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sockmonkey317

Status: I don't really come on here anymore.

Member Since: 27 Aug 2011 03:19pm

Last Seen: 22 Oct 2017 02:57pm

Location: Narnia.

Gender: F

user id: 212502

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And in that moment, I swear we were infinite. 

Hii. I'm Shira.
I'm glad you stopped by on your daily stalk session ;)
I feel honored to be a part of your day.
Anyways, about myself.
I am nineteen years young as of March 17.
I'm pretty random.
Or at least that's what people tell me.
I'm also an awkward turtle.
The day I met Mac Miller -- best day ever. :D
I live in New Jersey - quite possibly the MOST boring state ever.
Seriously.
Yeah so I don't know what else to write.
If you wanna know more about me, then comment.
Maybe we'll be best friends ;D
Cat. Yeah.



Music ~ Mayday Parade, The Maine, The Summer Set,
Forever The Sickest Kids, Mac Miller, All Time Low, Breathe Carolina, Paramore, The Friday Night Boys, NeverShoutNever.
Things I Like ~ Pretty Little Liars, Sour Candy, Food, Monkeys, Dance, Gymnastics, Softball, Acting, The Hunger Games, Yellow Roses, Sleep, Music, Bows, Bow Ties, Suspenders, Owls.
Things I Don't Like ~ wen ppl tlk lik dis, Rude People, Soft Fruit, The Cold, Pineapple, Sleeping Without Socks.



 feel free to follow them creepily 
vvvvv

 
Yona ~ Jenafer ~ Kevin ~ The Queen ~ Jordyn ~ Arielle


hacks;;

 
Hello there, stalkers of my munkee.
Well, uh. These never start out good for me. So awkward. OKAY.
Shira, she's amazing. If you already didn't figure this out. She's gorgeous, and she's not afraid to be herself.
Which is more than a lot of people do already. She's all nice & shiiiit, & she loves food! OMG. I love food. We're twins.
We've already planned it. lolwuuuut. Mkay.
So, babe, you've been hacked. I didn't mess up the format, & I know this is kinda lame, and kinda stupid.
But I'm in biology right now. UNF. Thanks for always listening to my constant, pointless problems.
Thanks for always being there for me, and being someone I can talk to and trust.
And Thanks for being you. I LOVE YOOOOU. <3

FOLLOW HER. LIKE NOW. KTHANXBAAAI.

---- Jenafer (Feather)

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Oh hi it looks like you've found SHIRA THE BEST PERSON ON PLANET
EARTH AND MARS AND JUPITER AND GALLIFREY.
Okay, so first of all, she's the sweetest person ever– like, siriusly. Nice, funny, beautiful, she's got it all.
I mean, this girl is perfect!  
Uhmuhmuhm she loves monkeys obviously
and we fight about who's gonna marry food so that right there just proves her awesomeness!!!!
We're also gonna marry each other after she marries and divorces someone else
and then we're gonna have lots and lots of little fishies together
and they're all gonna be named Dory and Nemo and Marlin.
Yes. That's right.
justkeepswimming. 
Anywhooo........
What's up? 
Good. 
LoveYouForever
LikeYouForAlways
LongAsI'mLiving
MyFriendYouWillBe

NOW GO FOLLOW THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHE WILL BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAY WITH ALL OF HER QUOTES. 
Okay I'm done taking up space... 
Love you, Shiraleh!!!
-Yona AKA FlyingDove


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hello there . this is nisa,
brunettebabe26753
you know. the one with the boobs?lol mkay
shira? yeah
i love this chick and shes mine so 
back off. alright? alright.we discovered the 
unisaur. the dinocorn. be jealous.
because the kids  in the year 7020. they love us. yeah. you wish  were that cool
. Josh Hutcherson? ( did i spell that right?)well hes hers. so dont even think about it. 
just walk away. just walk away. ahhhh shira i love you. 
bleh im bored. mkay. so  im not sure what else to say. 
hmm. shira has good taste in music, and she met mac miller ^^^^ look. dont you wish you were her? cause i sure do. alright. 
so if you havent hit that follow button yet. do it. nowthen go hit mine. (; 
k bye biitches.

