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  1. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:13am UTC
    Health tips i need to keep, ignore it please unless you want this too ♥
    My grandma always told me to do one more, no matter how tired or bored you are. Always go one more.
    Want a flat tummy? Try eating more oatmeal, broccoli, peanut butter, berries, nuts and whole grains.
    Cut soda out of your diet once and for all. You'll see a major difference in your mood, teeth whiteness and weight.
    An awesome reason to exercise: It can help clear up your skin! People who work out regularly tend not to break out as much, as physical activity helps circulate nutrients and oxygen to your skin.
    New to running? Challenge yourself to jog for an entire song from your iPod next time you hit the track. Then walk for a song for a break. Easy!
    Need some quick cardio? Running up and down your stairs is awesome.
    Spice up your every-day run with intervals. Warm up for 5 minutes, and then do 10 sets of this combo: two minutes of a steady jog, one minute of a run/sprint. Do a 5 minute cool-down and ta-da! your new jazzed up workout.
    Finding it hard to keep up the motivation to exercise?Create a tip jar for yourself and add to it every time you workout. Set a goal so you can treat yourself for all your hard work! A self-defense class is a great way to de-stress, stay fit and keep safe at the same time! Look up local classes and recruit a friend or family member to join.
    People who write out exercise goals have a greater success rate, so put up healthy motivators on your mirror, computer and other places you’ll be sure to see them.
    Did you know that laughing actually burns calories?
    Make a point to work on your posture. Standing and sitting up straight is way better for your back and abs.
    Handy new fact: Tidying up your room can burn up to 130 calories per hour! (this makes me want to take everything out of my room, organize it, and put it back together. possible 4 hours, i hope?)
    Lying on the floor right after school and doing plank pose for 30 seconds is great way to tone those abs and give you a boost before homework.
    Turn your fitness routine into a game with a deck of cards.Assign a different target area, like legs, abs, arms and butt, to each suite. Shuffle and see what you'll flip over next.
    Try calf raises on the stairs to strengthen your gams. Let your heels hang off the edge and raise up on tip-toe, then lower back down. Aim for 30 reps! Try some wall pushups. Stand two feet from the wall, lean with your hands on the wall, slowly push yourself back until your arms are fully extended before returning to your original position. Start a 30-Day Challenge!Vow to pick an exercise routine and stick with it for a full 30 days. Trust us, you’ll love the emotional and physical results. Can’t do sit-ups without someone to hold your feet down? Find a piece of furniture you can slide your toes under to keep ‘em from poppin’ up. Then you can get better abs even when you’re solo. Commercials aren’t the only time to exercise during TV shows – try doing squats during the program. You’ll still be facing forward, and the show will distract you from the fact that you’re even exercising! We promise--working out just once makes you eager to do it again. Get started! Lifting weights isn't just for the boys! Grab a dumbbell and try some resistance work for a totally tough workout. Know yourself. If push-ups are the hardest for you, get them out of the way first. If you wait 'til your workout is almost over, you might skip them. We’re the first to admit it: home workouts can be tough to get into. Motivate yourself to get started by first just sitting on the floor and stretching. Then, warm up with a few easy crunches and push-ups. Soon, you’ll be pumped to start your routine. Next time you’re exercising, add an extra five minutes to your workout. You can do anything from adding five minutes to your jog to doing sit-ups and push-ups during those extra seconds. Increasing the length of your regular regime is a great way to keep your heart healthy and not get stuck in a workout rut. Whole grain vs. whole wheat? Whole grain is better for you because it doesn’t go through a refining process that strips it of nutritional goodies.
    Warm up by eating spicier foods, which are satisfying and can help stimulate digestion at the same time.
    Don’t avoid that sweet craving today. If you restrict yourself now, you might end up eating way too much at your next meal.
    Slow down while you eat.Studies have shown that eating slower helps you to avoid overeating and improves digestion.

