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1. Lolax3
   posted a quote
   September 16, 2012 5:54am UTC
   A Sad Story ...
   A girlfriend gave a challenge to her boyfriend to live a day without her. No communication at all and said if he passed , she'll love him forever. The bofriend agreed. He never texted nor called his girlfriend for the whole day, without knowing, his girlfrend had 24 hours left because she was dying because of cancer. After a day, he excitedly went to his girlfriend, " I did it baby" but tears fell as he saw his girlfriend lying in a coffinwith a not " you did it baby.. now please do it everyday.. I love you."
   
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2. Lolax3
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2012 2:15am UTC
   3 Words,8 Letters, 3 Syllables, 5 Vowels,3 Consonants, 2 Nouns, One Emotion, Many Meanings, A Big Lie, A Rare Truth, I Love You ♥
   
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3. Lolax3
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2012 12:51pm UTC
   A guy broke into my house last week. He didn't take the Tv, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels.
   Sick Ba.st.ard.
   
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4. Lolax3
   posted a quote
   July 14, 2012 1:09pm UTC
   Me : Thruth Or Dare?
   Him : Dare ^ . ^
   Me : I Dare You To Love Me ^.^
   Him: No Babe, Thats Already Thruth. <3
   ♡
   
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5. Lolax3
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2012 2:41am UTC
   Goodnight. <3
   Or Goodmorning . <3
   G o r g e o u s Peoples C: <3
   
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6. Lolax3
   posted a quote
   May 5, 2012 1:31pm UTC
   KEEP WITTY CONTRACT!
   Steve,
   [the owner of WittyProfiles.]
   has asked us all politely if we could stop swearing..
   or Witty is gone, forever.
   sign this petition if you promise not to swear,
   copy & paste & keep this contract going;
   fave this if you signed. :)
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7. Lolax3
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   May 5, 2012 1:22pm UTC
   Go to page 1 of top quotes and fave my qoute:D! pleaaseeee xD
   
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8. Lolax3
   posted a quote
   May 4, 2012 5:41pm UTC
   Does February march?
   No , but April may.
   {♥} if you get it.
   
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9. Lolax3
   posted a quote
   May 4, 2012 5:27pm UTC
   Life is anything that
   dies when you stomp
   on it.
   
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10. Lolax3
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    I don't even butter
    my bread; I
    consider that
    cooking.
    
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11. Lolax3
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    It is generally agreed that "Hello"is an appropriate greeting because if you entered a room and said "Goodbye," it could confuse a lot of people.
    
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12. Lolax3
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    Like math? We could
    add a bed, subtract
    our clothes, divide our
    legs, and multiply!
    
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13. Lolax3
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter.
    
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14. Lolax3
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    A
    Mans
    Life
    Becomes
    What
    His
    Thoughts
    Make
    Of
    It.
    
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15. Lolax3
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    If someone hurts you,
    make that b!tchpay.
    
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16. Lolax3
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    I love people who;
    make me laugh. I honestly think it's the best thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills, it's probably the most important thing in a person. {♥}
    
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17. Lolax3
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    Imm boreeed af'.
    Hmu (;
    
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18. Lolax3
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment;
    When You Notice Someones
    Zipper Is Down, But You Dont
    Want To Say Nothing, Because
    You Dont Have An Exuse For
    Looking That Low...
    
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19. Lolax3
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 4:32am UTC
    Ahhh, Imm boreed D;<
    
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20. Lolax3
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    April 21, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    Who wants to be my witty-bestie.? ;D
    
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