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There are 7,005,825,449 people on this planet.
1,840,179,188 of those people are under the age of 14.
2,897,591,730 of those people happen to be over the age of 35.
3,534,797,376 of those people are also male.
That means only 256,430,954 of them are females from the age of
15-34.
Only 5 of those females will be married to One Direction.
You have a 0.0000019498426075348145% chance of being one of those females.
May the odds be ever in your favor..






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1894 faves · 96 comments · Apr 9, 2012 5:20pm

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Blue_jay23* · 1 decade ago
woah.....
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beaniegirl · 1 decade ago
That so funny. :)
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No* · 1 decade ago
what if harry marries niall, louis marries kevin and zayn marries liam....?
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wordynerdy · 1 decade ago
fine then. Just crush my soul
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SaveTheUnicrons · 1 decade ago
Someone from the UK or Ireland will marry them...Just saying
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Lovesdyin · 1 decade ago
im not even going to attempt to see if your math is correct. but i really need to send that number to all the dictionares at my school. great idea, thx i love this quote by the way
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liVE_lAUGh_lOVE_ · 1 decade ago
my two favorite things: the hunger games, and one direction. <333
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yourcool · 1 decade ago
I just laughed so hard.
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emilylovessusiesface · 1 decade ago
aren't almost off them gay..?
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beachybum1234 · 1 decade ago
wel when you put it THAT way...NAILL'S MINE!
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you_want_this_gurl · 1 decade ago
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!!!!!!
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kellysjellybellys · 1 decade ago
Unless they are homosexual...
just sayin....
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mkeys · 1 decade ago
There's still hope! :D lolol
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bellababy1234* · 1 decade ago
Correction... 3 females will marry one direction because Harry and Louis will marry each other
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italiangirl3 · 1 decade ago
What if you like this guy and he hates you... He's one person and one direction are five people. ;)
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QuietPeopleHaveLoudMinds · 1 decade ago
what a sad fact of life that the chances are that slim for other girls to marry the 4 besfriends of my husband;)
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guyonagirlsite · 1 decade ago
What if they're homosexual?
Bam, no chances.
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codysimpsonforver · 1 decade ago
my new favorite number:0.0000019498426075348145
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vogue · 1 decade ago
love how you mixed to of the most talked about topics on witty together
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shannen_xlove · 1 decade ago
but it isn't right
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