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BandChickk86

Status: Smile!

Member Since: 26 Oct 2010 04:36pm

Last Seen: 3 Feb 2014 06:31pm

Birthday: April 8

Gender: F

user id: 130431

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  1. BandChickk86 BandChickk86
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 5:06pm UTC
    How to make children:
    - Put the thing in the thing
    - Wait for a little bit
    - Baby

  2. BandChickk86 BandChickk86
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 5:17pm UTC
    The miracle of $1.11
    Tess was a precocious eight year old when she heard her mom and dad talking about her little brother, Andrew. All she knew was that he was very sick and they were completely out of money. They were moving to an apartment complex next month because Daddy didn't have the money for the doctor biills and the house. Only a very costly surgery could save him now and it was looking like there was no-one to loan them the money. She heard daddy say to her tearful desperation, "Only a miracle can save him now." Tess went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet. She poured all the change out on the floor and counted it carefully. Three times, even. The total had to be exactly perfect. No chance here for mistakes.
    Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and twisting on the cap, she slipped out the back door and made her way 6 blocks to Rexall's Drug Store with the big red Indian Chief sign above the door. She waited patiently for the pharmacist to give her some attention but he was too busy at this moment. Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing noise. Nothing. She cleared her throat with the most disgusting sound she could muster. No good. Finally she took a quarter from the jar and banged it on the glass counter. That did it! "And what do you want?" the pharmacist asked in an annoyed tone of voice. "I'm talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven't seen in ages," he said without waiting for a reply to his question. "Well, I want to talk to you about my brother," Tess answered back in the same annoed tone. "He's really, really sick... and I want to buy a miracle." "I beg your pardon?" said the pharmacist. "his name is Andrew and he has something bad growing inside his head and my daddy says only a miracle can save him now. So how much does a miracle cost?" "We don't sell miracles here, little girl. I'm sorry but I can't help you,"the pharmacist said, softening a little. "Listen I have the money to pay for it. If it isn't enough, I will get the rest. Just tell me how much it costs." The pharmacist's brother was a well dressed man. He stopped down and asked the little girl, "What kind of miracle does your brother need?" "I don't know," Tess replied with her eyes welling up. "I just know he's really sick and mommy says he needs an operation. But my daddy can't pay for it, so I want to use my money." "How much do you have?" asked the man form Chicago. "One dollar and eleven cents," Tess answered barely audibly. "And it's all money I have, but I can get some more if I need to." "Well, what a coincidence," smiled the man. "A dollar and eleven cents - the exact price of a miracle for little brothers." He took her money in one hand and witht he other hand he grasped her mitten and said, "take me to where you live I want to see your brother and meet your parents. Let's see if I have the kind of miracle you need." That well dressed man was Dr. Carlton Armstrong, a surgeon, specialising in neurosugery. The operation was completed without charge and it wasn't long until Andrew was home again and doing well. Mom and dad were happily talking about the chain of events that has led them to this place. "That surgery," her mother whispered, "was a real miracle. I wonder how much it would have cost?" Tess smiled. She knew exactly how much a miracle cost...
    One dollar and eleven cents ... plus the faith of a little child."

  3. BandChickk86 BandChickk86
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 4:55pm UTC
    A philosophy professor walks into give his class their final.
    Placing his chair on his desk the professor instructs the class, "Using every applicable thing you've learned in this course, prove to me that this chair DOES NOT EXIST."
    So, pencils are writing and erasers are erasing, students are preparing to embark on novels proving that this chair deson't exist, except for one student. He spends thirty seconds writing his answer, then turns his final in to the astonishment of his peers. Time goes by, and the day comes when all the studennts get their final grades... and to the amazement of the class, the student who got wrote for thirty seconds get the highest grade in the class.
    His answer to the question: "What chair?"

  4. BandChickk86 BandChickk86
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 11:49pm UTC
    I just gave my cat some 7UP. Now he's got 16 lives.

  5. BandChickk86 BandChickk86
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 11:27pm UTC
    Me and my family were thrown out of the cinema yesterday for bringing our own food. I thought that was a bit harsh, in my opinion there was hardly any smoke coming off the barbecue.

  6. BandChickk86 BandChickk86
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 12:16am UTC
    Stay.

  7. BandChickk86 BandChickk86
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 10:29pm UTC
    Dear anyone getting bullied, never lose hope. Please don't ever give up. It does get better, no matter what you think.

  8. BandChickk86 BandChickk86
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 10:08pm UTC
    You want peace? Change how you live. Not that you live.

  9. BandChickk86 BandChickk86
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 9:54pm UTC
    Don't let someone get in between your relationship. It's based on two hearts not three.

  10. BandChickk86 BandChickk86
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 9:48pm UTC
    It's beautiful to be alone. To be alone does not mean to be lonely. It means the mind is not influenced and contaminated by society.

  11. BandChickk86 BandChickk86
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    "I'm just the same as I was. Why don't you understand? I'm never changing who I am."

  12. BandChickk86 BandChickk86
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 11:26pm UTC
    Staying with someone who doesn't appreciate you is like standing in quick sand, slowly sinking into sadness.

  13. BandChickk86 BandChickk86
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 11:24pm UTC
    Maybe I would believe you cared if you actually showed it.

  14. BandChickk86 BandChickk86
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 10:39pm UTC
    Can I just be a little kid again? No stress, no worries, just fun.

  15. BandChickk86 BandChickk86
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 11:53pm UTC
    I honestly think that crying over a book is one of the most prominent sign of compassion for humanity. You're crying over someone who isn't really there, doesn't really exist, but you still feel for them as if you have known them your entire life.

  16. BandChickk86 BandChickk86
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 11:48pm UTC
    and if you're about to pick up that blade, or skip that meal, or tie that rope, please remember this: I love you. and I want to see you recover.

  17. BandChickk86 BandChickk86
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 11:40pm UTC
    Of course I like you, you're you.

  18. BandChickk86 BandChickk86
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 11:34pm UTC
    I've always wondered what it is about myself that makes people not like me. I'm probably close to the nicest person in this world and I'm always there for people when they need someone. Popularity isn't everything you know...

  19. BandChickk86 BandChickk86
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 11:31pm UTC
    I really wish I could trust someone. Just ONE person. Someone who stood by what they say. That's not gonna happen though.

  20. BandChickk86 BandChickk86
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 11:25pm UTC
    Once in a while it really hits people that they don't have to experience the world in the way they have been told to. - Alan Keightley

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