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FallingTower

1. FallingTower
   posted a quote
   November 29, 2012 6:59am UTC
   So i don't get this if you're just another wittian why the hell do make it clear that you're a guy and have a image of a guy. I'm fine with guys on witty as long as they don't go parading it around.
   
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2. FallingTower
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   November 17, 2012 6:01pm UTC
   Theropist :Now lets talk about your overreacting problems
   Me:ARE YOU SAYING I'VE GOT A MENTAL DISORDER I'M GONNA DIE I'M GONNA DIE.
   Theropist:Okay moving on
   Theropist:I'll say a word and you tell me the first word that pops into your head.
   Theropist:People
   Me:Hate
   Theropist:Food
   Me:Love
   Theropist:Potato
   Me:Patato
   Theropist:Tomato
   Me:Tamoto
   Theropist:This doesn't seem to be working
   Theropist:How about we talk about you over reacting
   Me:Ok
   Theropist:So your mum told me you burnt your house down-
   Me:The first three were a accident but the fourth one i had accidently called 911 so i set the house on fire so i would get my call's worth.
   Theropist:Ok Your Dad tells me sometime you burn spiders with hair spray and a lighter
   Me:Oh i do *starts laughing evily*
   Me:I remeber one time i slowly tourted the spider and i made his family watch.
   Me:His children watched as their father turned to ash
   Me:Little Jimmy spider cried as i flushed his fathers ashes down the toilet and pooped on them
   Theropist i think you need mental help
   
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3. FallingTower
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   November 2, 2012 7:25am UTC
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4. FallingTower
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   October 28, 2012 5:02am UTC
   When you see somebody you follow post a quote
   and your like "Oh hey,look whos alive"
   
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5. FallingTower
   posted a quote
   October 22, 2012 3:59am UTC
   Does anyone wonder how all these girls/boys all just happend to come to this one place i mean i doubt Steve intended to round up all these girls/boys with problems and gave them a website to vent.Also the name 'Witty Profiles' sounded like he intened the website to be for people post quotes that are funny,cute and maybe the occasional vent quote not a whole website for venting but look at it like this we are very lucky to all find each other.
   
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6. FallingTower
   posted a quote
   October 20, 2012 8:27am UTC
   Yahoo! Answers
   Open question:
   Is the movie 'War of the Worlds'a true story?
   Best answer:
   Of course it is! Do you mean you don't remember when the aliens in their machines came and killed everyone, and the few survivors were all hiding out in basements and sh*t?! I remember it like it was yesterday! My pretty kitty Mr. Fluffernutter was killed right before my very eyes and expelled as nothing more than a red bloody mist from those monsters! It was even worse than the zombie apocalypse, although not as bad as the Bieber Invasion. I really don't know how we survived the Bieber Invasion. But surely you remember when Mars attacked? Because it was then, in our darkest hour, when everything seemed lost, the hearts of men would not concede - no matter what the cost! That's us, that's humankind, persevering through it all until we win and come out stronger on the other side. My God, I love the human spirit! Go, humans!
   Asker's Rating: * * * *
   look at the anwers name LMFAO
   http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20121018181858AA0tc6i
   
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7. FallingTower
   posted a quote
   October 19, 2012 8:31pm UTC
   Yesterday Taylor Swift Waved at a boy
   He didn't wave back
   Her new song comes out tomorrow
   
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8. FallingTower
   posted a quote
   October 12, 2012 8:33pm UTC
   Highlight this if your
   name is Sara.
   Okay,Sara i want you to dump the body und-HEY YOUR NOT SARA!
   
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9. FallingTower
   posted a quote
   September 30, 2012 8:20am UTC
   My mamma always said
   life was like a box of
   chocolates.
   So i said b/tch hand me a box of life
   
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10. FallingTower
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    September 27, 2012 8:39am UTC
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11. FallingTower
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    September 23, 2012 4:30am UTC
    If i ever an a evil villian
    I'm gonna sweve around on myswingy chair patting 56 cats and say"Well ,Well,well,what do we have here.
    -andy
    
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12. FallingTower
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    September 1, 2012 8:05am UTC
    That monent when..
    your flipping through todays top quotes and you see one that you faved before it was in top quotes and your like "I helped in the making of the famous!"
    ~ Tumblr
    
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13. FallingTower
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    August 18, 2012 10:35am UTC
    Dear Vampires
    from Twilight if i saw a person sparkling i'd scream Gay Fairy not 'vampire'
    sincerely now got a little sister wanting to watch the pixie movie
    
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14. FallingTower
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    August 6, 2012 6:04am UTC
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15. FallingTower
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    July 13, 2012 7:37am UTC
    No matter
    What you look like if you wear coloured contacts i will automatically think you are either a fugitive or a vampire.
    Format Credit: Breeze / USMarineCorps2013
    
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16. FallingTower
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 9:09am UTC
    Girl on witty:Omg i saw 11yrolds go in to Victoria's Se-
    Me:NO!That is a load of crap!
    People keep saying theey're seeing 11yr olds doing things a troubled teen would do
    Yes most of us swear
    Yes we make inapropiet jokes
    No we don't watch Jersey shore
    No we don't do drugs
    No we don't scream YOLO every 10 seconds (only a few people at my school know what YOLO means)
    No none of us are pregnet
    and most of all we don't have god-dammed boyfrieds!
    Most of you people saying 11 yr olds are doing these things we are not!
    And some of you's are like 'Oh when i was your age i thought boys had cotties not STD's'No you didn't we are 11 not 5 and nobody has STDs!
    So stop with the F/cken quotes about 11yr olds dond stuff a troubled teenager does.I'll admit our volcabuary is bigger than yours was when you were 11 yr olds (Clearly you are dumber then us jk) but that doesn't give you the right to think we do horrible things like that.
    
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17. FallingTower
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    July 9, 2012 7:36am UTC
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18. FallingTower
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    July 8, 2012 1:05am UTC
    After
    reading the describtion in a book and the charatar say the boy was hot i automaticly imagine Chase Crawford with thoose features
    
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19. FallingTower
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    July 7, 2012 8:11am UTC
    Say
    I eat mop who really quickly and loud
    
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20. FallingTower
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 9:01am UTC
    ♪♫♩♬♪♫♪♫♩♫♩♬♪♫♩♬
    Music
    won't break your heart
    ♪♫♩♬♪♫♪♫♩♫♩♬♪♫♩♬
    cookiedoughformats
    
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