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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 7:06am UTC

Me in the morning: I'm gonna wear a dress today to school
Getting ready: I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!
As soon as I get on the bus: This was a terrible idea.

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Rajsonkar
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June 5, 2013 4:27am UTC

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with
you when the limo breaks down.
Oprah Winfrey

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 7:44pm UTC

Person: We need to cancel plans.
Me: That stinks, I was looking forward to it. Maybe next time.
Me on the inside: Thank the lord! My week just got a whole ton better!
Person: Well maybe I can get my parents to change plans so we can still hang out.
Me: NO!
Me: I mean... um, I wouldn't want to ruin your family day. There's always next time anyway. Yeah...

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 7:19pm UTC

If you r.ape someone, it doesn't matter if you're only 16.
If you r.ape someone, it doesn't matter that you cry like a child in court
If you r.ape someone, it doesn't matter that you had a promising future
If you r.ape someone, it doesn't matter if your life is destroyed
If you r.ape someone, it should haunt you for the rest of your life
You r.aped someone.
You deserve every ounce of justice we can place upon you in court of law.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 9:10pm UTC

my oldest sister
was so drunk and i saw her in the living room holding a mini coke and laughing hysterically and i was like “are you laughing because that coke is small” and she nodded her head
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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jimmy365
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 9:12pm UTC

have you ever
thought about how weird sleeping is like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats then spend the next few hours completely comatose all the while hallucinating vividly
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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sugarfreak
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 3:41am UTC

For you, I was a chapter
***
For me, you were the book ~

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kissonthelips
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 7:54pm UTC

Parents: go outside
Me: okay
Me: *goes outside*
Me: *sits on patio chair with phone*

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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itsblanca_
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 6:36pm UTC

my dream job
is to become a mathbook model

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 12:16pm UTC

The sexiest thing about smoking cigarettes
is the part when you don't smoke them.

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 12:44pm UTC

Congratulations on being a cool kid in high school....
Sorry about the rest of your life though

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 9:57pm UTC

"Mickey Mouse, it says you want to divorce Minnie because she was extremely silly."
"No, I said she was f.cking Goofy."

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zer0*
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 3:22pm UTC

hey this is just a very normal and
serious text post with no hidden
meaning whatsoever

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dolph*
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 4:48pm UTC

Friend: So what do you look for in guys?
Me: A pulse, usually

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soccertrack
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 9:01pm UTC

Bucket List #41
Train an owl to deliver rejection letters from Hogwarts to my enemies.

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aellyniq
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 2:19am UTC

do you ever feel that you could love anyone
but no one could ever love you?

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MyDearRomeo
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 8:21pm UTC

Everybody hurts some days.
It's okay to feel this way.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 3:16pm UTC

mi papá tiene 47 años: my dad is 47 years old
mi papa tiene 47 anos: my potato has 47 buttholes
i love spanish.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 4:49am UTC

my science teacher just pulled all of the girls in the class aside and told us that he knows a lot of people think that boys are better at science and maths than girls, and that most people think of a man when they think of a scientist, but he knows that it isn't true, and that we are very smart and very talented and we shouldn't ever let anyone use our gender against us to stop us from doing what we want. i love him infinite amounts.

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