 
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Hello there.
My name is Jordyn,
aka jhkdancer
I've known Shira since we were itty bitty babies
sometimes she's weird..but I like her.
She likes to make fun of me because I wear my shirt tucked into my pants with a belt
Is that really weird?
I don't think so.
I think I look quite cool actually.
We like to throw parties Project X style.
But maybe without all the topless girls.
Everything's funny after 12.
Last night we watched Remember Me,
I cried...a lot.
She's planning on marrying Josh Hutcherson.
And I'm marrying Niall Horan.
So back off betches.
This summer were making a scrapbook
filled with pictures of our beautiful faces.
I'm writing this is my fave color ever!
I yell at Shira cause she has to wear skirts to school...everyday!
Alright.
Yesterday I drove a golf cart.
We almost died.
No big deal.
I'm running out of things to talk about
and my ice creams melting.
BEST HACK EVER.
Alright.
Did I say that I loved her?
Well now I am.
Bye.
:)


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

HEY GUYS.
I'm Marie and you're watching Disney Channel.
So Shira and I have been friends since we were in the womb,
we just didn't know it yet.
Does that even make sense? Whatever.
Aw, okay, Shira is such a little cutie pie.
You'll be like "OH, PANTIES DROPPIN'"
Yeah.
It just got sexual up in hurr.
But really,
Shira is amazing.
She's a trooper too, like when I forget she's Jewish and ask what she got for Christmas. I don't know how, but she deals with me. 
THANKS FOR THAT GURLFRAN XOXOXOXO!
I'm really glad we're friends.
homegurlsdawgs til tha end.
Shira > you.
Okay, um.
Yeah.
Go socialize with her, you won't regret it.
But I'll always love her more than you do.
Furry kitty penises.
Thanks for being my friend. <3
xoxoxoxo
Love always,
Marie (queenmarie)


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RIP Jherin
4.27.11

 

 


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  1. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    How to do math:
    Step 1: Write down the question.
    Step 2: Cry.

  2. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    I try to take life one day at a time.
    But then sometimes,
    a whole bunch of days come and attack me at once
    like whaaaaaaat??

  3. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 12:35pm UTC
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    I saw him standing across the room.
    He walked up to me, and stared at me with a gentle face.
    I was confused. "What's wrong?" I said.
    No words came from his mouth, but his glistening eyes said everything.
    He took the piece of hair that was hanging in front of my face
    and tucked it behind my ear.
    His hand lingered on my cheek. I put my hand on his and looked down.
    I didn't know what to say, but he did.
    "Did you ever think," he paused, "that we should be together?"
    I looked up at him; my breathing grew heavier.
    "Yes." I said.
    That was when he leaned in slowly, and kissed me.
    ...
    And then I woke up.
    ------------------------

  4. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    Boys Who #63
    stay with you,
    watch movies with you,
    and talk to you all day
    when you're sick.

    make my day and follow/comment me? thanksss :) sockmonkey317 ~~~ my format

  5. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    We all have that one friend
    who needs to learn how to whisper.
    nmf

  6. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    Yes, I am your best friend.
    Yes, I would die for you.
    Yes, I did just steal your chips.

  7. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    Confession: Sometimes I mix "I Can't Believe it's Not Butter" with real butter to make "I Can Kinda Believe Some of this is Butter."

  8. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    THAT IRONIC MOMENT WHEN
    you're baking brownies and they need to come out of the oven at 4:20...

  9. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Hurricane Katrina: Let me tell you something about Sandy. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... whatever. So then in eighth grade, Irene hit, and Sandy was like weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I'd rate her a 1 and I'd rate Irene a 3, she'd be like "why am I rated so low?" And I'd be like "why are you so obsessed with me?" Then for my birthday party, which was an all category 3 and up party, I was like "Sandy, I can't invite you, cause you're a category 1." I mean, I couldn't have a category 1 at my party. There were gonna be storms wiping out entire cities there. I mean, right? She was a CATEGORY 1. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school cause no one would talk to her, and she came back in October and now I guess she's destroying the entire east coast.

  10. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    yeah,
    you better freaking write me
    a long apology text.
    You jerk.

  11. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    that awkward moment when
    I wanna get with this guy, but he wants to get with my best friend, and his best friend wants to get with me.
    this sucks.
    nmf

  12. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 10:36pm UTC
    t h e ha r d e s t p ar r t
    of living
    is just taking breaths to stay.
    nmf.

  13. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    Some people follow.
    Some follow through.
    nmf

  15. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    Plot twist: There actually was some for Gretchen Wieners.

  16. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 11:16pm UTC
    Katy Perry: Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
    Me:
    Friend:
    Mom:
    Dad:
    Dog:
    Popular girl:
    Popular guy:
    Bug:
    Plastic Bag: yeah, someti--
    Me: no I have never felt like a plastic bag, Katy. -_-

  17. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 10:58pm UTC
    Boys Who #62
    would do anything
    just to see you smile.

    make my day and follow/comment me? thanksss :) sockmonkey317 ~~~ my format

  18. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 10:56pm UTC
    Boys Who #61
    make awkwardly cute faces at you
    and don't care who might be looking.

    make my day and follow/comment me? thanksss ~~~ sockmonkey317

  19. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 10:53pm UTC
    Boys Who #60
    stick around.

    make my day and follow/comment me? thanksss ~~~ sockmonkey317

  20. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    I learned about infinite limits yesterday in math class.
    & now I finally understand Mean Girls.
    nmf

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