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xxkeepthebitchescomingxx

Status: What once was, what never will be again.

Member Since: 30 Dec 2011 11:52am

Last Seen: 21 Oct 2013 06:24pm

Birthday: August 6

Location: The past.

Gender: M

user id: 257280

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Everything below is what I miss the most.


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Hey there sexuals.
The name’s Autumn.
I'm that on the right up there.
As you can probably tell I'm a female
of the teenage variety.
I currently reside in Connecticut.

14 / Brunette / Your new best friend

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Aren't I cute?^

Things I love:
Andrew Garfield

My bestfriend Autumn
Shoes
ilovemikaylaandmelissa
The color blue
with Ger

Lesbian
Lesbian with Mary

Pretty bras
Seniors
My main biznitches
Drag queens
Mary's
Sweat pants
Bows
Puppies
Starbucks
Ger's

Scissoring

Mary

Steve
Tote bags

Belts
Marydaswagmasta
Giraffes
Air Conditioning
Slippers
Sparkles
Whores
Straight hair

People I love:
CharleyAutumn.
CaraKylie. Ashley. 
GabeChance. Hai.
Eric. Tori. Ger. Amna.
Ash. Corinne. Mary.

Click on them and I'll have with you. (if i'm not already having it with Mary.)

I like when people eat apples, it really turns me on. my is so tight and it's ready to go. hmu.


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BONJOUR YOU PIECE OF .

this black jesus hacking you, not its ger, but ho awesome would it be if it was black jesus?
Looking up thur on your interests we have so much in common.
All this we have is bad for my health, BUT ITS TOTES WORTH IT.
remember when we got this cake?

I love yaaaaa<3
and now for those reading this who isnt Autumn
DONT MESS WITH MY . I WILL CUT OFF YOUR / AND MAKE YOU EAT IT.
thats right, you will eat them
i love ya autstralia
I will leave you with this adorable dancing :

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hey autumn, its autumn. i didnt do much to your profile but i just wanted to say hi. 
i dont really know what to write durring hacks
so uhhhh
i guess
ill poo on you later?
alright
bye 

#IKilledYourParents


Yo Yo Yo. Listen here . This is Mary now.
So this chick right hur, is the coolest person evar okay?
So yeah. I don't care who you are. Autumn is cooler than you.
But she never wrote my tbh which kind of upsets me.
She loves me the most, and she knows it.
So hop off. She's mine.
I named my cat after her.
But then it ran away lol.
baibai autumn the cat.

Nothing to writeeee, making uppppp.
OH.
Autumn has a stupid password lol.

Peace, hoes.

I'm on Autumn's account again, and adding to my hack lol.
Autum is a . I'll be straight up. But she's my .
So she's not a with anyone else. Which I guess
makes her not a .


But she's still a .
And I love her for it.
And yeah.
Bye again. <3


Hoes, it's Chuck.
or Charley.
Autumn loves me the most because she's sosososos good at .
I meanwut.
If you can't handle our sexualness then get out OF THE BEDROOM.
because love (and ) will be in the air with Autumn and I<3
She is so perfect in every single way.
Nothing compares to her face.
She gets the guys in her V cause she's hawt like that.
If you don't like her, you talk to me/
She's chill and reallyreallyreally nice so talk to her.
She should be a model and I don't understand  why she isn't.
ohyeah because she's a prostitute.
But she's my so back the off.
ok Autumn I'm talking to much about sexuality.
SHE'S REALLY NICE AND IS NEVER MEAN UNLESS YOU'RE A .
I just really love her and I don't know why.
I to her pictures.
ok I'm sorry Autumn/
She's really pretty though, I'm super jelly.
Her character is the best ever.
and idk I'm just repeating stuff
I TRUST HER WITH EVERYTHING~

 



Autumn,


You are amazing. and you blow my mind like this::
 


Somethang like that ;). we should go dry hump like you said more often. and im like wooo! and you can be like this::


.And when were done we'll go in public and be like " we just dry humped!" and this is basically us..::

.Something like that. anyways im gonna go but before i do you i lub ya. yes lub its a word. alright im gonna go now buh bye autumn. <3
-Chancie


lol^



Just put it in my :)
 

  1. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 11:19pm EDT
    Get in chat losers.

  2. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 8:13pm EDT
    There's no block button in real life.
    You can't get someone banned from school by going and telling Steve someone said something mean to you.
    Stop being so sensitive and realize that people are going to be mean and hateful
    and the only thing you can do about it is defend yourself.

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    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 7:40pm EDT
    do people still use witty lamo

  4. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 9:40pm EST
    Write me a letter!
    Dear _______________,
    I ______ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars.
    Love,
    _______________
    (P.S. ______________.)
    This is just for fun, I mostly likely will get silence but it is worth a shot.
    Feel free to take this letter thing if you want, it is not mine anyway. :)

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    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 1:38am EST
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    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 1:31am EST
    So we’re just gonna walk around pretending it’s not weird
    that one of our hands is just worse at everything?

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    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 3:20pm EST
    I'm back b.itches.

  8. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 6:11pm EDT
    We all have that one friend
    who we think eats like an elephant and never gains any
    weight but she really just goes and throws it all up after cas she's bulimic.

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    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 3:06pm EDT
    It really turns me on when guys scratch themselves, also i like the smell of sweaty men after they get back from the gym.

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    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 1:59pm EDT
    click to see this quote

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    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 8:42pm EDT
    Today is the first day I've ever intentionally cut myself.
    I want it so bad to be my last, too.

  12. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 6:15pm EDT
    don't tell me you understand.
    don't tell me you understand what it's like to see yourself in the mirror ten times bigger than you actually are.
    don't tell me you understand what it's like to be hungry all the time.
    don't tell me you understand what it's like to lie to your mother and say, "yeah, lunch was good mom. thanks."
    don't tell me you understand what it's like to constantly lie and say, "I'm not hungry."
    don't tell me you understand what it's like to cry yourself to sleep every night because you're disgusted with your own body.
    don't tell me you understand what it's like to constantly be questioned about your eating habits.
    don't tell me you understand what it's like to be leaning over the toilet coughing up your last meal.
    don't tell me you understand,
    what it's like to be anorexic.

  13. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 1:19pm EDT
    This is already a top quote
    in my opinion.

  14. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 12:32am EDT
    There's a Witty
    Profiles Maternity T-Shirt.
    At least Steve thinks we can get laid.

  15. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 6:22pm EDT
    It's my birthday today!
    Nah jk I just want faves.

  16. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 10:53pm EDT
    The new way I hack my friends on Facebook
    is writing a status saying "I want the d."
    and tagging their crush in it.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  17. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 12:22am EDT
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: 19 m usa looking for some fun.
    You: i can have fun ;)
    Stranger: really? ;)
    You: yeah, i love to play board games at home with the family!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  18. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 12:05am EDT
    I'd rather get a bronze medal
    in the o l y m p i c s t h a n a s i l v e r o n e ,
    so I wouldn't be second best again.

  19. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 11:06am EDT
    3 things I've never felt like:
    1.A G-6
    2. P Diddy
    3. A Plastic Bag
    I guess you have to be famous,
    to have extra feelings like that...

  20. xxkeepthebitchescomingxx xxkeepthebitchescomingxx
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 11:03am EDT
    "That song is so old."
    Yeah, so is your mom, but you still listen to her.

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