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jimboslice3
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 7:03pm UTC

Is Witty going green?,
because I'm seeing a lot of reused quotes!

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briiitttttttany
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 3:25pm UTC

Mom: what are you laughing at?
Me: the internet
Mom: can i see?
Me: no

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xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 3:17pm UTC

"Witty just isn't the same anymore. I miss the old Witty :("
-Member Since May 19, 2012

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JetsGirlXx18xX
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 1:08pm UTC

Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandpartents: Look at our beautiful grand-daughter! How many hearts have you broke this week?
People at School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 2:08pm UTC

I want someone to play with my hair and draw circles on my back.
I want someone to cuddle with , on cold rainy days.
I want someone to kiss my forehead softly.
I want someone to play pretend with.
I want someone to tell me I am cute.
I want someone to hold my hand.
I want someone to tease me.
I want someone to hug.
I want someone.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 3:11pm UTC

I have a hopeless crush
on someone I have no chance with...

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Beautifulheartmindbody
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 3:33pm UTC

I really want to grab
a little kid by the
shoulders, and
shout
"I'M YOU! FROM
THE FUTURE!"
in their face

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alimophia
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 10:13pm UTC

click to see this quote

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sydneyjrw
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 1:28pm UTC

You realize your childhood is
over when you fall asleep on the
couch
and wake UP ON THE COUCH.
format by sandrasaurus

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Ultravioletblu
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 12:26pm UTC


nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
Lucyfacex,yo!
wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
COP: FREEZE!
Criminal: Everybody clap
your hands!

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ninjamim
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 2:16pm UTC

I finaly found love,
it's on page 1094 in the dictinoray.

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Nataliee1102
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 11:17am UTC

if you're not against gay/
lesbian/bisexual people, favorite. If you
are, comment. ♥

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lmsmith
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 10:10pm UTC

So,
I'm reading a book about a girl who survives in the wilderness for months,and the book is describing her struggles for food and shelter but not once does it mention her struggle with her period
wouldn't that be the first thing on her mind...

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Lolax3
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 5:41pm UTC

Does February march?
No , but April may.
{♥} if you get it.

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yuzermali
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 9:41pm UTC

Hot guy: Do you wanna be my girlfriend?
Me:
Hot guy:
Me:
Hot guy:
Me:
Hot guy:
Me:Desperate much?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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completeinhim
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 1:50pm UTC

WITTY IS DEAD.
You guys can't stop complaining for two
seconds, about the Hunger Games and 1D
quotes. Everybody is fighting, and
Witty isn't about fighting. We're all
supposed to be a family! We're not
supposed to judge each other or put
each other down. People used to put
effort into their quotes. Now everybody
just steals them from Tumblr or Facebook.
I know that looks don't matter and
everything, but gosh guys, quotes used
to be pretty! Now they're all either
stolen formats or bold arial fonts. Making
quotes pretty isn't that hard. You just
have to try. It hurts me to see the place
where I used to be able to pour my heart
out and have people actually listen, turning
into this horrible little tumblr copycat.
Witty used to be original. I miss that.

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gkaston
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 5:20pm UTC

read it, it's worth it, promise..
There are 7,005,825,449 people on this planet.
1,840,179,188 of those people are under the age of 14.
2,897,591,730 of those people happen to be over the age of 35.
3,534,797,376 of those people are also male.
That means only 256,430,954 of them are females from the age of
15-34.
Only 5 of those females will be married to One Direction.
You have a 0.0000019498426075348145% chance of being one of those females.
May the odds be ever in your favor..

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Roxee1313
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 9:29pm UTC

The hardcore way to eat ramen noodles :
1. Boil Water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
Like A Boss.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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