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1dfoshawty
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September 28, 2012 10:31pm UTC

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AustinH
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July 29, 2012 11:19pm UTC

So I was in a banana suit
earlier while I was eating a banana.
I couldn't decide if it was
canabalism or
canabananalism.

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LandonIsWitty
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July 30, 2012 9:03am UTC

I'm just sayin'
It's fine by me, if you never leave.
jayciecutie01's format

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yeahxriannax3
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 12:08am UTC

Crush: Let's be something more than friends
Me: What.. best friends????
Crush: No! I mean something more than that
Me: Mega best friends?!!!!!!!!

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伤*
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 11:43am UTC

"I had a friend growing up, who was abused
abused by her dad, i made a vow
to myself that I'll never hurt my daughter."
- Niall Horan ♥
format credit to OneDirection

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 4:38am UTC

do you ever get up from your computer
and stroll casually around your house
only to sit back down in front of your computer again?

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horantheworld
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 10:24pm UTC

can we fall one more time?
stop the tape & rewind.

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MexicanChicka
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 10:25pm UTC

Me: Okay okay gotta study for big test tomorrow!
*One Hour Later*
Me: CRAP! I forgot to study okay okay i'll study after i finish eating!
*Falls asleep*
Next morning.
Me: OMFG, &%$#@*&##$%6%5!!!!!!
Goes to school.
Me: Okay its just the BIGGEST test ever, but
I GOT THIS!
After Test is graded.
Me: Whaat?, An 84%! You have to be kidding me!!
Teacher: Did you study?
Me: Psh yeah I studied like 4 hours, duhh shows what a great student i am!

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lolz62
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 10:35pm UTC

Admit it.
When you shut the lights off in the basement, you get out of there...fast

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The_Drama_Girl
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 9:01pm UTC

So, apparently there's 7 people in the world who look like you?
People who look like me, I'm so sorry.

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 10:55pm UTC

me: I really need to make some big changes in my life...
me:
me:
me:
me: *Changes profile theme*

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 10:25pm UTC

"If you asked me how
I'm doin, I would say I'm doin just fine. I would lie and say that you're not on my mind."

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str0ng
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 12:03pm UTC

OMG, Witty just changed!
Rest In Peace, Old Witty.

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chubbiexbubblez
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 9:19pm UTC

The 'New Witty' is just like the 'Old Witty' just stuff is rearranged,
Whats the big deal?
Seriously..

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 3:26pm UTC

2 years.
1 album.
18 songs.
1 brit.
3 TCAs
1 Documentary.
3 world records
1 tour
Millions of fans.
Ladies and gentlemen
One Direction.

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ShutUpAndLookAtThis
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July 21, 2012 4:02pm UTC

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CrazyFootballChick
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 9:31pm UTC

When a boy calls you...
beautiful- it means he likes your looks
hot- it means he likes your body
pretty- it means he likes your face
sexy- he would love to do stuff to you...
funny- it means he likes the way you make him smile
nice- it means he likes how giving you are
amazing- it means he's never met a girl like you before
but when he calls you cute...
it means he likes everything about you. Just the little stuff that you hate about yourself that makes you who you are. the quirks that we all have. The insecurities that you have. It means he loves you, but for you, not for all of the superficial stuff.
find a boy who thinks your Cute

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lozza821
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 12:33am UTC

Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die.

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gloriaLOVE
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 9:33pm UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
when your local State Farm representative is actually named Jake.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 5:32pm UTC

I just want to be with you,
f/ck everything else.

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