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hey guys please checkout my quotess :D
Comment if you have Stardoll ^-^
my Name is Chloe incase you were wonderiing
age: 1? i love to read peoples stories so comment
if you would like me to read yours :]

Chloeeee
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 8:16am UTC

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Chloeeee
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 1:58pm UTC

Hey guys please help me with a creative tumblr Url? :D
Something like..
Swag-notes.tumblr ...
Yeah please comment ur idea :}

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Chloeeee
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 1:24pm UTC

♥Hey baby.
Are you Google?
Because you have everything I'm searching for. <3

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Chloeeee
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 12:06pm UTC

"i believe that everything happens for a reason.
People Change so that you Learn to let go, things go wrong so that yo apperciare them when they're right, you believe lies so yo eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,and sometimes good things fall apart so better thing can fall together. ♥
-Marilyn Monroe

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Chloeeee
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 10:07am UTC

To anyone that ever told you
you're no good..
theyre no better."
-hayley Williams

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Chloeeee
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 10:52am UTC

What I have learnt for witty
Quotes are easy to make if they look
Sassy.
And they’re even easier if you just talk about your life.
examples:
*essay must be 500 words long*
what are you actually going to count
how many words i wrote
(thats what i think when i write essays)
Saying “b*tch”after proving your point
thats what i do xD
i think you guys get the point but yeahh.. its really simple
(thats how i make most of my quotes)

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Chloeeee
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 5:23pm UTC

I’m Glad Friendship doesn’t come with
Price Tags..
For if it did, I would have never afford someone as great as You

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Chloeeee
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 5:08pm UTC

Best Friends
A best friend is like a four leaf clover hard to find and lucky to have❤
- Sarah Jessica Parker

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Chloeeee
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 2:12pm UTC

this isnt really a quote but,
I just had to share this with the world
I watched this show Carte Blanche and they
say Scientists are working on a cure for ageing
F//CKING AMAZING RIGHT?
now we have something in common with Vampires.

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Chloeeee
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 9:17am UTC

boys, if you don't
look like Calvin Klein
models, don't excpect
us to look like
Victoria's Secret
Angels

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Chloeeee
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 8:56am UTC

Why is it that if a guy does football then he is manly,
but if he does cheerleading he is gay?
Think about it...
guys who play football run around in tights trying to jump on top of eachother.
however, guys who do cheerleading get to practice in sweats, while they hold girls up in the air and get to look up their skirts.
now which one sounds more gay?♥

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Chloeeee
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 9:10am UTC

If somebody shouts out 'YOLO' one more time
im gonna pull out my shotgun to their head and say 'Sadly'

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Chloeeee
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 2:38pm UTC

The reason that seesaws have two seats..... is because that way there is always Someone to bring you back up when you go down.

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Chloeeee
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 1:28pm UTC

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that awkward moment in class, when your bursting to cough but its dead silent..
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Chloeeee
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 10:53am UTC

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admit it, at once in your life, we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
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Chloeeee
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 10:48am UTC

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*Mom yells name*
You: Yes?!..... *silence*
You: YEAAAAH?!!
*SILENCE*
You: UGH!
*gets up and see what she wants*
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Chloeeee
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 10:42am UTC

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Blanket on, too hot.
Blanket off, too cold.
One leg out, perfect
until.... The horrifying
moment when the demon
from Paranormal Activity
grabs it.
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Chloeeee
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 10:30am UTC

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that look you give friends when
someone attractive walks in the room.
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Chloeeee
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 12:33pm UTC

Knowing that wannabes
Only know the phrase
“Red bottoms”
Because they can’t pronounce or spell
CHRISTIAN
LOUBOUTINS
O M G

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Chloeeee
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 2:44pm UTC

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I hate it when you're sitting in the cinema ready to watch the movie and the next thing you know BOOOM. Human giraffe sits infront of you.
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