  2. strawberry_skittles strawberry_skittles
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    "Was it a car or a cat I saw?"
    Is the same thing spelled backwards

  3. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 12:00pm UTC
    Harry Styles @Harry_Styles
    What's a "d" and why do you all seem to want mine?
    actual tweet^

  4. jariley* jariley*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    Calling Gatorade by the Colors,
    not by Flavors.

  5. FallingTower FallingTower
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    Theropist :Now lets talk about your overreacting problems
    Me:ARE YOU SAYING I'VE GOT A MENTAL DISORDER I'M GONNA DIE I'M GONNA DIE.
    Theropist:Okay moving on
    Theropist:I'll say a word and you tell me the first word that pops into your head.
    Theropist:People
    Me:Hate
    Theropist:Food
    Me:Love
    Theropist:Potato
    Me:Patato
    Theropist:Tomato
    Me:Tamoto
    Theropist:This doesn't seem to be working
    Theropist:How about we talk about you over reacting
    Me:Ok
    Theropist:So your mum told me you burnt your house down-
    Me:The first three were a accident but the fourth one i had accidently called 911 so i set the house on fire so i would get my call's worth.
    Theropist:Ok Your Dad tells me sometime you burn spiders with hair spray and a lighter
    Me:Oh i do *starts laughing evily*
    Me:I remeber one time i slowly tourted the spider and i made his family watch.
    Me:His children watched as their father turned to ash
    Me:Little Jimmy spider cried as i flushed his fathers ashes down the toilet and pooped on them
    Theropist i think you need mental help

  6. beary0630 beary0630
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 8:59pm UTC
    One Direction Update
    11/15/12 9:00 PM EST
    Hey guys! I see that on Twitter many of you a freaking out. Let me tell you now that you have nothing to worry about concerning Harry.
    Today I believe that the boys had the day off. Louis went to Manchester and was with Eleanor at her University. Zayn is in London. Niall was in Camden at a Rizzle Kicks concert. Liam is MIA but he's most likely near by to London.
    As for Harry, we finally figured out that he is indeed still in the US but not in NYC. He's in LA. Yesterday he hung out with Gary from Snow Patrol, they wrote a nice song together. Today, he was at X Factor studios with Taylor Swift. They just went out for burgers. He should be leaving the US at any minute now.
    Also today the boys' Ellen episode aired! Link will be below!
    Tomorrow the boys are doing the BBC Children In Need Concert.
    In other news, the boys will be taking over the Hits Radio on Sunday at 10 AM UK time. 5 AM EST. If you want to listen just google the hits radio and you should have no problems finding it. Also, it looks as if the boys will be part of a benefits concert to raise money for Hurricane Sandy victims. It will be December 12th at MSG! Ticket information hasn't been released yet though. It also will include other artists as well.
    Here's a link to another contest to win 3 tickets to MSG on the third! Again, all you need is to live in the United States! It's all free if you win! http://bit.ly/RFPMQK
    Rumors: Harry and Taylor Swift are dating. Status: FALSE Harry and Taylor are just friends. He didn't go to LA to see her. He went to hang out with other people. He most likely just hung out with her because he was in the area and they are friends.
    Quote of the day: "I don't know, it's odd that girls ask if they can hug me. Don't ask, do it. I'm just a regular guy." ~Niall
    Links: Ellen Show: aol.it/SOXVB6
    Niall and a fan at RK concert: pic.twitter.com/0KC6ggx1
    Louis and a fan: pic.twitter.com/3Hj8UabW
    Niall and another fan: twitpic.com/bdjq5a

  7. MyMindBook MyMindBook
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 8:37pm UTC
    Imagine going to Starbucks, after you order ask them to write
    "Harry Styles" on your cup.
    So when they call out Harry Styles, you'll see all these girls looking
    around or fangirling and you go up to say,
    "Oh he's in the car at the moment, but since I'm his girlfriend I'll
    take it."
    Then walk away like a boss.

