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  1.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 11:45am UTC
    Dear Crush,
    don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit catches you on Christmas Eve.
    Sincerely, You were on my wish list.

  2. MusicLover25 MusicLover25
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 11:46am UTC
    Twenty Days untill the end of the world.
    Let's make these last twenty days count.
    Dont actually think w have twenty days just liked this :)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 11:38am UTC
    Whoa, hold up!
    We're all supposed to die the 21st, correct?
    But, the 21st comes before the 25th.
    That means NO Christmas.
    Can't we at least move our death date to like the 29th?
    Or we could just move Christmas to like...tomorrow.
    I mean that works for me too.

  6. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. SockMonkey423 SockMonkey423
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who:
    remember Lola Martinez, not Tori Vega.
    remember That's so Raven, not A.N.T. farm.
    remember Phil , before he went back to the future.
    remember Megan Parker, not Carly Shay.
    remember Zack & Cody, before they lived on a boat.
    remember when T.V. was good.

  8. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 11:03am UTC
    Parent: "We need to talk... "
    Me: *Million things run through mind*
    *WHAT DID THEY FIND OUT ABOUT?
    Was it when I...
    No, they couldn't have...
    Who told?! Was it...Im dead for sure*
    Parent: "Stop leaving the lights on."
    Me: -_-

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 11:14am UTC
    Me: *eats a snack while making a snack*

  10. shAMmers26 shAMmers26
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 11:34pm UTC
    Oh you're talking to me again?
    Did you just break up with your girlfriend?

  11. xlonglivex xlonglivex
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    To the girls who take skinny as offensive..
    Thousands of beautiful girls are dying to be called Skinny.

  12. shadysback shadysback
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    Teacher: What would you do if you were in the olympics?
    Student: Gymnastics
    Student: Swimming
    Student: Track
    Student: Volleyball
    Me: Tom Daley

  13. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:41pm UTC
    I hate it when people compare teenager's lives to the life of a kid in Africa.
    Just because someone else has it worse, doesn't mean our problems don't matter.

