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chubbiexbubblez

1. chubbiexbubblez
   posted a quote
   July 12, 2013 1:47am UTC
   Cant reach it,
   dont need it.
   
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2. chubbiexbubblez
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   May 1, 2013 9:04pm UTC
   Like If Your D!ck Glows In The Dark.
   
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3. chubbiexbubblez
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   May 1, 2013 8:52pm UTC
   If you’re going to insult me, please give me 24 hours notice so I can come up with a comeback.
   
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4. chubbiexbubblez
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   May 1, 2013 8:46pm UTC
   white girls who go ”awww” at gay guys but ”eww” at a lesbian
   straight guys who fap to lesbians but go “fukin faggots” to gay guys
   
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5. chubbiexbubblez
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   January 19, 2013 4:56pm UTC
   It Doesnt Even Feel Like
   2013
   
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6. chubbiexbubblez
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2012 10:27pm UTC
   Think About This:
   There are 7 billion people in this world.
   5 of them will marry One Direction.
   Happy Husband Games and may the odds be ever in your favor.
   
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7. chubbiexbubblez
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   November 20, 2012 10:18pm UTC
   All the One Direction boys seem to be popular,
   but the girls in the US seem to be obsessed with Niall.
   
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8. chubbiexbubblez
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   November 20, 2012 10:11pm UTC
   I love knowing something
   I'm not suppose to know.
   
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9. chubbiexbubblez
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   November 20, 2012 10:08pm UTC
   "Girls play hard to get because boys play hard to keep."
   
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10. chubbiexbubblez
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    November 20, 2012 10:01pm UTC
    Mirror: You look cute today.
    Camera: Lol no.
    Instagram Filters: I got you.
    
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11. chubbiexbubblez
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    November 20, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    Not to brag but,
    I think we'd be really cute together.
    
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12. chubbiexbubblez
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    November 20, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    For guys bros over h0es.
    For girls chicks over d!cks.
    For me, it's whoever the fxck has my back over them fake bitxhes, any day.
    
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13. chubbiexbubblez
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    November 20, 2012 9:44pm UTC
    Girls wear makeup because they know boys fall in love with what they see.
    Boys lie because they know that girls fall in love with what they hear.
    
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14. chubbiexbubblez
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    November 20, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    "Do your homework"
    "Get off that computer"
    "Do you really need more food?"
    "Why dont you find a real guy to date"
    "What is a fanfic?"
    "You need professional help"
    Love you too mom.
    
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15. chubbiexbubblez
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    November 20, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    I don't know man, I just really love food.
    
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16. chubbiexbubblez
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    November 20, 2012 7:58pm UTC
    Do you believe in Love at First sight?
    Or do I need to walk by again?
    
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17. chubbiexbubblez
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    November 20, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    blacklace
    Yes, I would run faster,
    but my boobs are just way too big for that.
    
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18. chubbiexbubblez
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    November 20, 2012 7:33pm UTC
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19. chubbiexbubblez
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    November 20, 2012 7:24pm UTC
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20. chubbiexbubblez
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    Person I hate: *Breaths*
    Me: "Could you not?"
    
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