  8. singalongwiththeradio singalongwiththeradio
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 10:23pm UTC
    Little things is so amazing
    asdfghjkl;
    I'm gonna die :D

  9. tumblrwittyfacebook tumblrwittyfacebook
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 10:26am UTC
    yesterday we were just children
    playing soilders
    j u s t p r e t e n d i n g
    dreaming dreams with happy endings in backyards winning battles with our
    wooden swords
    now we've stepped into a
    cruel worldwere everybody stands and
    keeps score

  10. forever_styles forever_styles
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 11:20pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. ridemydino ridemydino
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    What I think I look like when I yawn: a cute kitten.
    What I really look like when I yawn: a dying horse.

  12. AlyssaLovesYou AlyssaLovesYou
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 11:40am UTC
    I'm not weird.
    I'm limited edition.

  13. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    The truth about Rebecca Black's 'Friday' song.
    The song 'Friday' by Rebecca Black is really about the JFK assasination.
    JFK was assisinated in a car.
    The drivers name was Samuel Kickin.
    The song goes 'Kickin in the front seat, sittin in the backseat.'
    The assasination occured on Friday.
    When JFK was shot, the Secret Service yelled at Jackie Kennedy to 'get down.'
    In the song she sings, 'Got to get down on Friday.'
    On her day calender, the word 'Friday' was written in red. Bloody Friday.
    Parts about the Cold War and the spread of Communism are also reflected, 'Everybody's Russian.'
    And to top it all of, in the hotel that morning JFK declined a breakfast of sausage, eggs, and toast for a bowl of Bran Flakes instead.
    In the song, it says, 'Got to have my bowl, got to have cereal.'
    In the music video, the alarm clock is counting the time the assasination.
    Also, the following Monday JFK was supposed to sign a bill into law requiring all public schools to provide bus transportation for their students.
    In the song it says, 'Got to catch my bus.' but the bus never came.
    JFK was shot while sitting in the back of a dark blue 1961 Lincoln Continental convertable.
    In the music video she rides in a blue convertable in the back seat.
    JUST A COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.
    nmf

  14. sugarfreak sugarfreak happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 1:51am UTC
    .: I Met Him On Omegle :.
    Chapter 12
    Andreas P.O.V
    “Where are we?” I asked, looking around the apartment I was in.
    “My home.”
    “Don't you live with your parents? You're still in school.”
    “I live with Jesse. My parents always travel and are never home and his are dead.” I felt sorry for Jesse but tried to push thoughts away because honestly, it hurt thinking of him and his girlfriend.
    I was being pathetic.
    “Oh.”
    “So, what do you want to do?”
    “We could watch a movie,” I said wanting to get more and more away from the subject of Jesses parents and we didn't even speak that much about them.
    “Alright, any preferences?” Ryan questioned.
    “Nah, anything will be alright.” Ryan put Ted on.
    “Have you watched this movie before?” he asked me.
    “Yeah, I watched it in the movies,” I shrugged.
    “Do you want me to change it?” I looked at him in awe, he was so sweet. Something like his statement would probably mean nothing to most girls but he was going to make a girl very lucky one day.
    The movie had almost finished and tears filled my eyes as the Ted didn't come back to life. Wasn't this supposed to be a funny movie? Not some soap opera. The movie, with a happy ending, soon came to an end and I grinned.
    “Where you crying?” Ryan chuckled.
    “No!” I denied.
    “You were! Hah!” Ryan smiled at me, his eyes sparkling.
    Ryan then leant in, his eyes focused on my lips and I stared at him in anticipation. He was going to kiss me. His lips softly touched mine and my eyes closed. I tangled my hands in his dirty blonde hair and his tongue gently licked my bottom lip, asking for entrance. I debated in my mind if I should pull away or deepen the kiss. My heart was telling me to pull away because it didn't feel right, it felt like I was kissing a friend and my head was telling me not to because I couldn't just say, 'I like your best friend'. Shouldn't it be the other way around? Shouldn't my mind be telling me to stop kissing him? None the less, I pulled away.
    “I'm sorry,” Ryan said.
    “Ryan...” my voice trailed off. Neither of us said anything for several minutes.
    “You like him, don't you?” Ryan asked, quietly. So quietly that I almost didn't hear him.
    “Yeah...” I said, weakly. “It doesn't matter though, he has a stunning girlfriend, he lives on the opposite side of the world and I'm sure a guy like him would never go for a girl like me.”
    “You'd be surprised.” Just as Ryan said that, somebody coughed at the door. It was Jesse. F/ck. What if he heard that I liked him?
    “How much of that... did you hear?” I asked, my heart pounding and I awaited his answer. Did he know I was talking about him? His face showed no emotion what so ever.
    “Enough,” he answered.
    Comment for a reminder! (:
    Teaser:“But what?” I hissed. “You don't want to be a jerk? If you didn't want to be a jerk you'd stop talking about Rose. Rose this, Rose that, did you not see here at the f/cken party? She was a b/tch, she is a b/tch. I honestly thought you were better then that.”
    So, what are your thoughts on this chapter? For all of you who want reminders, you have to comment on the chapter and I'll remind you when the new chapter is up. I'm sorry that I don't just have a list, but for me it is heaps easier. Also, if you've commented and don't get a reminder, sorry, I go through all the comments and remind but sometimes Witty misses comments & I can't do anything about do that.

