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StarAngel360

Status: I love the new witty(:

Member Since: 12 Feb 2011 07:52pm

Last Seen: 13 May 2013 12:48am

Location: Canada

Gender: F

user id: 152762

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My name is Anna, and I'm 13, I


also love witty.


And I enjoy making quotes, favouriting quotes and following people.

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  1. StarAngel360 StarAngel360
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 8:18pm UTC
    A man in Britain walks into a bar, he sees two large women drinking together. So he decides to approach them:
    Man: Hello, are you two ladies from Scotland?
    Woman: We're from Wales, you idiot!!
    Man: Ok, so are you two whales from Scotland?

  2. StarAngel360 StarAngel360
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 12:47am UTC
    I made my way to the bathroom. It was 3:00 am in the morning. I turned on the lights, and shortly after, turned them off again. I'm spoke very quickly "Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Blood Mary." All of a sudden, I heard a woman's yell. I heard footsteps, coming closer. I saw the door knob turn, my mom turned the lights on. She had a very cold look on her pale face. I could tell she was upset, then she spoke "SHUT UP AND GO TO BED, YOU WOKE US AND ALL THE NEIGHBOURS!" - Mine

  3. StarAngel360 StarAngel360
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    Omegle
    Stranger: Hey (:
    You: Hi, );
    Stranger: What's wrong?
    You: I HATE MY LIFE!
    Stranger: why?
    You: Nobody wants to be my friend, the girl I love is in love with my best friend. My parents are divorced. My mom, brother and I all live in a building and I don't even get my own room. The manager hates me, my brother is so dumb, and mom is always grounding us. I'm always the fifth wheel, girls think I'm a dork and loser. My brother is always dragging me into trouble, and I'm always looked down on becuase of it. I wish I could just leave, but....
    Stranger: but what?
    You: But I can't because it's my life, and my life is different.
    Stranger: You just said you hated your life?!?
    You: Well yeah, but I guess you could also called it...
    Stranger: Call it what?
    You: the suite life of zack and cody.
    Stranger: Oh lol. I get it now.
    True Story Bro.
    Mine (Starangel360) Steal this and you die.

  4. StarAngel360 StarAngel360
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 1:55am UTC
    The other day at school...
    Group of Boys: *Starring at me*
    Me: Why are you starring at me?
    Boy: Because the moment I first saw you, I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
    Group of Boys: *Laughing uncontrollably*
    Me: Stop playing hard to get when you're hard to want.
    Everyone in the room: *Silence*
    Me: I wonder if your as/s is jealous of that crap that comes out of your mouth.
    Everyone: *Laughing*
    Me: *Leaves room like a boss*
    And that is how it's done.

  5. StarAngel360 StarAngel360
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 4:18am UTC
    What a woman needs is a guy who will:
    Protect her like she’s his daughter,
    Love her like she's his wife,
    Respect her like she’s his mother,
    Know her like she's his sister,
    Make her live like she's his girlfriend,
    And commit to her like she's his fiance.

  6. StarAngel360 StarAngel360
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    In a parallel universe: You go shoplifting and you read a sign that says "Shopping is a crime."

  7. StarAngel360 StarAngel360
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 2:43am UTC
    I always see quotes that say "Today I went to the supermarket and I was wearing sweats with a messy bun, and a little boy purposed to me.." Yet I've never seen it happen. Honestly, I don't think anyone gives cr/ap what pants your wearing or how your hair is styled. So stop thinking just because you wear sweats and messy-bun that a 5 year old boy will stalk you at the supermarket and want to have your babies.
    Lol no.

  8. StarAngel360 StarAngel360
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    A boy that likes you would think you look nice with make-up and fancy clothes,
    A boy that has a crush on you would think you look pretty with sweats, no-make-up on and a messy bun,
    BUT if a boy truly loves you, he would still think you would look beautiful with overralls, acne and knotty hair.

  9. StarAngel360 StarAngel360
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    And I just don't get it when...
    When you're asking someone for ____ phone number.
    Wouldn't ____ think you're stalking them?

  10. StarAngel360 StarAngel360
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    Little Boy: Mom, why is her name Rosie?
    Mom: Because her mom likes Roses.
    Little Boy: Mom, what do you like?
    Mom: Stop asking questions, Dicky.
    nmf/freakquotes.com

  11. StarAngel360 StarAngel360
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    It was just last year,
    When you had your funeral,
    I swear I never cried more,
    my only grandpa, dead.
    You died on July 30, 2011.
    It was a cold and grey day,
    I was bored out of my mind
    and to make things worse was your death.
    That night ruined my summer.
    And here we are, a year later.
    Rest in Peace, Grandpa.
    nmf
    Sorry I'm not good at story writing

  12. StarAngel360 StarAngel360
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    Most people have 2 legs, 2 arms, 2 hands, 2 eyes, 2 kidneys, 2 ribcages, 2 lungs, and 2 nostrils.
    But you have 2 faces

  13. StarAngel360 StarAngel360
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 7:52pm UTC
    Think of a number, double it.
    Add 10, half it, take away the number you started with
    Now your answer is 5.
    nmq/nmf

  14. StarAngel360 StarAngel360
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment #19
    When a guy is starring at you, and you think he's secretly laughing at you.

  15. StarAngel360 StarAngel360
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    So I found someone,
    That I really like,
    They really admire me,
    And smile back when I do,
    Cry when I cry,
    Laugh when I laugh,
    We like the same kind of music,
    fashion, people.
    We never argue, and we're always
    there for each other.
    I really think I'm in love, but the only
    problem is whenever we kiss, hug, or
    even touch,
    I hit my head on the mirror.

  16. StarAngel360 StarAngel360
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    Am I the only one who
    doesn't want Witty to
    become too popular?
    So other people you know don't have, or see your witty account.
    nmf

  17. StarAngel360 StarAngel360
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment #18
    When you get the lyrics to a song wrong.

  18. StarAngel360 StarAngel360
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    Me: Oh look,
    Me: I'm on the 7th page for top quotes today.
    Me: gjhjhufjhuhuhhgbnthvnhvhehvndkjfiiwaghelkkmjfikvn

  19. StarAngel360 StarAngel360
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 1:11am UTC
    Oh my god, lol:
    http://plasticbieber411.tumblr.com/post/27550583302/guysalltheway-tothefridgeandbeyond

  20. StarAngel360 StarAngel360
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 1:03am UTC
    Is it me, or is there no vent category anymore.

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