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  1. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 9:19am UTC
    my heart on my sleeve and
    >> the world in my hands.

  2. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 9:18am UTC
    I'm in love with him for him. He's absolutely ridiculously adorably dorky, and I can be silly and myself around him. No faking needed. He just makes me super happy. The immense strength is a plus. The good looks are a plus. He's just amazing.

  3. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 1:50pm UTC
    " She would always be my biggest what if "

  4. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 10:44am UTC
    nothing hurts more then being disappointed by the person you thought would never hurt you.


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 5:46pm UTC

    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    WAIT DOES
    ANYBODY
    DO THIS
    ANYMORE?

  7. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 11:58am UTC
    quoth the raven, “yah nastee”

  8. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 2:05pm UTC
    WHY CAN'T GOOD THINGS
    just stay?

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    we are not
    human beings
    living a
    spirtual life
    we are
    spiritual beings
    living a
    human life
    kerli koiv

  10. BETHANY* BETHANY*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 7:20am UTC
    Family: "so what do you want for you birthday?"
    Me: ...
    Me: *pulls out list"
    Me: *clears throat*
    Me: "Kellin Quinn, Jack Barakat, Vic Fuentes, Oliver Sykes..."
    ~NMQ~

  11. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    If stress burned calories, I'd
    be a super model.

  12. Tay_1998 Tay_1998
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 9:35am UTC
    Girls;
    Stop waiting for that 'perfect' boy.
    He's not out there. There's no such thing as fairytales.
    Your life isn't an 80's movie. If you push that boy away, he isn't going to come back and comfort you, he's going to leave.
    Life isn't like a movie. Stop expecting it to be.
    But there is a thing such as love.
    So find it, just not with your hopes so high.
    - Tumblr

  13. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 5:14pm UTC
    what if you woke up with amnesia
    and all you could remember was your
    witty password and you had to discover
    who you were based off your quotes

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 6:34pm UTC
    By the way i hate it when people use btw before saying something 101% unrelated to the previous conversation.
    It took God 7 days to create the world. By the way could i borrow that skirt?

  15. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 1:57pm UTC
    You needed me,
    i was there,
    I n e e d e d y o u ,
    and suddenly
    you were always
    busy

  16. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 2:10pm UTC
    I just hate it when
    I miss someone
    when I know
    they don't give a da/mn about me

  17. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 2:07pm UTC
    Do you ever just touch your boobs
    because you can.

  18. kowhyda* kowhyda*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 1:12am UTC
    Here's a funny little story:
    One day I was at the pool with my cousins. Now, at the time, one of my cousins was only four, so he didn't know much obviously. Anyway, his mom had brought some slices of watermelon for all of us to eat after we swam. Now, mind you, my family's Kurdish, so we all speak with a mix of both English and Kurdish. So my little cousin wanted some watermelon, and decided to shout across the pool that he wanted some. The problem is, though, is that the Kurdish word for 'watermelon' is 'sh.ite', so my cousin ended up yelling, for everyone to hear, "MOMMY! I WANT SOME SH.ITE!"
    Yeah, you can just imagine the amount of stares we got.

  19. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 5:48pm UTC
    "When you're taught to love everyone,
    to love your enemies,
    then what value does that place on love?"
    -Marilyn Manson

  20. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 9:12pm UTC
    Friend: My ovaries are killing me.
    Me: Woman problems or fangirl problems?

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