  15. SoOoSoOo SoOoSoOo
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 8:45am UTC
    I've been using
    this site for a
    while ..
    If your parents ever walk into your room.
    go to ( www.essaytyper.com )
    Then pretend
    to type
    .
    Instant Essay!

  16. beary0630 beary0630
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    One Direction Update
    9/28/12 9:35 PM EDT
    Hey guys. Really really tired today. Early update because I have to get up at 4:30 AM on Saturday! I'm really mad but will be going to Nando's for my first time tomorrow so I'm excited!
    Today the boys chose the final selections for Take Me Home. Simon heard the album and said that it was really good. Of course the boys had more promo time today. They seriously will be doing nothing but that for awhile now.
    In their interviews a few things were confirmed. Harry said that the video diaries are coming back very soon! Yay! He also mentioned that they will come to Asia. Niall confirmed that there is going to be a soft ballad type song on TMH. Also he said that he will be getting his braces off in either December or January and has a checkup at the dentist next week!
    Other than that, Niall went to Alicia Keys' concert with some friends, Harry went to the airport to see his mom off. She is climbing Mt. Kilamanjaro for charity. And Louis I believe was with Eleanor. Liam and Zayn weren't seen.
    The Alan Carr episode aired today. If you missed it and would like a link ask me. As of now there aren't any good ones but by morning I should be able to find you one.
    Rumors: The Liam and Danielle breakup saga continued. Unfortunately, after today I can about 95% confirm that Payzer is no more. Fans apparently met Dani today and she wouldn't talk about things. Niall was asked and he couldn't say either. If they were really together, they would just confirm this as false. Also on the Alan Carr show, he only asked Louis and Zayn how thier GFs handled things while on tour, not Liam. And he looked super depressed in the interview. It hasn't been said but I think it's over. Please don't spam Liam, the boys or Danielle with questions as I'm sure they'd like their privacy right now.
    Quote of the day: "In life we give and we take. Let me tell you, you will never get as much as you give." ~Zayn
    Links: Niall's interview today (he was in the bath when this happened! He was NAKED!) : Qrad.io/SpxhkT
    A really nice picture of Louis for Fabulous: pic.twitter.com/lieW7QLV
    Harry and a friend dropping their moms off at the airport: pic.twitter.com/V4WM5pbw

