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AlexisCoral
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 2:38pm UTC

Fun game to play at the movies: Not bringing your effing baby.

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ImtheOnee
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 8:53pm UTC

person: are you athletic?
me: I run
person: oh sweet
me: *i whisper* a blog ...

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gab*
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 12:53am UTC

I'M REALLY
TOO YOUNG
TO BE FEELING
THIS OLD!

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 7:53pm UTC

I love
you with all my b00bs.
I would say heart
but my b00bs are bigger.

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pinkneonlights_
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 5:04pm UTC

verbal abuse & bullying is not ‘freedom of speech’

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 8:15pm UTC

best door sign:
"Push it.
Push it real good."

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永久*
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 11:32am UTC

Float like a butterfly
But
Sting like a bee

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inlovewithfinnharries
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 6:48am UTC

Favorite this quote if.. You're in the middle of heartbreak.
You're battling cancer.
You've lost a friend.
You've changed this year.
You think you're ugly, worthless, and imperfect.
You've been bullied this year.
You've been cheated on.
Someone in your family has died.
Something has happened this year that has changed things forever.
You've gotten major surgery this year.
You're depressed.
Favorite this quote if..
you're going through something that no one could
ever understand and you feel so alone sometimes, and
so worthless. Favorite this quote, and I'll be there for you.

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 5:23pm UTC

I don't know about you guys but I really hate it
when someone disses someone else's music. I mean, music
is everything to some people and you saying that they have
'weird taste in music' is pretty mean. Maybe that music helps them
wake up every morning, maybe that music is the only thing that
helps them through the bad time.
so if someone loves justin beiber or one direction or any random music
then try not to hurt their feelings by saying 'ew' or 'wtf' because maybe that
band or that singer is everything to them.

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ImtheOnee
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 8:36pm UTC

"music is my life" says the white girl
suddenly her itunes freezes and the music stops
she can't breathe
feeling herself slipping away, she stumbls into the kitchen and manages to turn on the radio
*phew*
she is safe for another day

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 10:17pm UTC

Wanna hear a couple jokes?
Internet explorer.
18+ warnings.
middle school relationships.
my social life.
miley cyrus' new music video.
people who can't distinguish between 'your' and 'you're'.
ugly cats.
what did the giraffe say to human? nothing, giraffes can't talk.

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Ash_leigh*
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 2:58pm UTC

Job appilcations are stupid.
Application: Why do you want to work for us?
Me: Well I've always had a passion for frozen yogurt...
Me: IM BROKE

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 12:38pm UTC

my love life will never be satisfactory until
someone runs through an airport to stop me from
getting on a flight

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rebecca*
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 2:45am UTC

I've been here before
one day you'll wake up and it won't hurt anymore.

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cujo*
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 7:37am UTC

this is a fight for love
luokst, hate, desire*

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carson5482
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 6:52pm UTC

Mostly I'm glad America
got its independence because
the British call a grilled cheese
a cheese toasty and I'm
not about that.

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 3:22pm UTC

What do Americans like to do at parties?
The Indepen-Dance.

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imperfect *
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 6:43am UTC

Hey you!
You are beautiful and gorgeous in your own
way.Don't let anyone make you feel ugly,
because you are perfect just the way you are.
Stay strong. ♥

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jessicabliss
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 8:44pm UTC

Agnes: Pretty please?
Gru: The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
~Despicable me~

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carson5482
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 9:10pm UTC

White girl: Do these Uggs make my Starbucks look big?
Me: What?
White girl: *You're

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