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ThatsJustLifee
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July 21, 2012 9:22pm UTC

Hey guys,
I never thought I'd be asking this, but lately I haven't been exercising, eating healthy, or going outside often. A month has passed since school ended and Summer 2012 did not meet the expectations I set for it since it is the Summer before freshman year. SO, to avoid going to extreme measures such as starvation or dieting,
For every fave I'll do
10 pushups
15 crunches
20 jumping jacks
For every comment I'll jog around my neighborhood.
If this seems stupid to you, keep scrolling. I think it will really help boost my motivation level if I have someone supporting me.
Any other tips/advice please share. And I don't need to here that "your beautiful just the way you are" stuff...♥
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xHello
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July 21, 2012 7:53pm UTC

Dear LOL, thanks for always being there when I have nothing else to say.

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lozza821
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July 22, 2012 12:03am UTC

My parents think I’m the only one who spends all day on the internet.
Little does she know, all of you exist.

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courtcourt
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July 21, 2012 2:21pm UTC

your bikini photo got 100 likes?
Must have been for your lovely personality.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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ineedyou_xo
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 2:30pm UTC

Listen? ☹ ii
Someone please listen. I'm having the worst week of my life.
- First, I worked up the courage to ask my crush to go to the movies sometime. He said no because he'd never like me.
- Then, I found out my uncle is getting sent overseas.
- My 25 year old neighbor died of cancer
- My other neighbor's dog was hit by a car
- I was planning to go to the waterpark with my bestfriend yesterday that I had been planning on for over a week and I had already bought tickets for $35 each (all of my summer savings so far). She texted me yesterday morning saying that she forgot she had to babysit. I went on facebook today and found out that she was camping with the girl she says she hates.
- I tried to text/facebook message 4 different people today, inviting them to go to the waterpaprk with me and none of them have replied.
I don't understand why everyone hates me :(
I just want someone to talk to.

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DenaAnn
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July 21, 2012 6:32pm UTC

"I'm straight.. But I support
Gay Marriage
because Marriage is about LOVE,
Not about your gender."
♥

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CCKITTY_0714
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July 21, 2012 3:14pm UTC

Me:Can you please grow?
Hair:Lol No.
Boobs:Nah.
Stomach: OKAY! :)

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loveforeveryourbeautiful17
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July 21, 2012 6:12pm UTC

Admit It
When you were little
you stuck a ball up your shirt and pretended you were pregnant

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aubweeexx
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 2:34pm UTC

i wish my life was like
high school musical. It'd be like 'brb, gotta go sing about my feelings.'

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Jade672
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July 21, 2012 8:59pm UTC

In elementary school when someone would come up to you
& ask you, "Can I play?" and you would say, "I dunno it's not my game."

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Chisu
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July 21, 2012 3:41pm UTC

If I have a son
And he comes to me telling me that he's gay, I'm not going to pretend to accept him. I'm not going to cry about it in my room at night. I'm not going to sit around wishing for the perfect son. I'm going to look at him, smile, tell him I'll always love him no matter what, then drag his butt down to the beach so we can both scope out hot guys. nmf

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lozza821
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July 21, 2012 2:52pm UTC

That girl you just called a mudblood?
She spends hours every day practicing spells hoping people will like her.
That boy you just stupified?
His parents use the cruciatus curse on him regularly.
The guy you just made fun of for crying?
His mother was killed by a death eater.
That kid you just pushed?
Hes trying to use the killing curse on himself.
Words hurt. You never know what its like until you fly a mile on someone elses broom.

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LandonIsWitty
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July 21, 2012 8:02pm UTC

New Jonas Brothers Category
Hi friends. A lot of people on Witty Profiles are complaining about the huge number of Jonas Brothers “quotes”. I made a new category called celeb where these quotes can go and moved a bunch of the quotes into that category.
-Steve
This is a blog post from 2008. Looks like witty has had the boyband quote problem before. LOLOLOLOLOL

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 5:12pm UTC

I wish summer would get pregant
so we would have 9 months off.

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xTheHungerGamesx
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July 21, 2012 3:21pm UTC

Cat Valentine <3
Cat: Totally.
Sikowitz: Ehh, Cat your line had to start with an S.
Cat: Salami!
Sikiowitz: It's too late Cat.
Cat: Aww, my life's the worst.
Sikowitz: Here's a piece of candy.
Cat: Yay! I love candy!
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Cat: My name's Cat
Tori:Oh, like the animal!
Cat:What's that supposed to mean?!
Tori:Nothing, I- I love cats
Cat:Aw me too! They're so cute!
*Walks away*
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Andre:Normal's boring
Cat: It's true!
Tori: That normal's boring?
Cat:No, that no one asked me to the prom...
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Cat: One time,when I was 7, I was at the beach and I made a sandcastle, and I called it 'Cats Castle'
*Long pause. Lots of stares*
Cat: True story.
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Cat: What scene were you doing?
Tori: It's for a role in a movie about a teenager who's parents send her to a home for troubled girls.
Cat:Oh. One time my brother went to a home for troubled girls.
Tori: Why?
Cat: To meet troubled girls.
Sikowitz: You know, bus stations are good for that...

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BravoSierra
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July 21, 2012 4:19pm UTC

Mom: Don't eat now or you won't be hungry for dinner.
Me: I'll be hungry for dinner.

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Yourbeautiful*
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July 13, 2012 3:16pm UTC

*A 24 year old looked out the train window and shouted...*
"Hey dad look, the trees are going behind!!" His dad smiled and a young couple sitting nearby, looked at the 24 year olds childish behaviour with pity. Suddenly he again shouted "Dad look, the clouds are running with us" The couple couldn't resist, and said to his dad..."Why don't you take your son to a good doctor?"
The dad smiles then said..." I did we are just coming home from the hospital, my son was blind from birth, he just got his eyesight back today."
Every single person in the world has a different story.
Don't judge people before you truly know them.
The truth might suprise you.
Think before you say something.

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TVQuotes
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July 13, 2012 8:00pm UTC

click to see this quote

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nallygirl7
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July 15, 2012 5:18pm UTC

Worst thing to hear during a haircut:
"Oops..."

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