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lovemebitch

1. lovemebitch
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   September 4, 2013 8:45pm UTC
   *cute boy texts me for the first time in a month* *accidentally texts cute boy picture of broccoli*
   
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2. lovemebitch
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   August 17, 2013 1:49pm UTC
   i can't tell if you're a boring texter or if you just hate me
   
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3. lovemebitch
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   August 17, 2013 1:47pm UTC
   you flirt with me all the time, and then completely ignore me... i guess you found someone better.
   
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4. lovemebitch
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   August 3, 2013 8:48am UTC
   I'm pretty sure my crush likes me back and quite frankly i don't know how to deal with that
   
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5. lovemebitch
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   July 23, 2013 9:03am UTC
   how am i supposed to talk to him if i don't even have the courage to add him on facebook
   
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6. lovemebitch
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   July 23, 2013 9:00am UTC
   oh, i'm not just afraid to text you....i'm terrified of adding you on facebook
   
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7. lovemebitch
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   July 16, 2013 12:21am UTC
   i guess my parents just dont understand that i am one of the only people in my town who doesnt get wasted every weekend, that i get amazing grades, that im extremely prude, ive never done anything bad.....yet, i get yelled and punished constantly for not putting my clothes away the second my parents demand me to.
   
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8. lovemebitch
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   June 26, 2013 10:58pm UTC
   the best way to get a girl is to delete her off of facebook.... just saying.
   
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9. lovemebitch
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   June 7, 2013 11:17pm UTC
   when your best friend flirts with the guy you like......thats not ok.
   
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10. lovemebitch
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    June 1, 2013 3:31pm UTC
    My life was so good for too long- i knew the good would end.
    
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11. lovemebitch
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    May 30, 2013 9:48pm UTC
    when you find out that the guy you've secretly liked for the past 3 months likes your best friend.
    
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12. lovemebitch
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    May 19, 2013 8:21pm UTC
    when the guy you like asks you to hang out... IS THIS REAL LIFE.
    
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13. lovemebitch
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    May 16, 2013 5:31pm UTC
    i always manage to ruin something. why am i such a mean person.
    PLEASE give me a second chance, i know it took you so much courage to ask me- i didn't mean to say no. Just talk to me and ill explain myself.
    
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14. lovemebitch
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    May 14, 2013 5:55pm UTC
    guys- just saying.... the worst thing to do when you like a girl is completely ignore her.
    
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15. lovemebitch
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    May 2, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    you text me first.... and then never answer
    
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16. lovemebitch
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    April 24, 2013 11:51am UTC
    when a guy tells you he likes you and completely ignores you after
    
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17. lovemebitch
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    April 23, 2013 4:11pm UTC
    NEED ADVICE. pronto. CHAT ME OR COMMENT , PLEASE
    
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18. lovemebitch
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    April 22, 2013 11:06pm UTC
    going to bed happy for the first time in a long time
    
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19. lovemebitch
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    April 22, 2013 5:38pm UTC
    you are the king of mixed signals, but ill just sit here and be your queen
    
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20. lovemebitch
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    April 18, 2013 10:27pm UTC
    not being invited to your "best friends" birthday party.
    
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