A man in Britain walks into a bar, he sees two large women drinking together. So he decides to approach them: Man: Hello, are you two ladies from Scotland? Woman: We're from Wales, you idiot!! Man: Ok, so are you two whales from Scotland?
I made my way to the bathroom. It was 3:00 am in the morning. I turned on the lights, and shortly after, turned them off again. I'm spoke very quickly "Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Blood Mary." All of a sudden, I heard a woman's yell. I heard footsteps, coming closer. I saw the door knob turn, my mom turned the lights on. She had a very cold look on her pale face. I could tell she was upset, then she spoke "SHUT UP AND GO TO BED, YOU WOKE US AND ALL THE NEIGHBOURS!" - Mine
Omegle Stranger: Hey (: You: Hi, ); Stranger: What's wrong? You: I HATE MY LIFE! Stranger: why? You: Nobody wants to be my friend, the girl I love is in love with my best friend. My parents are divorced. My mom, brother and I all live in a building and I don't even get my own room. The manager hates me, my brother is so dumb, and mom is always grounding us. I'm always the fifth wheel, girls think I'm a dork and loser. My brother is always dragging me into trouble, and I'm always looked down on becuase of it. I wish I could just leave, but.... Stranger: but what? You: But I can't because it's my life, and my life is different. Stranger: You just said you hated your life?!? You: Well yeah, but I guess you could also called it... Stranger: Call it what? You: the suite life of zack and cody. Stranger: Oh lol. I get it now. True Story Bro. Mine (Starangel360) Steal this and you die.
The other day at school... Group of Boys: *Starring at me* Me: Why are you starring at me? Boy: Because the moment I first saw you, I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life avoiding you. Group of Boys: *Laughing uncontrollably* Me: Stop playing hard to get when you're hard to want. Everyone in the room: *Silence* Me: I wonder if your as/s is jealous of that crap that comes out of your mouth. Everyone: *Laughing* Me: *Leaves room like a boss* And that is how it's done.
What a woman needs is a guy who will: Protect her like she’s his daughter, Love her like she's his wife, Respect her like she’s his mother, Know her like she's his sister, Make her live like she's his girlfriend, And commit to her like she's his fiance.
I always see quotes that say "Today I went to the supermarket and I was wearing sweats with a messy bun, and a little boy purposed to me.." Yet I've never seen it happen. Honestly, I don't think anyone gives cr/ap what pants your wearing or how your hair is styled. So stop thinking just because you wear sweats and messy-bun that a 5 year old boy will stalk you at the supermarket and want to have your babies. Lol no.
A boy that likes you would think you look nice with make-up and fancy clothes, A boy that has a crush on you would think you look pretty with sweats, no-make-up on and a messy bun, BUT if a boy truly loves you, he would still think you would look beautiful with overralls, acne and knotty hair.
It was just last year, When you had your funeral, I swear I never cried more, my only grandpa, dead. You died on July 30, 2011. It was a cold and grey day, I was bored out of my mind and to make things worse was your death. That night ruined my summer. And here we are, a year later. Rest in Peace, Grandpa. nmf Sorry I'm not good at story writing
So I found someone, That I really like, They really admire me, And smile back when I do, Cry when I cry, Laugh when I laugh, We like the same kind of music, fashion, people. We never argue, and we're always there for each other. I really think I'm in love, but the only problem is whenever we kiss, hug, or even touch, I hit my head on the mirror.