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436 faves · 12 comments · Jul 22, 2012 11:27am

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JohnnyyM450 · 1 decade ago
hey i dont wanna be a turdd but i have this quote e_e
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polinaagoldberg* · 1 decade ago
LMFAO
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KiwiMangoKoala · 1 decade ago
Haha one night my friends were all at eachother's house and I had to babysit so they kept prank calling me and the first time they did it I'm like, "Hey, this is DJ Spanky from Havasu's 106.9 radio station and that you're caller 69! You've won a 69 dollar gift certificate for Roxy's Store- all your fantasies unleashed!"
They hung up :D
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ifyouaskedmeifilovedhimidlie · 1 decade ago
ummm. last summer, my boyfriend (at the time) and one of his friends and I were bored. so, we called my grandma at 10PM. my boyfriend said, " Band. You squeeze 'em we freeze 'em. Make a donation?" my grandma proceeded to tell him to make a donation FOR HER. we all had to call and apologize the next day.
TRUE STORY
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fuhreckles88 · 1 decade ago
omfg, my week is made :D
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maddie33 · 1 decade ago
hahaha or "welcome to jennys who/re house, you got the doe we got the ho/e
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peachyrays · 1 decade ago
I always say "Buddy the elf. What's your favorite color?"
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lovestardoll423 · 1 decade ago
Omg ;D
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grownsimba · 1 decade ago
yeeeeeep.... so doing this.
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ImNotOrdinary · 1 decade ago
I did...it turned out to be my cousin...awkward much
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mikaylah44 · 1 decade ago
Lol I havent heard this one but I've heard "local abortion clinic, you make em we take em. How may I help you" hahaha
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xxLonelyLoverxx · 1 decade ago
saw this yesterday on twitter, but love it.
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