misslaughes

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Location: Storybrooke, Maine

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misslaughes
posted a quote
July 17, 2014 12:58pm UTC

You remind me of my pinkie toe...
Sooner or later, I am gonna end up banging you on a table

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misslaughes
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 9:37pm UTC

Look Like a Girl
Wear Whatever You Want
Act Like a Lady
Be Yourself
Think Like a Man
Think
Work Like a Boss
Be The Boss

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misslaughes
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 7:41pm UTC

The Dark Lord playing Knock Knock:
*knock, knock*
Who's there?
You know
You know who?
Exacly.

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misslaughes
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 6:31pm UTC

After finshing Mocking Jay, I realized no guy will ever be as good as Peeta.

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misslaughes
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March 3, 2013 9:29pm UTC

Dressed For A BQQ.
<< Downton Abbey>>

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misslaughes
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March 3, 2013 9:19pm UTC

I would take Channing Tatum's wife
to the Hunger Games
and fight til the death
to take her spot

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misslaughes
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 9:16pm UTC

They Handcuffed me and said 'anything you say can and will be used aganist you'
So I said
LUKE BRYAN

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misslaughes
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 5:33pm UTC

Rest In Peace
Lady Sybil
and
Matthew.

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misslaughes
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 5:31pm UTC

Violet: "I'm so looking forward to seeing your mother again. When I'm with her, I'm reminded of the virtues of the English."
Matthew: "But isn't she American?"
Violet: "Exactly."

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misslaughes
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 5:29pm UTC

Vulgarity is No Substitute for Wit

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misslaughes
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 5:26pm UTC

Are you really that tall? I thought you were walking on stils.

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misslaughes
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 5:24pm UTC

Put that in your pipe and smoke it
-Violet Crawley

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misslaughes
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 5:22pm UTC

No englishman would dream of dieing in someone else's house.

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misslaughes
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 5:20pm UTC

What's a Weekend?

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misslaughes
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March 1, 2013 5:07pm UTC

Strange things did happen here
No stranger would it be
If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree.

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misslaughes
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 5:03pm UTC

Are you, are you
Coming to the tree
Where they strung up a man they say murdered three.
Strange things did happen here
No stranger would it be
If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree.
Are you, are you
Coming to the tree
Where the dead man called out for his love to flee.
Strange things did happen here
No stranger would it be
If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree.
Are you, are you
Coming to the tree
Where I told you to run so we’d both be free.
Strange things did happen here
No stranger would it be
If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree.
Are you, are you
Coming to the tree
Wear a necklace of rope, side by side with me.
Strange things did happen here
No stranger would it be
If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree.

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misslaughes
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 5:01pm UTC

I remember tears streaming down your faceWhen I said, I'll never let you goWhen all those shadows almost killed your lightI remember you said, Don't leave me here aloneBut all that's dead and gone and passed tonight
Just close your eyesThe sun is going downYou'll be alrightNo one can hurt you nowCome morning light
You and I'll be safe and sound
Don't you dare look out your window darlingEverything's on fireThe war outside our door keeps raging onHold onto this lullaby
Even when the music's gone
Just close your eyesThe sun is going downYou'll be alrightNo one can hurt you nowCome morning lightYou and I'll be safe and sound
Just close your eyesYou'll be alrightCome morning light,You and I'll be safe and sound...
Oooooo, OoooOooo,Oooooo, OoooOooo,Oooooo, OoooOooo,Oooooo, OoooOooo,Oooooo, OoooOooo,Oooooo, OoooOooo...

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misslaughes
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 11:17pm UTC

Mom tells Poop joke
Mom: Hee, hee, hee (cont. for 3 min.)
Me: Mom that wasn't even funny...
Mom: Hee,Hahaha, Heee.... (cont. for 5 more min.) *wipes eyes*
Me: Is this ever going to stop??

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misslaughes
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 10:15pm UTC

Teacher picks student to go to the
other team for Capture the Flag
Me (wanting to be with my friend):
"I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE"
*Looks around, sees everyone staring at me*
.......
"Oh did I really say that, that loud...."

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misslaughes
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 10:08pm UTC

Teacher tells student to go up to board and do a math problem;
Student (complains): But I don;t know how to do it.
Teacher: May the Odds be Ever in Your Favor
Student 2: I Volunteer As Tribute!
Teacher: This is the Quater Quell, there is no Volunteers.
Me: Actually there is...
Launches in to explaination about how Peeta was planing to take Haymitch's place if he was choosen.
SILENCE
Teacher: Ok fine Student 2, you can volunteer as tribute

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