Theropist :Now lets talk about your overreacting
problems
Me:ARE YOU SAYING I'VE GOT A MENTAL DISORDER I'M GONNA
DIE I'M GONNA DIE.
Theropist:Okay moving on
Theropist:I'll say a word and you tell me the first
word that pops into your head.
Theropist:People
Me:Hate
Theropist:Food
Me:Love
Theropist:Potato
Me:Patato
Theropist:Tomato
Me:Tamoto
Theropist:This doesn't seem to be working
Theropist:How about we talk about you over reacting
Me:Ok
Theropist:So your mum told me you burnt your house down-
Me:The first three were a accident but the fourth one i had
accidently called 911 so i set the house on fire so i would get
my call's worth.
Theropist:Ok Your Dad tells me sometime you burn spiders with
hair spray and a lighter
Me:Oh i do *starts laughing evily*
Me:I remeber one time i slowly tourted the spider and i made
his family watch.
Me:His children watched as their father turned to ash
Me:Little Jimmy spider cried as i flushed his fathers ashes
down the toilet and pooped on them
Theropist i think you need mental
help
