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misslaughes

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Member Since: 18 Sep 2012 02:13pm

Last Seen: 18 Jul 2014 02:53pm

Location: Storybrooke, Maine

Gender: F

user id: 331201

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  1. misslaughes misslaughes
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2014 12:58pm UTC
    You remind me of my pinkie toe...
    Sooner or later, I am gonna end up banging you on a table

  2. misslaughes misslaughes
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    Look Like a Girl
    Wear Whatever You Want
    Act Like a Lady
    Be Yourself
    Think Like a Man
    Think
    Work Like a Boss
    Be The Boss

  3. misslaughes misslaughes
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 7:41pm UTC
    The Dark Lord playing Knock Knock:
    *knock, knock*
    Who's there?
    You know
    You know who?
    Exacly.

  4. misslaughes misslaughes
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    After finshing Mocking Jay, I realized no guy will ever be as good as Peeta.

  5. misslaughes misslaughes
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 9:29pm UTC
    Dressed For A BQQ.
    << Downton Abbey>>

  6. misslaughes misslaughes
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    I would take Channing Tatum's wife
    to the Hunger Games
    and fight til the death
    to take her spot

  7. misslaughes misslaughes
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 9:16pm UTC
    They Handcuffed me and said 'anything you say can and will be used aganist you'
    So I said
    LUKE BRYAN

  8. misslaughes misslaughes
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 5:33pm UTC
    Rest In Peace
    Lady Sybil
    and
    Matthew.

  9. misslaughes misslaughes
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 5:31pm UTC
    Violet: "I'm so looking forward to seeing your mother again. When I'm with her, I'm reminded of the virtues of the English."
    Matthew: "But isn't she American?"
    Violet: "Exactly."

  10. misslaughes misslaughes
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    Vulgarity is No Substitute for Wit

  11. misslaughes misslaughes
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    Are you really that tall? I thought you were walking on stils.

  12. misslaughes misslaughes
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 5:24pm UTC
    Put that in your pipe and smoke it
    -Violet Crawley

  13. misslaughes misslaughes
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 5:22pm UTC
    No englishman would dream of dieing in someone else's house.

  14. misslaughes misslaughes
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    What's a Weekend?

  15. misslaughes misslaughes
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    Strange things did happen here
    No stranger would it be
    If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree.

  16. misslaughes misslaughes
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 5:03pm UTC
    Are you, are you
    Coming to the tree
    Where they strung up a man they say murdered three.
    Strange things did happen here
    No stranger would it be
    If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree.
    Are you, are you
    Coming to the tree
    Where the dead man called out for his love to flee.
    Strange things did happen here
    No stranger would it be
    If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree.
    Are you, are you
    Coming to the tree
    Where I told you to run so we’d both be free.
    Strange things did happen here
    No stranger would it be
    If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree.
    Are you, are you
    Coming to the tree
    Wear a necklace of rope, side by side with me.
    Strange things did happen here
    No stranger would it be
    If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree.

  17. misslaughes misslaughes
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 5:01pm UTC
    I remember tears streaming down your faceWhen I said, I'll never let you goWhen all those shadows almost killed your lightI remember you said, Don't leave me here aloneBut all that's dead and gone and passed tonight
    Just close your eyesThe sun is going downYou'll be alrightNo one can hurt you nowCome morning light
    You and I'll be safe and sound
    Don't you dare look out your window darlingEverything's on fireThe war outside our door keeps raging onHold onto this lullaby
    Even when the music's gone
    Just close your eyesThe sun is going downYou'll be alrightNo one can hurt you nowCome morning lightYou and I'll be safe and sound
    Just close your eyesYou'll be alrightCome morning light,You and I'll be safe and sound...
    Oooooo, OoooOooo,Oooooo, OoooOooo,Oooooo, OoooOooo,Oooooo, OoooOooo,Oooooo, OoooOooo,Oooooo, OoooOooo...

  18. misslaughes misslaughes
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 11:17pm UTC
    Mom tells Poop joke
    Mom: Hee, hee, hee (cont. for 3 min.)
    Me: Mom that wasn't even funny...
    Mom: Hee,Hahaha, Heee.... (cont. for 5 more min.) *wipes eyes*
    Me: Is this ever going to stop??

  19. misslaughes misslaughes
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 10:15pm UTC
    Teacher picks student to go to the
    other team for Capture the Flag
    Me (wanting to be with my friend):
    "I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE"
    *Looks around, sees everyone staring at me*
    .......
    "Oh did I really say that, that loud...."

  20. misslaughes misslaughes
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 10:08pm UTC
    Teacher tells student to go up to board and do a math problem;
    Student (complains): But I don;t know how to do it.
    Teacher: May the Odds be Ever in Your Favor
    Student 2: I Volunteer As Tribute!
    Teacher: This is the Quater Quell, there is no Volunteers.
    Me: Actually there is...
    Launches in to explaination about how Peeta was planing to take Haymitch's place if he was choosen.
    SILENCE
    Teacher: Ok fine Student 2, you can volunteer as tribute

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