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MusicIsLifexoxo
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May 21, 2013 4:15pm UTC

Me: I'll do it at 7PM
Time: 7:02PM
Me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now

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MusicIsLifexoxo
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May 20, 2013 9:14pm UTC

Doctor: Are you s.exually active
Me: Does it look like anything would want to have s.ex with this

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MusicIsLifexoxo
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May 20, 2013 9:11pm UTC

me: it's gonna be a good day!
hair: here's some frizz.
face: now you're breaking out!
head: here's a throbbing pain.
teacher: here's a really hard test you're gonna fail.
friends: we've decided to be really annoying.
girls: let's point out all of your flaws!
parents: we're gonna yell at you for breathing.
him: i'm just not gonna come to school today.
me: kk

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MusicIsLifexoxo
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May 20, 2013 9:09pm UTC

Friends: You're beautiful!
Family: How many boyfriends do you have?
School people: Oh look, it speaks.

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MusicIsLifexoxo
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May 20, 2013 9:07pm UTC

My thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the f*ck is this
me: why are you here
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh

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MusicIsLifexoxo
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May 20, 2013 8:31pm UTC

Boys in fights:
I hate you man, f*** you.
Girls in fights:
Your eyes are uneven and your hips are huge. You're so fat I can see you from a mile away. You're also a huge attention seeker. Nobody likes you, you're such a B itch. You're so ugly, and that's why no one wants to be with you. You're so dumb, I'm suprised you're passing any of your classes.
I hope you live the rest of your life alone with 72 cats, and then they all run away on your birthday.
I don't see why anyone would ever like you, you sluut.

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MusicIsLifexoxo
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May 20, 2013 8:26pm UTC

Elementary School: Everyone is my friend! I love everyone!
Middle School: I love my group of friends!
High School: What are friends?

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MusicIsLifexoxo
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May 20, 2013 8:22pm UTC

Age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life
Now: worry people from real life will find me on the internet

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MusicIsLifexoxo
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May 19, 2013 8:40pm UTC

attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi im gay
attractive boy: hi im a douchbag
attractive boy: hi im twice your age
attractice boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi im a fictional character

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MusicIsLifexoxo
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May 19, 2013 2:08pm UTC

Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
Me: AM I PREGNANT?
Me: Wait...
Me: Still a virgin.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
Me: Seems legit.

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MusicIsLifexoxo
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 1:44pm UTC

she wears short skirts i wear your grandads clothes she’s
cheer captain and i look incredible
Format by Sandrasaurus

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MusicIsLifexoxo
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 1:48pm UTC

Someone should write a book where the main character slowly falls in love with the reader.

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MusicIsLifexoxo
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December 14, 2012 7:02pm UTC

20 children dead
20 futures
20 personalities
20 possible world changers
20 kids that aren't making it home today
20 little souls taken to heaven today
Pray for Newtown.
never take life for granted.

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MusicIsLifexoxo
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 7:27pm UTC

i'm not telling you it's going to be easy..
→ i'm telling you it's going to be worth it.

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MusicIsLifexoxo
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November 11, 2012 6:54pm UTC

Seriously though, if you want to be my friend all you have to do is comment me saying “Hi we’re friends now ok” and I’ll just be like “ok, hi friend” and BAM our friendship has been made.
******* HINT HINT *******

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MusicIsLifexoxo
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November 10, 2012 4:20pm UTC

Music is an escape.♥
---> It takes you to another person's world, that maybe you can relate to.
It makes you laugh, smile, cry. It makes you feel peaceful. <--
It cleanses your soul. It makes you feel on top of the world.
And when it's time to get back to the real world,
♥/////////////// You'll be ready.

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MusicIsLifexoxo
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 6:59pm UTC

Significance is everything and everything
is significant.
oct. 9

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MusicIsLifexoxo
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 12:56am UTC

remember when jake ryan revealed that his real name was leslie that was the plot twist of all plot twists

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MusicIsLifexoxo
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September 3, 2012 12:51am UTC

i used to laugh at plankton because he’s married to a computer but now i am plankton

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MusicIsLifexoxo
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September 3, 2012 12:33am UTC

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