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If I have a son
And he comes to me telling me that he's gay, I'm not going to pretend to accept him. I'm not going to cry about it in my room at night. I'm not going to sit around wishing for the perfect son. I'm going to look at him, smile, tell him I'll always love him no matter what, then drag his butt down to the beach so we can both scope out hot guys.
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If I have a son And he comes to me telling me that he's gay,

762 faves · 14 comments · Jul 21, 2012 3:41pm

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lilmisslittle · 1 decade ago
THAT WOULD BE KIND OF AWKWARD FOR HIM THOUGH IF YOU'RE MARRIED... LOOKING AT OTHER GUYS AND STUFF... YEAH
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Dawn · 1 decade ago
Lol, "You look better with guys anyways"- a friend of mine in her story with the mom talking to her son who just came out
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SoftballChick23 · 1 decade ago
this gives me hope
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StarsareRachelBerry · 1 decade ago
Bless your soul
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JustWaiting · 1 decade ago
But if u have a son.... Why would u be planning to find cute guys for yourself...? Unless ur like planning a divorce or something.
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awesomeness221 · 1 decade ago
so if your not going to pretend to accept him does that mean you're not going to accept a him? I'm so confuzzled!
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Chloeeee · 1 decade ago
xD
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jessica333 · 1 decade ago
heh me 2 LOLOL!! :')
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fuhreckles88 · 1 decade ago
:')
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Hugablestpersonever · 1 decade ago
I would be like, "OMGosh I WAS HOPING FOR THIS!" *starts dancing*
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meagenrose · 1 decade ago
I love this
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TurtleRawr · 1 decade ago
Id be fine with a gay guy or girl :P
At least a gay son wouldnt get anyone pregnant. c:
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KateKat · 1 decade ago
I love this <3
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IEatPieAllDayandNight · 1 decade ago
this is so cute. xx
me too. c:
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