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  1. MariaOchoa2014 MariaOchoa2014
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    I love that moment. When you are
    on a long car ride, or reading.
    And you completely zone out, you
    forget your troubles, everything
    around you. You are focused on
    that one thing, you are content,
    and everything seems peaceful...

  2. goodbyevalentine goodbyevalentine
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    you're beautiful
    and you're worth more than harming yourself.
    -Demi Lovato


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. AlexanderKing AlexanderKing
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    Those days you HATE when your
    mom says get up its 6:00 a.m. its
    time for school.When its really
    5:59 a.m. -.-

  5. jennyracinggirl jennyracinggirl
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    A strong girl is a girl who can cry to sleep at night and wake up with a smile on their face.

  6. XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    Mom: If you were going to kill someone, what weapon would you choose?
    Me: A dull knife.
    Dad: Why a dull knife?
    Me: You want to really mess someone up and make it painful? Use a dull knife. Sure, it's going to take a bit more effort, but it isn't going to cut. It's going to rip. It'll be painful, and if they survive the healing process will be a lot more difficult and painful. A dull knife expresses more anger than a sharp knife. A sharp knife is kind of the nice guy murdering tool, but if I'm going to kill someone I'm going to assume that I have finally snapped so I'd go for something painful and vicious.
    Mom: We've raised a potential serial killer.
    Dad: I don't know about you, but I'm proud of the amount of thought that went into that.
    Tumblr

  7. theWalrus theWalrus
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    When someone's profile starts playing music,
    but I can't tell where it's coming from, I'm just like
    "How do I stop this madness?!?"

  8. BandChickk86 BandChickk86
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    I could never impress my dad. "Daddy. I'm 5
    now!" "When I was your age, I was 6."

  9. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    Is it just me or are all adults creepier online?
    Like even adults I've known for years become potential rapists when they like or comment on my facebook picture.

  10. egrebs egrebs
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    Putting 2 pringles in your mouth so you have a beak.

  11. Jersey_Girl Jersey_Girl
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    Me: *eats a sandwich*
    Me: Mom, i'm hungry.
    Mom: You just ate!
    Me: Your point?

  12. rooftops* rooftops*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    *My dad walks by me*
    Dad: Where's Hannah?
    Me: I'm here!
    Dad: oh! well if you wouldn't dress in such dark clothing, i woulda seen you.
    Me: Dude, don't even. I have pink hair! You're just blind!
    *Mom walks into the room*
    Mom: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN.
    *Mom leaves room*

  13. DirectionerTillTheEnd DirectionerTillTheEnd
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 6:42pm UTC
    Me: Okay I'm getting off of the
    computer at 3:20....
    You guys its now 6:42

  14. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    How to do math:
    Step 1: Write down the question.
    Step 2: Cry.

  15. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    You still have to
    squeeze into your jeans, but your perfect to me.

  16. MyMindBook MyMindBook
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    You can kiss me whenever you want...
    No mistletoe needed.

  17. Rue21Glam Rue21Glam
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    Google
    | Perfect |
    Search About 1 results (1.0 seconds)
    Did you mean?: You?

  18. klarissa2hip19 klarissa2hip19
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    May I take your hat Sir, May i take your Hat Sir!
    ~ Patrick (Sponge Bob) ☺

  19. klarissa2hip19 klarissa2hip19
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 4:43am UTC
    Is it just me or is Disney channel not so intresting as Before?

  20. klarissa2hip19 klarissa2hip19
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    Who says I cant wear My
    Convers with my dress?
    Well maybe, thats Just ME!

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