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ninjamim

Status: need an ark? i noah guy.

Member Since: 24 Sep 2011 05:26am

Last Seen: 2 Mar 2014 02:34pm

user id: 220682

142 Quotes
1,602 Favorites
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Mim

 I'm not perfect,
i never will be,
i never want to be,
i'm just me,
and i'm fine with that.

 


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  1. ninjamim ninjamim
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 3:06pm UTC
    So my sister was on work experience in the libary,
    she went out for lunch and when she got back she got a text from this boy she liked,
    it said for her to get this book out for him so she picked up the book,
    Behind it lay a red rose and some chocolates,
    and inside read a note that said
    'I've loved you for longer than you've ever known'
    WHY DOES MY LOVE LIFE NOT DO THIS.

  2. ninjamim ninjamim
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    I don't really have Feelings,
    Untill night time,
    Only then do i get sad,
    About everything.

  3. ninjamim ninjamim
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 12:01pm UTC
    The more you care the more it hurts

  4. ninjamim ninjamim
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 11:57am UTC
    Lets face it,
    No matter how much you tell yourself you're over someone, your heart knows the truth.

  5. ninjamim ninjamim
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 1:11pm UTC
    3 things which will last forever:
    Faith, Hope and love.
    The greatest of all these is love.

    - 1 Corinthians ch13 v 13

  6. ninjamim ninjamim
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    If i can find love,
    anyone can,
    pinky promise.

  7. ninjamim ninjamim
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    One smile, can start a friendship.
    One word, can end a fight.
    Oone look, can save a relationship.
    One person, can change your life.

  8. ninjamim ninjamim
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 2:17pm UTC
    Me: it's too hot.
    Me: *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovahs witnesses.

  9. ninjamim ninjamim
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 2:13pm UTC
    "You're so hot"
    I whispered, as i seductivly took my plate out of the mircrowave.

  10. ninjamim ninjamim
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    If you ever feel bad about yourself,
    just remember Zac Efron has a yolo tattoo.

  11. ninjamim ninjamim
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 2:16pm UTC
    To the world you may just be one person,
    but to one person you may just be the world.

  12. ninjamim ninjamim
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 2:11pm UTC
    It's not hard to find someone,
    who tells you they love you,
    It's hard to find someone,
    Who actually means it.

  13. ninjamim ninjamim
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 2:04pm UTC
    Life is wierd,
    You can go from being strangers,
    To being friends,
    To being more than friends,
    To being strangers again.

  14. ninjamim ninjamim
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 2:01pm UTC
    I don't really have Feelings,
    Untill night time,
    Only then do i get sad,
    About everything.

  15. ninjamim ninjamim
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 1:36pm UTC
    Sh/t happens. Just look. At your face.

  16. ninjamim ninjamim
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    My turn to speak my mind now.
    1. My religion means the world to me, if your not a christian and don't know the bible well then don't comment on things you know nothing about, my mum is a preacher, and you lot making asumtions makes me want to scream somethimes.
    2. Stop saying quotes like 'Truth is you won't find love' no, you will, you hang in there even if it takes 30 years there is always someone out there don't kid yourself.
    3. We are all judgemental but some of us manage to keep it to ourselves so i'm sure the rest of you can so many people are becoming hurt over this.
    4. Witty profiles is called witty because it's funny not serious, i know this is a serious quote and some are good but look in archive to 2011 when i stared that was a whole different world.
    5. Your all beautiful to me and even if you have braces, acne or worried about weight or whatever work it with confidene, let your confidence shine through and show people your not afraid of anyone, and your biggest weapon is your smile. (i know what it's like i had 7 years of braces and operations in my mouth)
    6. Never give in. Ever. and if your think your ever gonna, talk to me?
    Now i'm going to get about 61265087 hate comments but i'm pretty much leaving witty now so i couldn't give a f/ck, do what you like. I'm a british girl who lives up to her sterotype.

  17. ninjamim ninjamim
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 5:50am UTC
    I've done a little witty experiment...
    I took old quote that i'd writter or other people had written from years ago
    (all were top quotes)
    and i re-posted them,
    They got at max 50 faves when before they got 500 faves,
    Common guys lighten up a little,
    Witty isn't dying, people have moved on,
    But all these new quotes are complaints about love/friends,
    what happened to the funny side of it ey

  18. ninjamim ninjamim
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    I don't have enough middle fingers for an average day at high school.

  19. ninjamim ninjamim
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 1:16pm UTC
    America vs Britan
    Eggplant - Aubergine
    Cookie - Biscuit
    Trunk - Boot
    Suspenders - Braces
    Cotton Candy - Candy floss
    Janitor - Caretaker
    Crib - Cot
    Checkers - Draughts
    Appartment - Flat
    Period - Full stop
    Yard - Garden
    Socer - Football
    Vacation - holiday
    Sweater - jumper
    Mail box - Letter Box
    Truck - Lorry
    Cellphone - Mobile
    Freeway - motorway
    Mom - Mum
    Diaper - Nappy
    Lisence Plate - number Plate
    Underpants - Pants
    Sidewalk - Pavement
    Gas - Petrol
    Elementry School - Primary School
    Buck - Quid
    Eraser - Rubber
    Garbidge - Rubbish
    Shop - Store
    Wrench - Spanner
    Cab - Taxi
    Sneakers - Trainers
    Pants - trousers
    Subway - Underground
    Closet - Wardrobe

  20. ninjamim ninjamim
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    I just want someone there 24 hours a day, every day.
    someone to love.

:)

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