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inlovewithfinnharries

Status: RIP CORY MONTEITH<3

Member Since: 21 Jan 2013 01:43am

Last Seen: 6 Jun 2017 07:39am

Location: in with Finn

Gender: F

user id: 347210

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  1. inlovewithfinnharries inlovewithfinnharries
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2014 6:10am UTC
    When someone says "I forgot to eat"I think you must be a special kind of stupid I plan my entire day around eating

  2. inlovewithfinnharries inlovewithfinnharries
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2014 6:08am UTC
    Dont ever look backif cinderella went back for her shoes she wouldn't have become a princess

  3. inlovewithfinnharries inlovewithfinnharries
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    I haven't had a shower since last year!!!

  4. inlovewithfinnharries inlovewithfinnharries
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 9:49pm UTC
    Please comment good books or movies to watch and read

  5. inlovewithfinnharries inlovewithfinnharries
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 6:58am UTC
    The story of my life I take her home
    i drive all night to keep her warm and time
    is frozen
    the story of my life I give her hope
    I spend her love until she's broke inside
    the story of my life

  6. inlovewithfinnharries inlovewithfinnharries
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 3:09am UTC
    Me:*looks at price tag*
    Me:don't you ever say I just walked away I will always want you

  7. inlovewithfinnharries inlovewithfinnharries
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    That's the problem with being the strong one.
    No one offers you a hand

  8. inlovewithfinnharries inlovewithfinnharries
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 3:47am UTC
    Anyone want to talk on chat or kik
    Comment below

  9. inlovewithfinnharries inlovewithfinnharries
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 3:55am UTC
    once I wrote with a pen and i didn't even have my pen licence

  10. inlovewithfinnharries inlovewithfinnharries
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 9:45pm UTC
    Fave for profile rate

  11. inlovewithfinnharries inlovewithfinnharries
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 4:26am UTC
    tip:if you have a frownie eat a brownie

  12. inlovewithfinnharries inlovewithfinnharries
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 4:23am UTC
    Remember when staying up late was actually exciting
    now it's just life

  13. inlovewithfinnharries inlovewithfinnharries
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 3:39am UTC
    a duck walks into a shop and asks for some grapes, the shop keeper says he doesn't have any.
    the duck comes in an hour later "have you got any grapes ?" "no" says the shop keeper slightly angrily.
    the duck comes in for the 3rd time 5min later. "have you got any grapes ?"
    "no no and for the last time NO we dont have any FU*KING GRAPES and if you come in here asking for grapes again i'll
    rip youre fu*king DI*K off and staple the FUC*ER to the FU*KING ceiling you stupid MUPPET CU*T fuc*!!!
    siad the shop keeper
    the duck comes in 10min later and asks "have you got any staples" "no" said the shop keeper
    have you got any grapes ?
    - have a lovely evening .

  14. inlovewithfinnharries inlovewithfinnharries
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 3:43am UTC
    A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

  15. inlovewithfinnharries inlovewithfinnharries
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 3:40am UTC
    Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.

  16. inlovewithfinnharries inlovewithfinnharries
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 3:37am UTC
    A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
    Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Jayke and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Jayke said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Jayke taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Jayke can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
    Your daughter, Judith
    PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

  17. inlovewithfinnharries inlovewithfinnharries
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 4:25am UTC
    Pedophile :I have candy get in the van
    me :no
    pedophile :the van has wifi
    me :ok

  18. inlovewithfinnharries inlovewithfinnharries
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 10:24pm UTC
    Anyone want to chat or has kik please comment

  19. inlovewithfinnharries inlovewithfinnharries
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 3:52am UTC
    Person on ask.fm:let's have se.x
    Simon Cowell:"it's a no from me"

  20. inlovewithfinnharries inlovewithfinnharries
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 6:10am UTC
    Zombies eat brains ........you're safe

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