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ohxhelloxthere
posted a quote
April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC

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The star of the football team
h a s a b l i n d d a d
who always comes to his games,
even though he can't see him play.
One day, the dad gets sick and dies
before the night of his son's big game.
The team is expecting him to slack off,
mourning the death of his father.
But he played the best game he EVER had,
making the winning touchdown
&+ many amazing plays.
The couch is amazed, so he asked,
"How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
The boy stares right at him, and says
"This is the first time he has ever seen me play."
♥
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Not mine. I just love it

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 1:06pm UTC

I’m the kind of girl that would eat
Doritos on her wedding day and
accidentally wipe her hands on her
dress

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alimophia
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
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Jade672
posted a quote
December 14, 2012 1:22pm UTC

HOW MANY GIRLS?
How m an y girls did you use that line on ?
How many girls did you make the same promises to?
How many girls did you give the same nick names to? How many girls did you call "the one"?
HOW MANY GIRLS DID YOU LOOK IN THE EYE, THE SAME WAY YOU DO TO ME AND SAY "I LOVE YOU" ?
HOW MANY GIRLS,
did you try to make feel special the same way you did to me?
S o t e l l m e , h o w m a n y ?

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harrs062
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 1:00pm UTC

HEART always seem to be broken by the words left unspoken. SEEM

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 8:24pm UTC

me: ugly people exsist to make pretty people stand out
me: so thats my contribution to society
me:
me:
me:
me: you're welcome.

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keepsake
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 6:07pm UTC

Crush: I like this girl...
Me: who?
Crush: well, she kinda look just like you<33
Me:
Crush:
Me:
Crush:
Me: One sec i'll get my sister.

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depressive_diary
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 1:48pm UTC

This format reminds me so much of a Gryffindor scarf. Anyone else?

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accountdeactivated*
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 3:48pm UTC

ThAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN:
Your Parent Calls You by Your Sibling's Name

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* * * *
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 4:46pm UTC

"Low Battery!"
Well apparently you have
enough to remind me every
two seconds.

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pretty_in_pink_xoxo
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 11:27am UTC

click to see this quote

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LinaBina
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 4:38pm UTC

There has been a question on my mind ever since I was a child,
....How do mermaids pee?

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xXLollipopXx
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 5:18pm UTC

Who Else Remembers?
Those 5 minute episodes on Disney Channel of 'As The Bell Rings'?
♥

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zubair
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 2:45pm UTC

My neighbor knocked on my door at 3:30am this morning , Can you believe that 3:30 am ?!!luckily for him i was still upplaying my drums... m

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MissSopralto
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 11:46am UTC

blacklace
When all the people in
High School Musical
have never rehearsed, but are all singing the same song and doing the exact same dance. In unison.
nmf
blacklace

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