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13361 faves · 214 comments · Jul 6, 2010 4:29pm

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antisocial · 1 decade ago


rebecca33324 at 6:16pm January 06, 2013 on quote #1679327



Press F10 5 times.Take a deep breath.
2. Think of someone you like.
3. Press F10 5 times.
4. Send this to 5 comments....
5. Look at your background
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cool5103 · 1 decade ago
Press F10 5 times.Take a deep breath.
2. Think of someone you like.
3. Press F10 5 times.
4. Send this to 5 comments....
5. Look at your background
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rebecca33324 · 1 decade ago
Press F10 5 times.Take a deep breath.
2. Think of someone you like.
3. Press F10 5 times.
4. Send this to 5 comments....
5. Look at your background

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sulema7 · 1 decade ago
Press F10 5 times.Take a deep breath.
2. Think of someone you like.
3. Press F10 5 times.
4. Send this to 5 comments....
5. Look at your background
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BrokenTwilight · 1 decade ago
Aha I said this to my friend after she had a tough breakup. I got slapped with a book
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DragRacer2012 · 1 decade ago
Press F10 5 times.Take a deep breath.
2. Think of someone you like.
3. Press F10 5 times.
4. Send this to 5 comments....
5. Look at your background
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LolaLori · 1 decade ago
What kindof Jesus swears?
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ChocoTaco · 1 decade ago
You are practically Jesus
lol xD
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hafsah · 1 decade ago
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed. When you're asleep, I'll kill you. Don't believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George? Case 3: Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4: Derek Minse This isthefinal case I'll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The have 2 beautiful children. Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune! Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight no send backs!

Don't mean to scare anyone
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Beyourself1234 · 1 decade ago
i wish my friends were like this a few days ago :'( they said all those things but the last one
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asiancutie11 · 1 decade ago
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed. When you're asleep, I'll kill you. Don't believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George? Case 3: Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4: Derek Minse This isthefinal case I'll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The have 2 beautiful children. Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune! Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight no send backs!

Don't mean to scare anyone
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DreamingxOfxYou · 1 decade ago
Best.Quote.Ever!!
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MeganMessagedYou happy witty anniversary! · 1 decade ago
omg this.
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MrsNiallHoran13 · 1 decade ago
And this is where I shall bow down to you :)
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adviceadvice · 1 decade ago
http://my--w-orld.tumblr.com/
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Kate1013 · 1 decade ago
But what if I want to be a penguin?
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bellabrianna14 · 1 decade ago
Thank You
someone gets it!
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MyCandy987 · 1 decade ago
AMEN!
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JuliaLovesU · 1 decade ago
Praise this right hurr.
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InOneMoment · 1 decade ago
omg niiceee
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