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sydneyjrw

1. sydneyjrw
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   October 24, 2013 9:00pm UTC
   Pretty sure my soulmate is a pack of sour gummy worms
   
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2. sydneyjrw
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   December 29, 2012 11:19pm UTC
   I've met One Direction
   six times...
   Multiply that by 5.
   Add 10.
   Divide by 20.
   Subtract two.
   BE JEALOUS
   nmq
   
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3. sydneyjrw
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   December 4, 2012 9:26pm UTC
   I always thought the seasons went spring, summer, fall winter.
   Not spring, summer, fall, summer, winter, summer....
   
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4. sydneyjrw
   posted a quote
   December 4, 2012 8:03am UTC
   Relatables #26
   What I say when I accidentally run into someone in the hallway if it is a stranger: Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry.
   What I say if it's someone I know:
   *Slams into them* MOVE YOU STUPID IDIOT
   Format:twilightgirl995
   
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5. sydneyjrw
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   December 4, 2012 8:01am UTC
   Relatables #25
   Waiting for a page to load, and refeshing it when it finally does. -_-
   Format:twilightgirl995
   
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6. sydneyjrw
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   December 4, 2012 7:40am UTC
   When someone unfollows me:
   You unfollowed me because you're probably madly in love with me. It's cool. I understand.
   Quote Credit to TeensfromMars
   
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7. sydneyjrw
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   November 29, 2012 10:36pm UTC
   Google your birthday just like this:
   Died on 9 September 1998
   And the first Wikipedia article that pops up is who you were in your past life.
   Comment who you are :)
   
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8. sydneyjrw
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   November 29, 2012 10:32pm UTC
   Not only is my short-term memory horrible,
   But so is my short-term memory.
   
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9. sydneyjrw
   posted a quote
   November 29, 2012 10:21pm UTC
   Relatables #24
   Thinking back to a recent conversation and realizing how awkward/stupid you were
   Format:twilightgirl995
   
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10. sydneyjrw
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    November 28, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    You, Sir, have attractive facial features. Therefore,
    I must stare.
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11. sydneyjrw
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    November 20, 2012 11:18pm UTC
    Me: Guess who I woke up next to this morning?
    Friend: Oh My God! Who is he?!
    Me: Harry Styles. It was so romantic.
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend: Your poster fell dow-
    Me: Yep.
    nmq
    
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12. sydneyjrw
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    Relatables #23
    Putting your iPod on shuffle and then skipping half the songs because you don't want to listen to them
    Format:twilightgirl995
    
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13. sydneyjrw
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    October 3, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    Normal People: Yay, Fall! That means football, hot chocolate and perfect weather!
    Me: Yay, Fall! I can stop shaving my legs!
    Only me?
    
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14. sydneyjrw
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    October 2, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    *Today In Class*
    Teacher: No girls are allowed to room with boys on the trip
    Class: *Groans*
    *Kid raises hand*
    Teacher: Yes?
    Kid: Well, what if we're gay?
    Class: *Laughs*
    Teacher: Doesn't matter. Let me put it this way: We are going on the trip with 100 kids. We don't want to come back with 101.
    This was hilarious. Hahaha (:
    
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15. sydneyjrw
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    September 23, 2012 8:52pm UTC
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16. sydneyjrw
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    September 17, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    You: Can I go to the bathroom?
    Teacher: I don't know, can you?
    You: B/TCH I JUST GOTTA FREAKING PEE LET ME GO TO THE BATHROOM
    
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17. sydneyjrw
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 9:39am UTC
    Relatables #22
    When you are typing on the computer and someone is talking to you and you accidentally type whaT the person said
    Format:twilightgirl995
    
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18. sydneyjrw
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 12:47am UTC
    Relatables #21
    Running up the stairs on all fours like a gorilla
    Format:twilightgirl995
    
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19. sydneyjrw
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 12:43am UTC
    Relatables #20
    The awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end in the way you think it octupus milk
    Format:twilightgirl995
    
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20. sydneyjrw
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 12:41am UTC
    Relatables #19
    Seeing a show that you watched when you were little and finally understanding it
    Format:twilightgirl995
    
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