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SoOoSoOo

1. SoOoSoOo
   posted a quote
   November 6, 2012 8:13am UTC
   me: mom, i need money
   mom: what? did you spend those two dollars i gave you in 2003 already?
   
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2. SoOoSoOo
   posted a quote
   November 3, 2012 2:01pm UTC
   when you're sad just remember that ..
   you don’t look like you did in 6th grade
   
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3. SoOoSoOo
   posted a quote
   October 29, 2012 4:33am UTC
   currently crying
   because i have no friends;
   both on the
   internet and
   the outernet
   
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4. SoOoSoOo
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2012 5:53pm UTC
   WHY
   am i losing everything but weight ?????
   
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5. SoOoSoOo
   posted a quote
   October 25, 2012 2:33am UTC
   plot twist: 'A' is adam lambert
   
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6. SoOoSoOo
   posted a quote
   October 20, 2012 4:52am UTC
   IF YOU SAY
   THE WORD
   ''BATTERIES"
   REALLY FAST
   IT SOUNDS LIKE
   YOURE SAYING
   "PARIS" IN A
   FRENCH ACCENT
   
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7. SoOoSoOo
   posted a quote
   October 15, 2012 8:20am UTC
   do u ever start
   being friends
   with someone
   and then u get
   to know them
   and its like
   no wait
   i dont actually
   like you
   can we stop this
   friendship thing
   we have going on
   
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8. SoOoSoOo
   posted a quote
   October 11, 2012 5:46pm UTC
   If I’m extra
   sarcastic with
   you it probably
   means I’m
   flirting with you
   or you really
   annoy me and I
   can’t handle
   your sh\t
   Your mission, if
   you choose to
   accept it, is to
   figure out which
   one I’m leaning
   towards.
   
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9. SoOoSoOo
   posted a quote
   October 10, 2012 8:45am UTC
   I've been using
   this site for a
   while ..
   If your parents ever walk into your room.
   go to ( www.essaytyper.com )
   Then pretend
   to type
   .
   Instant Essay!
   
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10. SoOoSoOo
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 10:56am UTC
    right so when squirrels
    gather loads of food
    and not come out for
    weeks it’s ‘normal’ but
    when i do it it’s
    ‘antisocial’ oh ok
    
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11. SoOoSoOo
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer
    do you know what happens when i get near a computer
    this happens.
    
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12. SoOoSoOo
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    i want people to like things i like but i don’t because they’re my things
    
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13. SoOoSoOo
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 8:36am UTC
    On a wednesday in a cafe,
    i watched it begin again
    
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14. SoOoSoOo
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 4:05am UTC
    Imagine!!!
    a library filled with every book in the world, none of them have titles on the cover and the pages are blank, but when you open one you are instantly transported to the world within the book. You get to live the story as any character for as long as you like. And when you come out of the story, almost no time has past in the real world
    
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15. SoOoSoOo
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 3:45am UTC
    me in class: wait what happened
    me in class: what do we do
    me in class: what do we write
    me in class: when's the test
    me in class: what is this
    me in class: how do you do this
    me in class: what
    
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16. SoOoSoOo
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 3:39am UTC
    Home is where i can look
    like a comfortable hobo.
     
    
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17. SoOoSoOo
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    What I should be doing: Homework.
    What I wish I was doing: Cuddling up with you in bed watching movies and eating pizza.
    What I am doing: witty.
    
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18. SoOoSoOo
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 12:57pm UTC
    i am actually so self-conscious to the point where if someone is looking at me i literally feel like they’re thinking and picking out all of my flaws dear god.
    
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19. SoOoSoOo
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 7:00am UTC
    I’d like to apologize for existing.
    
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20. SoOoSoOo
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 9:00am UTC
    Me:Not pregnant
    Me:Honor student
    Me:Not on drugs
    Me:Never been in legal trouble
    Me:Hard worker
    Me:Not an alcoholic
    Parents: Cool
    Me:Forgets to put dishes in the dishwasher.
    Parents:OMG You never contribute to this family. You're crazy and out of control. You never do anything right. You need to take responsibility for your stuff and this house. Be perfect.
    Me: Oh okay.
    
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