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Me: A pulse, usually

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Friend: So what do you look for in guys? Me: A pulse, usually

289 faves · 11 comments · May 16, 2013 4:48pm

dolph*

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guys · awkward · funny

AnaCastro196 · 1 decade ago
Some eyes, a nose, hopefully a mouth...
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Meh I'll take what I can get
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TumblrPatrol · 1 decade ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3oPo-lgfeA 5:19
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Given that I never said this was my quote, I assume your life must be so fufilling
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TumblrPatrol · 1 decade ago
You also never gave credit.
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Sh/t happens.
Life su/cks.
Get over it.
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Mangooo · 1 decade ago
usually.
not always, just usually
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Well we can't all be picky
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emilygm* · 1 decade ago
woah the comment section is different!!! AHHHMYGAWDDD It's so cool xD
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barneythebigpurpledino · 1 decade ago
Unless he's Edward Cullen; then I'll make an exception.
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Yes.
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