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Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Me, silly! You are, after all, reading my profile....

Welcome! This is the part where I tell you all about my life. You are probably expecting me to share with you my personality and hobbies, what I want to be when I grow up, and my hopes and dreams for the future,
Buuuuuuut....
I have a feeling you couldn't care less.
So, to save myself the time and effort of typing all that into this little box, I've decided to sum up my entire existance into 3 words:

lmsmith
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 5:27pm UTC

Woah.
Hold your cursor over the Witty sign in the top left corner
Mind = Blown

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lmsmith
posted a quote
January 21, 2013 1:23pm UTC

It beats like a drum down in New Orleans
Sings like a Motown melody
D r e a m s l i k e C a l i f o r n i a
Bigger that the Texas Sky
It bleeds, it scars
but it shines when times get hard
because you can't break
An American Heart
nmf

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lmsmith
posted a quote
January 11, 2013 5:18pm UTC

What if I told you
you read the top line wrong?
well, then I would be lying

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lmsmith
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 2:09pm UTC

"All our dreams can come true
if we have to courage to pursue them"
~Walt Disney

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lmsmith
posted a quote
December 5, 2012 6:43pm UTC

True story
This morning I jumped on my horse
And went for a ride,
And some wild outlaws chased me
And shot me in the side.
So I crawled into a wildcats cave
To find a place to hide
But some pirates found me sleeping there
And soon they had me tied
To a pole and built a fire
Under me---I almost cried
Till a mermaid came and cut me loose
And begged to be my bride
So I said id come back Wednesday
But I must admit I lied.
Then I ran into a jungle swamp
But I forgot my guide
And I stepped into some quicksand
And no matter how hard I tried
I couldn’t get out, until I met
A watersnake named Clyde
Who pulled me to some cannibals
Who planned to have me fried
But an eagle came and swooped me up
And through the air we flied
But he dropped me in a boiling lake
A thousand miles wide
And you’ll never guess what I did then---
I DIED”
by Shel Silverstein

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lmsmith
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 2:09pm UTC

When life gives you lemons,
don't make lemonade.
make life take the lemons back!
G E T M A D!
i don't want your dang lemons!
who do you think you are?
demand to see life's manager!
make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemons...
do you know who I am?
I'm the man who's gonna burn. your . house. down.
with the lemons!
-we're done here-

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lmsmith
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 1:16pm UTC

I am fluent in:
~American
~English
~Canadian
~British

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lmsmith
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 1:07pm UTC

fool me once, shame on you
fool me twice, shame on me
fool me 1000 times, you are a weatherman

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lmsmith
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 1:00pm UTC

I have a giant seashell collection...
I keep it scattered on the beaches of the world

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lmsmith
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November 2, 2012 5:55pm UTC

I understand that scissors can beat paper
and I get how rock can beat scissors,
but there is no way paper can beat rock.
Paper is suppose to magically wrap around
rock leaving it immobile? Why can't paper
do this to scissors? Forget scissors, why
can't paper do this to people? Why aren't
sheets of College Ruled Notebook paper
constantly suffocating students as they
attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you
why, because paper can't beat anybody, a
rock woulds tear it up in seconds. When I
play rock, paper, scissors I always choose
rock. Then when someone claims to have
beaten me with their paper, I can punch
them in the face with my already clenched
fist and say, "Sorry, I thought paper would
protect you."
~nmq~

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lmsmith
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 9:36pm UTC

You can spend your whole life building
Something from nothing
One storm can come and
blow it all away
B u i l d i t a n y w a y
You can chase a dream
That seems so out of reach
And you know it might not ever
come your way
D r e a m i t a n y w a y
You can pour your soul out singing
A song you believe in
That tomorrow they'll forget
you ever sang
S i n g i t a n y w a y
~MARTINA MCBRIDE

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lmsmith
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 7:51pm UTC

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
If you get there before I do, d o n ' t g i v e u p o n m e.
I'll meet you when my chores are through, I don't know how long I'll be,
but I'm not gonna let you down, Darling, wait and see.
And until now and then, 'till I see you again, I'll be loving you.
Love,
Me
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
~Collin Rayes

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lmsmith
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 7:26pm UTC

Great Story,
Tell it again.
Tell it at a party
and have no friends...

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lmsmith
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 10:05pm UTC

You're gonna miss this
You're gonna want this back
You're gonna wish these days
hadn't gone by so fast
These are some good times
so take a good look around
you may not know it now
but you're gonna miss this

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lmsmith
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 9:35pm UTC

Life's a dance you learn as you go
sometimes you lead sometimes you follow
don't worry about what you don't know
Life's a dance you Learn as you go

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lmsmith
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 9:17pm UTC

Smile
for the camera

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lmsmith
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 9:12pm UTC

People are losing their homes to hurricanes
An old lady living next door forgot her own name
A teacher's hiding her bible, but at least she's got a job
My local salvation army just got robbed
What has the world come to?

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lmsmith
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 1:14pm UTC

it doesn't matter what you've heard
Impossible
i s n o t a w o r d
it's just a reason for someone
Not To Try

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lmsmith
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 7:15pm UTC

*****
Everything
would be so much easier if we
didn't care what people thought of us
But We Do
and that is why we suffer
*****
Format by Sandrasaurus

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lmsmith
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 7:07pm UTC

I♥ Symmetry ♥I

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