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I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone.
They're just like "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat
some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm
in no rush. Because.....I'm a turtle."

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I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt

1627 faves · 20 comments · Jul 25, 2012 6:02pm

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TheCityIsAtWar · 1 decade ago
Thats a tortoise
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TheMorticiansDaughter* · 1 decade ago
How many ppl saw turtle and thought " liam payne"
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malloryi98 · 1 decade ago
I read this is a stoned voice...
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tinygeek3 · 1 decade ago
mitch hedburgggg<333
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miserable_happiness · 1 decade ago
This reminds me of Crush, the sea turtle from Finding Nemo.
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Randomgirl910 · 1 decade ago
I love this x3
I knew who this was dtraight away, with the multi-couloured writing, I rememeber your other quote xD
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Zxcuiocatlover · 1 decade ago
There is a turtle ad above this lol XD
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craziirose · 1 decade ago
this so reminds me of one of my friends. her nickname is turtle and she hates it!
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GirlzRule432 · 1 decade ago
true
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kenken526 · 1 decade ago
Haha made me think of zombie kid likes turtles.
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Olisbabe * · 1 decade ago
^
Lol @ My UserName xD
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bluesongs · 1 decade ago
look up the mine turtle song on youtube :)
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xxxxxxx* · 1 decade ago
I like turtles
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magaloots911 · 1 decade ago
OMG when I read this quote this turtle snack advertisement popped up! LOL XD
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SecretSequin · 1 decade ago
this quote :')
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IWantToLiveLife33 · 1 decade ago
Snapping turtles can rip a grown mans arm off with ease. ._.
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XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX · 1 decade ago
I think I just died of laughter. <3
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elizabethanne12 · 1 decade ago
yeah turtles
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bgsoccer03 · 1 decade ago
i love turtles one time my sister was riding her bike to school and she saw a turtle and picked it up and put it in her backpack and brought it to school.

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brokendreams* · 1 decade ago
i was gonna fave it but there was 123 <3's lol(:
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