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LookingThroughMyHazelEyes
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 8:08pm UTC

when im depressed, i cut myself...
a piece of cake.

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glosoftballgirl
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 7:26pm UTC

Roses are red
Violets are blue
hes for me
not for you
if by chance
you take my place
I'll take my fist
and smash your
face
:)

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JazziShae
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 4:23pm UTC

Due Tomorrow =Do Tomorrow I can work with that ;)

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QuotesAreMyLife7
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 8:05pm UTC

Lately on Witty,
You can say anything about The Hunger Games and you'll get a top quote...
Here I go... *Cough**Cough* *Ahem*
Peeta

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neonnailpolish13
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 4:05pm UTC

Me: Hey mom? Guess what!
Mom: What?
Me: I'm pregnant
Mom: What?!
Me: Just kidding I failed my math test
Mom: Oh thank goodness!!

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brianamae
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 6:56pm UTC

"are you crying?" "no my eyes just decided..to pee.." ♥

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BebeCutie99
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 11:30am UTC

Me: MOM!!!! MAKE ME FOOD!
Mom: You're old enough to do it yourself!
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Police officer: So, tell me how your house burned down.
Me: Well...I was making a sandwich......
Police officer: I've heard enough.

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xele91097x
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 2:22pm UTC

website: please type in the following code to verify if you are human.
me: oh crap I forgot I was a t-rex

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DaRe2SoAr11
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 2:46pm UTC

Hello Witty Girls and Boys,
Today is my 15th Birthday. (:
I don't expect anyone to take the time to read this, but I feel like posting it anyway.
I never planned on making it this far, I planned to kill myself last year.
Today, I stand tall and strong with my head held high and a smile plastered on my face.
I've never had a top quote, or even gotten thirty favorites.
I didn't know if maybe, just for today, I could get at least 15 favorites?
If you read this, I love you.

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Lyannn
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 1:02pm UTC

Things that suck.
When people dont text you back.
Cancelled Plans.
Rainy days when you're sad.
Losing friends.
Missing someone.
Loving someone who doesn't love you back.
Change.
When you can't fall asleep.
Itchy bugbites.
Regrets.
Crying.
When your heart aches for something it can't have.
Feeling worthless.
When people don't understand you.
Overthinking.
Unexplained feelings.
When a store doesn't have something in your size.
Bad grades.
Not having enough money.
When food stops tasting good.
When people yell at you.
Lies.
Broken Promises.
Being Lonely.
btw follow jacqui459 and ofdgirl (:

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mlsunny
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March 27, 2012 6:11pm UTC

36 Reasons Why It's Good To Be A Girl:

1. We can wear guy clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks.
2. Our friends don't say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
3. Yea- PMS sucks. But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week.
4. If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat.
5. Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
6. We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us.
7. Dark circles under the eyes? We can just cover them up with a little concealer.
8. We don’t have to shave our faces.
9. We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
10. We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys.
11. We don’t have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough
12. When we get married we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better.
13. At least one girl always survives in horror flicks.
14. We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.
15. We don’t have to wear tuxedos to the prom.
16. Nose hair, ear hair, back hair- so not a problem for us.
17. SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just don't know how much fun those are.
18. We don’t have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.
19. That special bond we have with our moms-someday
20.We don’t feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play.
21. Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice.
22. We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy.
23. We give really good advice
24.On TV shows we're always the ones that have coolest supernatural powers.
25. We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.
26. The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been written about us.
27. We don’t have to sit on our wallets.
28. And our wallets have a place for change.
29. Our lives do not revolve around ESPN Sports Center
30.We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people
31. We are called tomboys, Boys are called girlie.
32. We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well it’s true.
33. Our magazines have Horoscopes.
34. We don’t have to stuff boxers in our jeans.
35. Female pro athletes aren’t overpaid egomaniacs.
36. Girls with guy first names (like Alex) sound cool, but it doesn’t work the other way around.

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totallynotacat*
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 8:31pm UTC

*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.
My mom's reaction=priceless.

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Firelight
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March 28, 2012 9:02pm UTC

Me: *sighs* I really can't stay...
Bed: But baby it's cold outside...
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: MOM, MY BED'S SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROLS!
nmf

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Ally5913
posted a quote
March 28, 2012 9:22pm UTC

Everyone, meet my boyfriend.
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
*No image available*
*tumblr*

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伤*
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 3:02pm UTC

"Would you ever include a girl member in one direction?"
Harry:Well yeah, Liam's in the band
- OneDirection ♥
format credit to OneDirection

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OneDirectionInfectionn
posted a quote
March 28, 2012 9:14pm UTC

One Direction Fact #85
Zayn: "Don't call a girl a flirt when she's just being nice, and don't call a girl obsessed when she's just in love."
(C) OneDirectionInfectionn

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