Omfg omfg omfg!
Imm On Some Sexaii 1D Loving Biatcchhzz Profileee<3
Omg what to say?
She Cant Sing
She Cant Dance
But Who Cares?
She Walks Like Rihanna!
Sorry that song is on atm xDDD
Well This Amazing Brownie&Cookie Loving Gurrrl!
Well She's fahuccckkk'n amaz-bubbles like whaaat?
SHE MADE ME A SANDWICH
WITH TOMATOES AND LOTSA MAYO &&&
HAM AND CHEESE AND..ONIONS!!!<3
Nomm! Yoo Jell? Yoo Well Jel? Well yaah Bettah Fuhk'n beeh!
This ShexBomb Is
Well She's Actual pure Beaut && Me Thinks She's Perff!!!
We Only Met A While Ago
Buhh Babeeh I Know We Gonner Beh Friendiazz Ferra Long Lonnng Time!
I cant wait til we become closer so she can be me sweeties
and give me amazing seducive-like massages<3
Well I Better Leave && Prank Peoples On her Chat!
Love You Baby<3
Yoo it's luke (luke_randomdude)
hacking the awesome sha ;D
she's funny, kind,sweet,
one in a million,lovely,kind,caring,
always there for you ;3
friendly whoever your bf is he better
not hurt you *evil smirks*
wuve you sha
your awesome already
Sha Sha you are amazing and perfect and uh
I love you so much
You inspire me to stay strong
and i couldnt cope without you
You are my everything<3
I really love your profile layout aswell ;)
and your icon is just....
I am so lucky to have you in my life
You are a lucky star to me
stay beautiful,perfect,loving and gorgeous
And some day you will model for Nutella:)
Keaton is all yours <3
Love ya - Katy (Monster_Dreams_)
An 11 year old realized that she had started to grow hair in between her legs. She had got worried and asked her mum about the hair. Her mum calmly said "That part where the hair has grown is called a Monkey, be proud that your Monkey had grown hair." Next morning, at breakfast she told her sister "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said "That's nothing! mine is already eating bananas." Her mum fainted.
Have you ever thought you meant a lot to someone And then you find out that you're just one person Out of so many others that they talk to, And compared to the way they talk to other people, You're really just nothing?
If Barbie was an actual woman, She would be 5ft9 tall, have a 39" bust, an 18" waist, 33" hips, and a size 3 shoe. Her head would be the same circumference as her waist, meaning that she'd only have room for half a liver and a few inches of intestines. The result? Chronic diarrhoea and death. Also she would not be able to menstruate, meaning she would be infertile and unable to produce children. If Barbie was real, she would have to crawl on all fours due to her proportions. Her feet are so small, her chest would pull her forward onto her toes. Barbie calls this a 'full figure' and likes her weight at 110lbs. At 5ft9 and weighing 110lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24, and would fit the criteria for anorexia. Because Barbie's neck is twice as long as an average human's, it would be impossible for her to hold up her head; and yet this is the 'person' a lot of girls aspire to be.
She was killed by words They lingered in her mind Her ears The twinkle in her eye. The smile across her face. The laugh she pretends to have. They all know it's a lie. You see, these kids are sly. They want her to die. But wait if she does They'll just pray for her, and hope she's okay in the sky
I am a paradox. I want to be happy but, I think of things that make me sad. I'm lazy, yet I'm ambitious. I don't like myself, but I also love who I really am. I say I don't care, but I really do care. I crave attention, but reject it when it comes my way. I'm a conflicted contradiction. If I can't figure myself out, there's no way anyone else has.