  17. sugarfreak sugarfreak happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    .: I Met Him On Omegle :.
    Chapter 3
    Andreas P.O.V
    "At least we got their Facebooks," Diana shrugged. Why couldn't I be like her? Why couldn't I not give a sh/t that they disconnected? Without saying bye?
    Snap out of it Andi, you don't even know them.
    “Lets go to bed,” I said not feeling like pulling an all nighter.
    “Awh, does somebody like Jesse? You're just upset because he disconnected,” Crystal teased whilst grinning.
    “I do not!” I exclaimed.
    “Good,” Diana said. “He's mine.”
    “I thought you liked Ryan,” I furrowed my eyebrows.
    “Why would you think that?”
    “Because you were flirting with him.”
    “I flirt with everyone.”
    ***
    School finished quickly on Monday, there was no complications though my mind was on Jesse for 99 percent of the time, the other one percent I was wondering what his girlfriend was like and what she looked like. I came to the conclusion that I may have a little crush on Jesse. I'd be crazy not to. Diana hasn't shut up about him either. She says she's going to make him dump his girlfriend. I asked her how their relationship would work, with him living in America and all. She got really angry. Though, I thought my point was valid.
    When I got home from school, my mum was making dinner. I don't have any sad story, my parents are dead, nor do they abuse me. My life is well... normal. I don't have any siblings and it sucks being an only child. My dad owns his own shop, a butcher and is there six days a week. He leaves early in the morning and comes back late at night. I don't have a very good relationship with my father, we barley talk.
    “How was school, Andrea?” Mum asked.
    “Good... I'm going to go do some homework.” I excused myself, walking upstairs to my room and setting my books on my bed. I started on my English homework. Half way through I got bored and went on Facebook. 2 Friend Request. I looked to see who it was, it was Jesse Gray and Ryan Sharne. I clicked onto Jesses profile, his profile picture was of him Ryan. Jesse was grinning at the camera ad Ryan looked as if he was laughing. The two boys were very photogenic. The next picture was of him and a gorgeous girl with black hair. Jesse was kissing her cheek and she was smiling. I looked at the comments.
    Some said, Cutest couple ever! And you guys are perfect for each other!
    Under the picture, Jesse had wrote a description. I love her.
    Andi, stop acting like a love sick puppy!
    I went to his friend request and clicked, decline.
    Comment for a reminder! (:
    Teaser: "So, there's a new kid."
    Who do you think the new kid is?? (:


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. Oreos Oreos
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    How to survive a Horror Movie.
    1.Never be the hero.
    2.Never say 'I'll be right back'
    3.Don't be curious or suspicious.
    4.Always look back.
    5.Don't fall over that imaginary branch.
    6.Never go somewhere alone.
    7.Get weapons.
    8.Hide in the fridge.I'm pretty sure the killer won't want snacks.
    9. Don't look through peep holes. You'll end up with one eye
    10.Remember,only retards go upstairs when a killer's attacking.
    11.Don't yell 'Hello' when you're alone.The killer is hardly going to reply with 'Sup Bro?Wanna
    play some MW3?'
    12.If it's not behind you,it's above you.Fact.
    13.Don't be a smartass and try to anger the killer.You'll be the next target.
    14.If it's dead,leave it alone.
    15.Don't start making out with your new hot boyfriend/girlfriend/cat in the car.
    16. Always listen to the old creepy guy who says there's danger ahead.
    He's right.
    17.It isn't your dog licking your hand. Your dog is dead.
    18.If you think the monster is dead,IT'S NOT.
    19.Don't go searching for something in the basement,even if the lights have gone out.
    20.Make sure your gas tank is full.
    21. Get a boyfriend. He'll die first which will give you more time to run.
    22.You're an idiot if you think stabbing the killer is a good idea.
    23.Learn to clib trees,sweetie.
    24.Blood=Somebody has died/is dying.
    25.Only stupid people use lamps as weapons.
    26.If you get a phone call while babysitting that consists of 'Have you checked the kids?',you
    just might want to make a run for it.Forget the kids,let's care about ourselves.
    27.Nightmares are never just mightmares.
    28.Moving to Elm Street is a bad idea,unless you want to stay up late every night. WOO RAVE!
    29.Don't buy a cheap house in the middle of nowhere.
    30.RUN B/ITCH RUN.

  20. HopelesslyDevoted~* HopelesslyDevoted~*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 7:52pm UTC
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