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  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 3:04pm EDT
    This one time in 6th grade these three girls would bully me and call me a names so instead of just taking it I put cigarettes in all of their purses and went to the counselor fake crying saying I was “worried about my friends dying of cancer” and they all got suspended and two of them got pulled out of the school by their moms

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 2:41pm EDT
    am i allowed to wear a sweatshirt in like the first week of school or is that showing how much i don’t care too early

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 10:30am EDT
    The fear of tampons that exists in teenage boys is literally one of the
    funniest things I've ever seen. They act like it's a nuclear missle. Like, calm down, bro. It's just a compressd cotton ball. I swear to God, if you ever want a teenage boy to leave you alone just pull out a tampon and throw it in his direction and he will run as far away as possible. It's hilarious.

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 5:33pm EDT
    six inch rockets

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 2:33pm EDT
    Awesome Comebacks
    Them: Bite me.
    You: Nahh, I'm not a fan of your flavor.
    Why don't you just pull a Michael Jackson and "Beat It?!!?!"
    Them: C'MON LETS GO.
    You: Is my name V?
    Them: No....
    You: Than why would you think I would follow U?
    Them: Wow, did you even look in the mirror this morning?
    You: Well at least my mirror doesn't start laughing when I look in it. Too bad you can't say the same for yourself....
    Them: You're Ugly.
    You: Compared to what people say about you...thanks...that means a lot.(:
    Them: You're fat.
    You: Well hun, I can simply go on weight watchers and change that. But I'm pretty sure the only thing that can help you is a paper bag.
    Them: You're so tall! How's the weather up there?
    You: (Spits) It's raining.

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 1:11pm EDT
    I don't care if it's 4am.
    It's not tomorrow until I wake up.

  7. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 5:28am EDT
    or make one.
    Please don't remove this!

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 12:38pm EDT
    Just spooning my boyfriend.
    Out of his container. Well, he's ice cream.

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 1:30pm EDT
    Asking your parents
    AFTER you've made the plans.

  10. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 2:06am EDT
    How do Chinese people name their kids?
    They throw a pan down the stairs and sees what
    noise it makes. Ping Ting Dong

  11. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 12:26am EDT
    girl: can i go to the bathroom
    female teacher: nope
    girl: but it's a /girl issue/
    female teacher: oh ok yes, go.
    girl: can i go to the bathroom
    male teacher: lol no
    girl: but it's a /girl issue/

  12. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 2:53pm EDT
    Get a plate & throw it on the floor.
    - Okay, done.
    Did it break?
    Now, say sorry to it.
    - Sorry.
    Keep saying it.
    - Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry.
    Did it go back to how it was before?
    - No.
    Now you understand.

  13. macccy_xo macccy_xo
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 3:07pm EDT
    "dude look at the personality on that girl"
    "dang man i'd talk to her all night long"

  14. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 5:24am EDT
    In third grade this kid got into trouble for saying 'be free my n.iggas' when we realeased the butterflies.

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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  16. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 3:26am EDT
    Fifteen Small Steps To Happiness
    One. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.
    Two. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.
    Three. erase processed food from your diet. start with no lollies, chips, biscuits, then erase pasta, rice, cereal, then bread. use the rule that if a child couldn’t identify what was in it, you don’t eat it.
    Four. get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else.
    Five. stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.
    Six. buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.
    Seven. buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.
    Eight. strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.
    Nine. organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.
    Ten. have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.
    Eleven. push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.
    Twelve. message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.
    Thirteen. think long and hard about what interests you. crime? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything.
    Fourteen. become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.
    Fifteen. lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.

  17. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 8:09pm EDT
    If tears could build a stairway
    and memories were like a lane,
    I would walk right up to heaven
    to bring you back again

  18. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 7:39pm EDT
    if you've cried yourself to sleep
    or cut your beautiful skin
    if you've ever s t a r v e d or purged
    if you've felt ugly or alone
    or maybe all of the above.
    if you've died because of your own self-hate, just know that i'm living for you.

  19. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 10:51pm EDT
    Mom: What time is it?
    Me: Adventure time!
    Mom: What time is it?
    Me: Summer Time! Schools out-
    Mom: What time is it?
    Me: Time for you to get a watch.
    Mom: What time is it?
    Me: Peanut butter jelly time!
    Mom: I'm done with you.

  20. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 9:52pm EDT
    So the other day I was walking and eating a popsicle and the top of it fell off
    and landed on the ground. So I just stopped and stood there, looking at this poor pathetic piece of popsicle. It's very existence melting away and I just I don't understand why bad things happen to good people and omg what is wrong with me.

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