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The truth about Rebecca Black's 'Friday' song.
The song 'Friday' by Rebecca Black is really about the JFK assasination.
JFK was assisinated in a car.  
The drivers name was Samuel Kickin.
The song goes 'Kickin in the front seat, sittin in the backseat.'
The assasination occured on Friday.  
When JFK was shot, the Secret Service yelled at Jackie Kennedy to 'get down.'
In the song she sings, 'Got to get down on Friday.'  
On her day calender, the word 'Friday' was written in red. Bloody Friday.
Parts about the Cold War and the spread of Communism are also reflected, 'Everybody's Russian.'
And to top it all of, in the hotel that morning JFK declined a breakfast of sausage, eggs, and toast for a bowl of Bran Flakes instead.
In the song, it says, 'Got to have my bowl, got to have cereal.'
In the music video, the alarm clock is counting the time the assasination.
Also, the following Monday JFK was supposed to sign a bill into law requiring all public schools to provide bus transportation for their students.
In the song it says, 'Got to catch my bus.' but the bus never came.
JFK was shot while sitting in the back of a dark blue 1961 Lincoln Continental convertable.
In the music video she rides in a blue convertable in the back seat. 
JUST A COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.
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The truth about Rebecca Black's 'Friday' song. The

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JustMexD · 1 decade ago
It's not everybody's russian, it's everybody's rushin'....
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jimboslice3 · 1 decade ago
Why does everything have a weird meaning???????
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BravoSierra · 1 decade ago
ok, if you believe this, i may have to cut you. this is a load of BS
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Pesadilla · 1 decade ago
omfg same
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Whor_an · 1 decade ago
oh shiiiit lol
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ForeverStronger · 1 decade ago
hahahahahahah no. Sorry, but this is just some stuff some person made up. The song is just a crappy song, nothing more..
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Miluiel* happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
Um...the lyrics are "sitting in the front seat, kicking in the BACK seat"...I'm ashamed to know that.,,
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dancergrl101 · 1 decade ago
coincidence? I pretty sure.
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carolin3 · 1 decade ago
somebody has too much time on their hands...
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lovelife17 · 1 decade ago
holy crap lol
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xxdream121 · 1 decade ago
Wait....what?! Omg
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lilmisslittle · 1 decade ago
REBECCA BLACK IS SO 2011
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Bernicexoxo* · 1 decade ago
that's deep.
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mrslillyhoran · 1 decade ago
Is this real???
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fakingasmile · 1 decade ago
Omg I hope not
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missmissygirl90 · 1 decade ago
Just changed my life..i don't know what else to say..maybe i need some rest.__.

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Supersam705 · 1 decade ago
Ohmygawd. Wow.
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amazed* · 1 decade ago
Wait...Are you Serious? ... O.o mind=blown
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Nappi101 · 1 decade ago
I don't know it I just lost brain cells or if this makes sense.
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Gleek1 · 1 decade ago
thats exactly how i feel
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TureenPiromari_NumbaOneLakersFan · 1 decade ago
Holy Sh/t
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perfectlywrecked · 1 decade ago
woah. mind=blown
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two* · 1 decade ago
That was really deep lol
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