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briiitttttttany
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July 13, 2012 8:09pm UTC

People who want long eyelashes: Girls
People who are born with long, curly eyelashes: Boys

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bailie008
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July 5, 2012 6:01pm UTC

Roses are red.
I have a phone.
Nobody texts me.
Forever alone.
nmq/nmf

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 7:22pm UTC

Me: How do you spell H.I.V?
Friend: H.I.V
Me: Are you postitive?
Friend: Yeah...wait... No!

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OneDirectionQuotes
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July 5, 2012 7:24pm UTC

"I'd try to impress a girl by playing the theme
From Barney the Dinosaur film on my guitar."
-Niall Horan

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Andreaxoxo
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July 5, 2012 5:18pm UTC

Are oranges called oranges
because they're orange, or
is the color orange called orange
because oranges are orange?

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LandonIsWitty
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July 5, 2012 4:21pm UTC

click to see this quote

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KatieInAStrangeLand
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 3:21pm UTC

And does anyone else read:
'Put this into your own words'
As:
'Rearrange the words slightly'?

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hanzoo346
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 11:33pm UTC

I wish I was pretty

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stefthebest27
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June 27, 2012 11:23pm UTC

My Boyfriend♥
Me:well i guess you know nothing about me
Him: yesss i do. your favorite color is blue you love to be tan you love th ejonas brothers you love bright colors you love music you hate axe you have dark brown eyes you have an inny bellybutton you hate pink (even though you have alot of pink stuff) you think you are ugly when you are beautiful you think you are dumb when you're smart you love to make me fall for you everytime i see those beautiful eyes of yours and you love summer you dont sleep you are addicted to tumblr witty and music you love your family alot even though you say you hate them at times you like the lights on when you sleep you love sushi and chinese food you love basketball and field hockey you love the devils you want a car with a cute butt you like to swim you hate people that smoke you need your ipod to livee youre actually good at singing even though you wont admit it you like to listen to your parents and you love me you HATE bugs you like breakfast for dinner you are very picky with your clothes you refuse to admit that i do love you moree you hate sewers you dont really know how to work a screw driver lol you dont like it when i point out that you're blushingg youre i believe 5'2 or 5'3 you weigh 99 pounds you love my jacket you LOVE babies you never slept during naptime you love sunsets and sunrises you love stars and anchors you are obsessed with pll you get scared so quickly and hate scary movies you love the notebook you hate that im a boring person you hate when i get you worriedd you can barely see without your glasses you are VERY ticklish you love fooling around you hate mrs. lothrop you think you are fat for no reason you love beaches you get hurt alot you want an amazing ring you want a baby with blue eyes you love to read you love to laugh you hate that i sleep too early you really really want a dog you hate your bus you get annoyed easily you have ocd lol you love to huggg meee(: youhate when your parents fight you love to kiss me you have a reallly cute disappointed look you have the cutest look on your face when i say something sweet

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xoshannonxo12
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 5:46pm UTC

What do you call a Nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile
nmq, just thought it was hilarious (:
(anti apple jokes)

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vannessa245
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 6:04pm UTC

Y.O.P.O
YOUR.ONLY.PRETTY.ONLINE

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 11:07pm UTC

Teacher: John, why are you so late ? John: I was throwing stones into the river. Teacher: Okaay, well take your seat. Teacher: Bob, why are you also late ? Bob: I was also throwing stones into the river. Teacher: Argh, well sit down. New Boy walks in; Teacher: Oh so you're our new student. What's your name, and why are you all wet?? New boy: My name is Stones.

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 12:52am UTC

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality.
Bohemian Rhapsody
-Queen

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ilovevolleyball
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 11:57pm UTC

I Think Its Super Attractivewhen a guy gets protective

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enchant
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 5:06pm UTC

You can always tell she is really hurt
When she starts ignoring you.♥

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letshavesomefun
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 6:06pm UTC

Some people are like clouds,
When they disappear,
It's a brighter day.

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StarAngel360
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 10:06pm UTC

Patient:The problem is that obesity runs in our family.
Doctor: No, the problem is no one runs in your family.

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livelovelaughforever
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 3:06pm UTC

Everybody thinks I'm
that happy and bubble person well guess what? I'm not.

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cookie16070
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 2:25pm UTC

sorry, i can't today
my sister's friend's brothe'rs uncle's second cousin's twin sister's step-son's half brother's best friend's girlfriend's brother's hamser died
it was tragic

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BravoSierra
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June 27, 2012 9:11pm UTC

Me looking at dogs: Lab, husky, poodle
Me looking at cats: Cat, cat, cat

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