How to survive a Horror Movie.

1.Never be the hero.

2.Never say 'I'll be right back'

3.Don't be curious or suspicious.

4.Always look back.

5.Don't fall over that imaginary branch.

6.Never go somewhere alone.

7.Get weapons.

8.Hide in the fridge.I'm pretty sure the killer won't want snacks.

9. Don't look through peep holes. You'll end up with one eye

10.Remember,only retards go upstairs when a killer's attacking.

11.Don't yell 'Hello' when you're alone.The killer is hardly going to reply with 'Sup Bro?Wanna
play some MW3?'

12.If it's not behind you,it's above you.Fact.

13.Don't be a smartass and try to anger the killer.You'll be the next target.

14.If it's dead,leave it alone.

15.Don't start making out with your new hot boyfriend/girlfriend/cat in the car.

16. Always listen to the old creepy guy who says there's danger ahead.
He's right.

17.It isn't your dog licking your hand. Your dog is dead.

18.If you think the monster is dead,IT'S NOT.

19.Don't go searching for something in the basement,even if the lights have gone out.

20.Make sure your gas tank is full.

21. Get a boyfriend. He'll die first which will give you more time to run.

22.You're an idiot if you think stabbing the killer is a good idea.

23.Learn to clib trees,sweetie.

24.Blood=Somebody has died/is dying.

25.Only stupid people use lamps as weapons.

26.If you get a phone call while babysitting that consists of 'Have you checked the kids?',you
just might want to make a run for it.Forget the kids,let's care about ourselves.

27.Nightmares are never just mightmares.

28.Moving to Elm Street is a bad idea,unless you want to stay up late every night. WOO RAVE!

29.Don't buy a cheap house in the middle of nowhere.

30.RUN B/ITCH RUN.

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702 faves · 21 comments · Sep 18, 2012 3:01pm

lipudlo17 · 1 decade ago
This is great! I know just about every movie you got these facts from! Made me lol!
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Raylean · 1 decade ago
Don't start making out with your new hot boyfriend/girlfriend/cat in the car.
I always make out with my cats though...
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OzzyPavy · 1 decade ago
Loool
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SaveAdaliax33 · 1 decade ago
may i make out with my 67 cats on the couch then? :D
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gobobgo · 1 decade ago
lol just amde my day. i am dyeing. (:
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ImJustMeh · 1 decade ago
this is amazing, you just made my life.
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InOneMoment · 1 decade ago
lol there was a true story about a robber (not really a serial killer, but still...) who took a snack break in the middle of a burglary and went into the peoples fridge and drank their milk... they caught him because they were able to ge his fingerprints off the carton... lol but I love this!!
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AlwaysSmiling95 · 1 decade ago
made my day <3
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TheGirlWhoLived* · 1 decade ago
this made my day xD
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asianninjanerdsrule · 1 decade ago
made. my. day.
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ilynatty143 · 1 decade ago
haha made my day. ooh and dear pretty little liars cast, you suck at following rules 6 and 19
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Eli123qwe · 1 decade ago
Ohhhhhhhh snap. It's not behind me, but the ground under me is rumbling...
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emilyanne2121 · 1 decade ago
if i were a killer, i would still want a snack and would definitely play MW3. just sayin
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rawr_ima_kitty · 1 decade ago
haha don't make out with your cat in the car
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kaylagirl4298 · 1 decade ago
This is amazing. I'll keep this in mind! c:
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TatortotLuvsYou · 1 decade ago
Reminds me of Supernatural lol
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Katyax96 · 1 decade ago
LOL THANKS U MADE MY DAY
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_BulletWithButterflyWings_ · 1 decade ago
lololol x) 15.Don't start making out with your new hot boyfriend/girlfriend/cat in the car. <- that made my day
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Morgan98 · 1 decade ago
Except in wrong turn the canibals kinda climbed the trees and she got her head chopped off.. Juss saying.. other than that, this made my day :)
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TewksburyRedmen · 1 decade ago
This is soooo funny. It just made my day.
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