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  1. imaginationgirl imaginationgirl
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 6:43pm UTC
    There's no point in living when you're already dead inside.

  2. imaginationgirl imaginationgirl
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 6:33pm UTC
    "I'm prego" A teenage daughter tells her mother tearfully over the phone. Her mother gasps and demands for her to come home immediately. She arrives home and her mother opens the door. Her mother screams. Her daughter has turned into a giant can of Prego tomato sauce.
    tumblr.

  3. imaginationgirl imaginationgirl
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 11:29am UTC
    I got sent to detention today because apparently "the amount of fu.cks I give" isn't an appropriate answer to the question "What does 0/2 equal?"

  4. imaginationgirl imaginationgirl
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 12:12pm UTC
    Meanwhile on the school bus...
    Random Guy: ... and his little brother steals the ladder of their bunk bed then covers the floor beneath it with legos
    Everyone:
    Random Guy In Back:HAHAHAH THAT KID IS LEGEND!

  5. imaginationgirl imaginationgirl
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 5:13pm UTC
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  6. imaginationgirl imaginationgirl
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 2:24pm UTC
    Just think.
    Giovanna Plowman has a boyfriend.
    and you don't
    Just let that sink in...

  7. imaginationgirl imaginationgirl
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 12:21pm UTC
    God Creating Me
    God: Ok let's add a gallon of socially awkward
    God: A dash of attractive
    God: Oh, its empty, darn
    God: A drop of ugly
    God: *Accidently poors whole thing*
    God: Oops..

  8. imaginationgirl imaginationgirl
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 3:41pm UTC
    Period: *Ends*
    Me: Finally!
    *1 Hour Later*
    Period: *Returns*
    Mother Nature: *Comes out with hidden cameras*
    Oh! My! God! That was hilarious!
    You were all like, "Yay omg its over" hahahah BUT ITS
    NOT! hahha YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D!!!! LOL!

  9. imaginationgirl imaginationgirl
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 7:43pm UTC
    Plot Twist: Tayor dumps Harry, breaking his heart, so he rights a hit song about it saying
    how much of a horrible girlfriend she was, completely ruining her reputation.

  10. imaginationgirl imaginationgirl
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    "Can I ask you a question?"
    "Sure"
    "How do you know if she's the one for you?
    Frump wags his tail. "Well, she's got that beautiful shiny blonde coat...... er..... I mean, hair... and there's that little space between her front teeth.... and did you ever notice how when she's nervous, she sings? Off-key?"
    "You like that?"
    "Well that's the thing," Frump says. "I think her flaws make me love her even more. She's not perfect, but she's perfect to me."
    From the book, Between the Lines
    Damn fictional charactors...

  11. imaginationgirl imaginationgirl
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 12:01pm UTC
    I'm pretty convinced that
    Hell is just Kidz Bop on replay
    and being forced to participate in
    the songs and videos.

  12. imaginationgirl imaginationgirl
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 10:54am UTC
       ★
       ☆
     ★

    Do you ever wonder if the stars shine out
    for you?
    ~Autumn Leaves♥

  13. imaginationgirl imaginationgirl
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 10:57pm UTC
    There's This Girl I Bully,
    she's fat and ugly. Of course. She has zero friends. Like Seriously. She has these
    discusting scars lining her arms and legs and feet. She has major acne on her face
    and rarely even speaks. When she does its usually some messed up sh/t. Nobody likes
    her. I hate her. She always get good grades. She's like a major geek and nerd. She
    is a teachers pet and never acts up in class. I'll call her ugly or fat and remind her of
    her flaws every chance I get. I hope she kills herself. She is thirteen and has never had
    a boyfriend. Like wow. Pathetic. She eats so f/cking much. It would be better for the
    world if she just stopped eating. Or if she killed herself. I sure wouldn't miss her. Lol.
    Her sense of fashion is horrible. She owns no designer brands. She doesn't shop at
    Hollister or Abercrombie or Pink or Victoria's Secret. Her hair is frizzy and thick.
    She is waaay to tall and has quite the muffin top. Ew. God, I hate her.
    But you know what changes this all? This girl.
    She's me.
    nmf/mq

  14. imaginationgirl imaginationgirl
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 10:42pm UTC
    Commercial: For only 12 payments of $33.33
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: What the f.uck
    Me: Thats still like $400
    Me: For a f.cking lightbulb
    Me: What. The. F.ck.
    True Story... lol

  15. imaginationgirl imaginationgirl
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    In Woodshop...
    Guy: ... And we'll be like, next point is for her
    Girl: You can't say that about you're coach's wife!
    Guy: what, she's hot.
    Class: *becomes silent*
    Teacher/Coach: You got something to say Pelan?
    Guy: ...
    True Story.

  16. imaginationgirl imaginationgirl
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    Me: *comes into school late*
    Wood Teacher: Where were you?
    Me: Saving the world
    Him:
    Me:
    Him: Oh.
    Him:Well then, thank you for saving the world.
    Him: Here have a cookie for saving the world.
    True Story.

  17. imaginationgirl imaginationgirl
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 5:49pm UTC
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  18. imaginationgirl imaginationgirl
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    .:Superstitions:.
    Number Deux(2)
    ------------------------------
    Circles
    Evil Spirits can't harm you if you stand inside a circle
    Hmm familiar... SEA BEAR CIRLCES!! SPONGEBOB!!
    lol thats awesome
    Yeah deux means two for all of you who are not educated in french... ermm yeah
    Circles. lol could you just see like these evil ghost guys walking up to you being llike
    yeah we're gonna haunt this b/tch- aww f/ck she's in a circle
    lol thats hilarious... no, okay..
    ** Still not mine... From: www.corsinet.com/trivia **

  19. imaginationgirl imaginationgirl
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    .:Superstitions:.
    Number One
    ------------------------------
    Acorns
    An acorn should be carried for good luck and a long life
    &
    An acorn in the window will keep the lightning out
    **Not mine... from: www.corsinet.com/trivia **
    yeah, pretty random, I found them and had to share... More to come my little penguins
    lol ok then,,, Im weird and going to go now
    Acorns. lolwut

  20. imaginationgirl imaginationgirl
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    Random Girl: Omg so yesterday my boyfriend like took me out on a super romantic date at a fancy restaurant and then we watched The Notebook and I fell asleep in his arms and .....
    Me: I had a staring contest with my dog yesterday...
    Her: ...
    Me:
    Her:
    Me: I won.

:)

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