  14. Orange_Butterflies Orange_Butterflies
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 9:57pm UTC
    Sunsets - Epilogue
    A cool breeze blew Rosie's long hair back as she sat, furiously typing away on her laptop.
    Classes may have already started here at the University of Maine, but she already had a biology paper to write.
    She had graduated high school a year ahead of her class, and she was now a sophomore in college, studying to be a doctor.
    A shadow fell across her, and she looked up.
    There was someone standing in front of her, but the sun was glaring in their face, Rosie couldn't see who it was.
    "Hey there." The person said, leaning forward and out of the sun.
    It was a boy.
    He had light blue eyes and blonde hair the same color as white sand; he looked familiar, but Rosie couldn't place him.
    "Uh.... Hi." Rosie said awkwardly.
    "Do you know who I am?" The boy asked.
    Rosie smiled faintly, "No, should I?"
    He looked down, bit his lip, and then pushed Rosie's legs over so he could sit down on the bench.
    They were sitting in the middle of campus, red and orange leaves fell to the ground around them.
    Autumn was in the air.
    Rosie scratched her head.
    "Um, you probably don't remember me, I mean, we uh, met like, five years ago..."
    Rosie smiled faintly and tilted her head.
    Five years ago?
    What is this boy talking about?
    "My name is... Anthony. Anthony Robinet. You uh, you liked to call me Tony."
    That's when it hit her.
    Rosie's jaw dropped, and every memory came rushing back to her.
    She jumped up, her heart fluttering like a bird's wings.
    "No," she shook her head.
    Anthony got up, "I knew this was a bad idea, I'm so sorry-"
    "No!" Rosie pulled him into a tight hug, her breath coming in short gasps.
    He still smelled the same, like lilacs and the beach.
    "What are you doing here?"
    Anthony shrugged, a broad smile on his face, "I turned my grades around, did well on all those big tests and got accepted here... It was fate really."
    Rosie bit her lip, "That's fantastic! Did you stay friends with Timothy?"
    Anthony's smile seemed to falter a bit, but he recovered, "Uhm, no. Why?"
    "Oh, it's just... we're dating now and everything. He goes here too, so, yeah," Rosie stuttered, blushing and looking away awkwardly.
    "Oh, well," Anthony lightly smacked Rosie's arm, "I'm excited to connect with him again."
    Rosie looked up at Anthony, eyes shining.
    Then, Timothy ran over.
    "Hey! Rose," Timothy frowned, "oh my God, is that Anthony Robinet? Come here man!"
    Timothy pulled Anthony into a bro-hug.
    "What's up?" Anthony asked.
    "Well Rosie and I were just going to the beach to watch the sunset, wanna come?"
    Anthony looked from Timothy to Rosie and a small smile spread across his face, "Sure. Why not?"
    The three then took the short car ride to the beach, and sat in the sand.
    A chilly breeze blew leaves everywhere, and because of the cold they were the only one's out there.
    "It's so beautiful," Rosie whispered as she watched the pink and orange sun slide below the dark purple waves.
    "Just like you," Timothy whispered back, kissing the top of Rosie's head.
    Rosie smiled at him, but she heard Anthony make a noise.
    She turned to look at him, but he just looked away.
    When the sun was finally gone, Anthony pulled Rosie away from Timothy.
    "What is it?" Rosie asked, slightly annoyed.
    "Why are you with him? You could do so much better!" Anthony sighed.
    "You have no idea how stupid you sound," Rosie hissed, "and I love Timothy."
    Anthony tilted his head a bit, "And I love you."
    They both paused and looked at each other.
    "What I said, in Florida..." Rosie started.
    "No," Anthony breathed, "it's okay," his voice was soft, like velvet.
    The leaned in, but Rosie put a hand on Anthony's chest, "No, I can't do this. I love Timothy."
    Anthony straightened a bit, and looked Rosie straight in the eye, "I love you Rosie, and I guess that means I'll just have to fight for you."
    THE END.
    THE END!!! Oh my gosh!!! D: I REALLY hope you guys liked it... It took me FOREVER to write because I was busy watching Missy Franklin win gold and beat the WORLD RECORD! Team USA :D Anyways, This is for you Casey. And I hope you're all happy. -.- I wanted Rosie to end up with Anthony but NO, everyone wants Timothy... So I just gave it an open ending, and that way I can leave it or go and do a sequel. :P Keep checking my profile for another story... I'm hoping to get an introduction up tomorrow. ♥ Give me feed-back! -Becca(;

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 11:14am UTC
    PLEASE HELP ME!!My best friend in the entire world (Wisconsin) wants to commit suicide. She doesn't think her life is worth it. Her mother controls every aspect of her life and the cuts keep getting deeper and deeper. She has been starving herself for the past month and has lost 18 pounds. She doesn't know where to turn. Everything I do doesn't help. She always says "That's the opinion of one person, not of many." She is hurting and I need to do something. I am hoping the many can tell her that her life is valuable. Please help me.-Bree

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    no, spellcheck.
    that's my name, not a mistake.
    nmq/ format credit jimmy365

  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    i love running through
    hotel hallways.
    nmq

  18. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    Fulllllhouse. ;)
    Danny: Joey, Rebecca is pregnant..
    Joey: PREGNANT?
    Kimmy, Dj, Stephanie: PREGNANT
    Stephanie: Wait.... Whose pregnant?
    Joey: Uh......... I am
    Michelle: WAY TO GO JOEY!

  19. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 1:34pm UTC
    *Talking to a 10 year old*
    Her: You know the girl from iCarly?
    Me: You mean Megan.
    Her: No, Carly.
    Me: No, it's Megan.

  20. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    *Home alone* *Mom texts me*
    Mom: Make sure I licked the front door
    Me: ...
    Mom: licked*
    Me: um..
    Mom: Licked*
    Mom: Licked*
    Mom: WHAT THE HECK! I MENT LICKED!
    Me: lol
    Mom: SCREW THIS
    Me: locked*
    Mom: Yes. -.-

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