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hashtaglife

1. hashtaglife
   posted a quote
   December 21, 2012 5:57pm UTC
   LAST CHRISTMAS
   I GAVE YOU MY HEART
   AND THE VERY NEXT DAY
   your body rejected the
   transplant and you died.
   
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2. hashtaglife
   posted a quote
   December 21, 2012 7:14am UTC
   trust is like an eraser;
   it gets smaller & smaller
   with every mistake. ♥
   
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3. hashtaglife
   posted a quote
   December 19, 2012 6:16pm UTC
   start 2013 off with an empty jar and fill it with notes of good things that happen. on new year's eve, empty it and see what awesome stuff happened that year. ♥
   
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4. hashtaglife
   posted a quote
   December 19, 2012 6:13pm UTC
   i don't want a perfect person,
   i just want someone to act silly with,
   someone who treats me well,
   and loves being with me
   more than anything. ♥
   
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5. hashtaglife
   posted a quote
   December 19, 2012 4:06pm UTC
   that sad moment when a
   slice of bread has more friends
   than i do
   
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6. hashtaglife
   posted a quote
   December 17, 2012 3:21pm UTC
   Strange Phobias #3
   Arachibutyrophobia: The fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
   
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7. hashtaglife
   posted a quote
   December 5, 2012 7:40pm UTC
   if you look in the mirror and
   don't like what you see then
   you'll know firsthand what it's
   like to be me
   
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8. hashtaglife
   posted a quote
   December 4, 2012 3:06pm UTC
   Strange Phobias #2
   Anatidaephobia: The fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.
   
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9. hashtaglife
   posted a quote
   December 3, 2012 4:08pm UTC
   Strange Phobias #1
   Lupislipophopia: The fear of being chased by timber wolves around a kitchen table on a newly waxed floor while wearing socks.
   Series?
   
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10. hashtaglife
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    Everday I wonder why
    Why things go bad everytime I try
    Try to get close and friends push you away
    Try to fall in love and only the pain stays
    Life is never easy
    And relationships are always hard
    But through the good and the bad
    Things usually work out in the end.
    ♥
    
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11. hashtaglife
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    I have lost all
    hope for humanity.
    Today in reading class,
    My teacher confirmed that
    "OMG" has officially been added
    into the Oxford English Dictionary.
    Perfect. Because 500 years from now, we totally want people to be looking through the dictionary and thinking to themselves, "'Ahmg'? What is this... 'ahmg'?"
    (facepalm)
    true story.
    
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