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1. ineedyou_xo
   posted a quote
   January 21, 2013 3:35pm UTC
   i wish i could go back in time
   and undo all of my mistakes
   
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2. ineedyou_xo
   posted a quote
   January 21, 2013 3:31pm UTC
   mom: go outside.
   me:
   mom:
   me: hahahahahahahah. that's funny, mom.
   mom: i'm serious, cassie.
   me:
   mom:
   me:
   mom:
   me:
   mom:
   me: ....but there's people out there.
   
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3. ineedyou_xo
   posted a quote
   December 1, 2012 5:44pm UTC
   I don't stalk
   I investigate.
   
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4. ineedyou_xo
   posted a quote
   December 1, 2012 11:37am UTC
   If I tell you I've moved on,
   I'm lying.
   
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5. ineedyou_xo
   posted a quote
   December 1, 2012 11:25am UTC
   Earphones in. World out.
   nmf nmq
   
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6. ineedyou_xo
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2012 8:38pm UTC
   Want Free Credit Report?
   F-R-E-E that spells free creditreport.com baby
   Saw their ad on my tv, thought about going but was too lazy
   Now instead of lookin' fly rollin' phat, my legs are sticking
   through vinyl and my posse's getting laughed at
   F-R-E-E that spells free creditreport.com baby
   AdChoices>
   How about dat ad?
   
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7. ineedyou_xo
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2012 1:40pm UTC
   MY SCHOOL HAS A NEW DRESS CODE.
   IF YOU THINK YOURS IS BAD:
   NO SHORTS OR SKIRTS ABOVE THE KNEE
   NO SKINNY JEANS OR BOOT CUT JEANS
   NO JEANS WITH RIPS/HOLES
   NO YOGA PANTS
   NO TIGHT BOTTOMS THAT SHOW OFF CURVES
   NO SWEATPANTS BECAUSE THEY LOOK SLOPPY
   NO CLOTHING WITH NAMES/LOGOS/WRITING
   NO SHIRTS EXPOSING ANYTHING ABOVE ELBOW
   COLLAR BONE CANNOT BE SHOWING
   BUT NO UNIFORMS BECAUSE THEY
   >>> "DON'T WANT TO TAKE AWAY OUR RIGHTS" <<<
   THIS SUCKS BUTT
   
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8. ineedyou_xo
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2012 1:28pm UTC
   Recently, I've been seeing quotes
   where kids have to get up at 7:15 or 7:30 or 8:10 and they're like omg omg im gonna be late im so tired ahhhhhh.
   * b-tch, i have to wake up at 5:30 in the morning to catch my bus at 6:30.
   you are so lucky and idk if you're in elementary school or something but dayummmmm i'm jealous.
   
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9. ineedyou_xo
   posted a quote
   September 13, 2012 6:48pm UTC
   that little dance your fingers do when you don't know
   how to respond to a text.
   
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10. ineedyou_xo
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 12:55pm UTC
    Do Not Tilt Screen Back And Forth Quickly
    or else i shall send lightning down to earth
    
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11. ineedyou_xo
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 10:30am UTC
    LolSoTrue: #797
    Parent: What did you learn in school today?
    Me: Apparently not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
    lolsotrue.com
    
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12. ineedyou_xo
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 10:25am UTC
    mom: go outside.
    me:
    mom:
    me: hahahahahahahah. that's funny, mom.
    mom: i'm serious, cassie.
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me: ....but there's people out there.
    true story.
    
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13. ineedyou_xo
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    THAT AMAZING MOMENT WHEN YOU
    FIND OUT THAT YOUR CRUSH LIKES YOU
    
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14. ineedyou_xo
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    Who else remembers
    THAT WEIRD THREE EYED MONKEY ON NICKELODION THAT SAID
    "HI I'M PAUL"
    ♥
    
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15. ineedyou_xo
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 12:37pm UTC
    When you're walking alone
    ♥ ♥ ♥ AND A CAR STARTS SLOWING DOWN NEXT TO YOU FOR NO REASON
    
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16. ineedyou_xo
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    Tom Daley: I'd do anything to make her mine.
    Me: I'm changing my name to Anything.
    
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17. ineedyou_xo
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    ¸,¤°´'``°¤,¸.¸,¤°´'`'`°¤,¸. ¸,¤°´'`°•.¸¸.•°´'``°•.¸¸.•°´'`¤,¸.
    I was born to make mistakes,
    not to fake perfection.
    ¸,¤°´'``°¤,¸.¸,¤°´'`'`°¤,¸. ¸,¤°´'`°•.¸¸.•°´'``°•.¸¸.•°´'`¤,¸.
    nmq - Format credit to formats_xo
    
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18. ineedyou_xo
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 11:23am UTC
    My heart flutters when I see you
    because there's a little piece of me that hopes
    you do the same.
    
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19. ineedyou_xo
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 11:13am UTC
    The past can hurt,
    but the way i see it, you can either run from it
    or learn from it.
    -Rafiki, The Lion King
    
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20. ineedyou_xo
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    I love how people think things are in decoded messages. like you say one thing and people think you mean something else. candles are not it's pathetic and dumb. Everyone says that I am pretty, cute, sweet, pretty, drop dead gorgeous, and very pretty. I am picking some flowers. just a few minutes ago, i was joking around with my brother. so, what i enjoy to do is walk with my cat on a leash. do you know what i mean? probably not. soooooo do you like eggs? I agree with myself that black and white newspapers are fun to read. I like bacon on my pb&j sandwiches. You are a good listener and if I were to lick you right now, I bet you'd be tasty. Once, I was swimming in the ocean and I saw a hamster and a squirrel on a date. It was quite romantic. Don't you think? My dad jumped off a helicopter into my neighbor's roof. I just ran two miles. Just kidding. Please don't get wasted, you are too young. I eat all day and night while dogs like orange juice. When I am 20, I will be a gazillionaire. When I eat dinner, I always have seconds. When I jump off cliffs in the morning, I always have a sip of milk. Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it. My pet puma has one life. Because yolo, even cats olo. That silly rabbit, trix are for kids. This is pretty funny because you are trying to figure out what these words will mean. In a billion trillion years, we will never ever ever get back together. If I asked you to buy me a daisy, would you get me one? My unicorn spread rumors about me and stabbed me in the back.
    
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