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JazziShae

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Member Since: 14 Dec 2011 06:31pm

Last Seen: 20 Nov 2012 05:44pm

Location: Narnia

Gender: F

user id: 250643

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Hi Everyone One! 
Follow me and I'll follow back! :]
Comment in my profile if I don't, Sometimes it doesn't show all of my notifications! >.<
http://jazzishae.tumblr.com/
 
  1. JazziShae JazziShae
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    Denied Disability?
    Attys who help doctors fight for their disability insurance benefits
    www.buchanandisability.com
    You though that was an Advertisment ;D

  2. JazziShae JazziShae
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 12:12am UTC
    credittorunningislife
    My days start backwards.
    I wake up exhausted and go to bed wide awake.

  3. JazziShae JazziShae
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    Plot twist: The dogs let themselves out.

  4. JazziShae JazziShae
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 12:44pm UTC
    Dear STEVE,
    I HIGHLY approave of the new Witty makeover!
    Love, A happy Wittian

  5. JazziShae JazziShae
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 12:07pm UTC
    Me: Oh Hai, Mother Nature haven't seen you in awhile how've you bee- Mother Nature: *UTERUS PUNCH!*Me: Must. Go. Curl. Up. And. Die.

  6. JazziShae JazziShae
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    ThererehTArerATwowTSidesediS ToTEveryrevEStoryrotSFollow Me I Follow Back! :D

  7. JazziShae JazziShae
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 10:47pm UTC
    ThererehTArerATwowTSidesediS ToTEveryrevEStoryrotSFollow Me I Follow Back! :D

  8. JazziShae JazziShae
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    Half a Dozen: Because "Six"is way too long.

  9. JazziShae JazziShae
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You're SO lazy DIDN't read all of the "YOU"s above. & you didn't notice one of them is actually a "YOO" Now you're dispointed because you couldn't find it. ;) Trolling Level: Epic
    Follow Me I Follow Back! :D

  10. JazziShae JazziShae
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    •○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○I don't think I need you anymoreTake your words, and your lies and just beat it.I don't think I need you anymoreTake the hurt and the pain,I don't need it.
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  11. JazziShae JazziShae
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    Music is my ONLY drug...screw "4/20"

  12. JazziShae JazziShae
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    && Who else RemembersThe Cheetah Girls
    Follow Me I'll Follow Back! :)

  13. JazziShae JazziShae
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 3:00pm UTC
    ----------------------------------When youre born you share your birthhday with 17million peopleDuring your school years you will have an average of 17 friends By the time you're 40 you'll have dropped down to 2. You will grow 950 km of hair.You will laugh an average of 18 times a day.You will walk the equivalent of 3 times the Earth's circumference.You will EAT 30 TONS of food.You will drink 9000 cups of coffee.In average you will spend 10 years of your life in work.20 years sleeping.3 years on the toilet.7 months waiting in traffic.2 months waiting on hold on your phone.12 years watching t.v.... and 19 months looking for the remote.That leaves you with one fifth of your life to actually LIVESo... what are you waiting for? eeag ----------------------------------

  14. JazziShae JazziShae
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 12:45pm UTC
    Nobody can EVER Under-
    stand what music mean to me.
    Music is my one true love. The only thing I can ever count on.
    Take away music from me & you've taken away my EVERYTHING
    My heart & Soul.
    MY LIFE.

  15. JazziShae JazziShae
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    *11:11* " I wish.." *11:12*"B*TCH! I WASN'T DONE YET!"
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. JazziShae JazziShae
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    »We can't be«
    Different
    Because they're all the same.

  17. JazziShae JazziShae
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 8:58pm UTC
    Little Sister: Hannah Montana is the best singer!
    Me: ... Lol. Kay.
    *True Story*
    Anyone else see a problem with kids these days?

  18. JazziShae JazziShae
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    *In the car with my Grandma when 'Only Girl' By Rihanna come on the radio*Grandma: Is this that Justin Bieber? Me: HAHA. No. This is Rihanna. Grandma: Oh! Is she that one lady that stutters really bad when she sings? Me: Um... No? I think you mean Nicki Minaj. She's not stuttering she's rapping.Grandma: Oh.. Me:Grandma:Me:Grandma: So you're sure this isn't Justin Bieber? It sounds just like him. Gotta love Grandparents!*True Story*

  19. JazziShae JazziShae
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 11:11am UTC
    Y.O.L.O.Unless You're Jesus!Happy Easter Everyone!
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  20. JazziShae JazziShae
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 4:40pm UTC
    "What time is it?"
    "There is a clock right there"
    "B*TCH! Did I ask you were the clock was?"

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