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robsssX
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December 4, 2012 4:01pm UTC

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hiddenshadows
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May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC

Creepy?
Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected president in
1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy
both have seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
Both presidents were shot on a friday.
Both
presidents were shot in the head.
Lincoln's secretary was named
Kennedy.
Can you guess yet?
Kennedy's secretary was named
Lincoln.
Both were assisnated by Southerners,
both were succeeded by Southerners,
Both successors were named Johnson.
Lincoln's successor was born in
1808.
Kennedy's successor was born in
1908.
Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by
three names.
Both names are composed of
15 letters.
It gets better;
Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
& here's the best part:
A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
Marilyn Monroe.

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alwaysdreambigx
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August 6, 2012 8:16pm UTC

If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and
be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball
and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof
under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah”

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letshavesomefun
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 5:15pm UTC

When I was little,
My dad convinced me that the ice cream truck
only played music when it was sold out.
Well played Dad, well played.

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softballxwin27
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 9:18pm UTC

Thank you Warning Label...
I was about to use this lamp in the shower.

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Checkmate
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 1:10pm UTC

When my brother's in the shower...
-waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
-hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
brother: what?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother: WOMAN
brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY BALLS
brother: AND MY SOUL

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TheMascaraSeries
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 7:16pm UTC

Scared to move forward,
afraid to look back.
Stuck between wanting the future,
and missing the past.
MY QUOTE.
Format Credit: TheMascaraSeries.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 3:10pm UTC

The worst type of crying is the silent one
The one when everyone is asleep.
The one where you feel it in your throat ,
and your eyes become blurry from the tears.
The one where you just want to scream.
The one where you have to hold your breath
and grab your stomach to keep quiet.
The one where you can't breath anymore.
The one that you realize that the person that
meant the most to you,
is gone...

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posted a quote
July 25, 2012 6:02pm UTC

I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone.
They're just like "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat
some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm
in no rush. Because.....I'm a turtle."
nmq

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lillylovee
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 3:16pm UTC

Willow Smith is 11 years old, already has her tongue pierced, half her head shaved, and said she's bisexual.
Someone needs to go visit their auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

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sunnynicky
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July 24, 2012 12:05am UTC

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My dentist told me once
that letting go is like pulling a tooth. When it was pulled out, you’re relieved, but how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it was not hurting you doesn’t mean you did not notice it. It leaves a gap and sometimes you see yourself missing it terribly. It’s going to take a while, but it takes time. Should you have kept the tooth? No, because it was causing you so much pain. Therefore, move on and let go.
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Format by twilightgirl995

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never_forget
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 7:39pm UTC

**When My Name's In A Math Problem**
Class: *Stares At Me*
Me: That's Right B*tches. I Bought 60 Watermelons.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 12:25pm UTC

You are special to me
You are the only one who I wouldn't mind losing sleep for,
the only one who I can never get tired of talking to,
the only one who crosses my mind constantly throughout the day.
You are the only one who can make me smile without trying,
bring down my mood without the intention to
and affect my emotions with every action of yours.
I can't explain with just words how much you mean to me,
but you are the only one I'm afraid of losing
and the one I want to keep in my life...

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emily626
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July 2, 2012 11:13pm UTC

I wonder if you ever
just stop and think
"Man, I miss her."
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June 23, 2012 11:41am UTC

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I promise to follow everyone who faves this. ♥

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 2:08pm UTC

I want someone to play with my hair and draw circles on my back.
I want someone to cuddle with , on cold rainy days.
I want someone to kiss my forehead softly.
I want someone to play pretend with.
I want someone to tell me I am cute.
I want someone to hold my hand.
I want someone to tease me.
I want someone to hug.
I want someone.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 3:48am UTC

my body is my temple
but sometimes my temple wants to eat cheesecake
& I'm ok with that (:

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MusicIsLifexoxo
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 5:01pm UTC

life is too short
to wake up in the morning with regrets.
so, love the people who treat you right,
forgive the ones who don't
and believe that everything happens for a reason.
if you get a chance, take it.
if it changes your life, let it.
nobody said it would be easy,
they just promised
it would be worth it.

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fuckyeahquotes
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July 6, 2010 4:29pm UTC

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