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  Them: Bite me.
You: Nahh, I'm not a fan of your flavor.

 


 Why don't you just pull a Michael Jackson and "Beat It?!!?!"

 


  Them: C'MON LETS GO.
You: Is my name V?
Them: No....
You: Than why would you think I would follow U?

 


  Them: Wow, did you even look in the mirror this morning?
You: Well at least my mirror doesn't start laughing when I look in it. Too bad you can't say the same for yourself....

 


  Them: You're Ugly.
You: Compared to what people say about you...thanks...that means a lot.(:

 

 


  Them: You're fat.
You: Well hun, I can simply go on weight watchers and change that. But I'm pretty sure the only thing that can help you is a paper bag.

 

 


  Them: You're so tall! How's the weather up there?
You: (Spits
It's raining.

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Awesome Comebacks Them: Bite me. You: Nahh, I'm not a fan

215 faves · 9 comments · Jun 29, 2013 2:33pm

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SlowlySinking · 1 decade ago
Aha im really tall soo i love the last one XD
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CandyCool · 1 decade ago
OMG I LOVE THESE!!! So will use em XD... (Theres a girl who likes to get all sassy with me..shes so e.ffin annoying!)
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CookieMonster09* · 1 decade ago
the last one cracked me up :D
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factsandstuff · 1 decade ago
omg the last one...too bad I can't use that :/
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago
The last one made me laugh so hard :D
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soccertrack · 1 decade ago
i love theseeeee
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*y i k e s* · 1 decade ago
That last one though <3
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ForeverStronger · 1 decade ago
That's exactly what I was thinking hahah xD
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*y i k e s* · 1 decade ago
Hahah, that was a good one
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