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  1. heyystories heyystories
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    Heart Reserved For One ♥
    (Based on Boys Over Flowers)
    Prologue
    “Courtney!” my mom yelled.
    “What?” I shouted back, busy ironing the customer’s clothes.
    “Can you deliver this school uniform to a guy named Johnny?” my mom requested.
    My family and I own a laundromat. Our family doesn’t have much money, so I help them out with the laundromat business. I also have another job at a café as a waitress, working alongside with my best friend, Michelle.
    “Sure mom, what’s the address?” I asked, stopping my work.
    “Just deliver it at that overrated private school with the filthy rich snobs.”
    My mom means Johnson Parker High School, the most exclusive and expensive school in the U.S. Only the richest kids in America are able to attend the school, unless you can get a scholarship. But the chances of someone, like me, getting a scholarship was one in a million. My grades are actually very good though; even I’m the best student in my school. But I never considered going to that school, because I never want to be in a school where I don't belong. Plus, my parents hates rich people, since all they like to do is show off their money.
    For some reason, our laundromat is only a couple of blocks away from the big school.
    I grabbed the expensive school uniform and hanged it on the hanger on my bike. I then got on my bike, and began riding my bike to the school. I always enjoyed riding my bike, because of the exercise and the view I enjoyed while riding my bike.
    I finally got to the school, and placed my bike at the bike parking. I grabbed the uniform and began my search for the customer. Many of the students were staring at me as soon as I stepped foot in the school. They probably thought I was dirt. I didn’t have any designer clothes, or anything in the sorts. But I never thought that stuff like that matters. There isn't anything wrong with what I'm wearing anyways.
    I ignored everyone that was staring at me, and continued to look for the customer.
    "HEY, JOHNNY SAYS THAT HE'S GONNA JUMP OFF THE BUILDING! Follow me!" a student shouted.
    All of the students immediately stopped everything they were doing and followed the student.
    “Johnny? Isn't that the customer?” I whispered to myself.
    I cluelessly followed the crowd of people running to a building and up the stairs. When I reached roof, it was very crowded.
    “Excuse me” I said as I squeezed through the sea of people.
    I finally got to the front, and see a boy standing at the edge of the roof, with blood streaming down his face. I gasped at the horrifying sight.
    I tapped a girl to my right and asked, “Who is that?”
    She scoffs before answering, “Some loser named Johnny. Thank God he’s going to kill himself. If he messes with my boys, he’s better off dead.”
    Johnny then turns around to face the crowd, specifically four handsome boys. “Is this what you guys want? You all want me to die, right?” Johnny asked.
    “Yeah!” I heard more than half of the crowd shouted. Are they serious?! I am so disgusted with the students in this school.
    “Since you dare insult us, you deserve to die.” one of the guys stated. The other three handsome looking guys were by his side, which are clearly his best friends. There were also a lot of girls surrounding them, drooling over them. Someone was about to lose their life, but nobody even seems to care!
    “If that’s what you want.” the boy last said before he jumped off the building.
    “NO!” I yelled. I quickly ran to the edge of the roof and grabbed Johnny before he hit the ground.
    And that was how I got in Johnson Parker High School.
    Did you like it? I don't know if I'm going to continue the story. If a lot of people like it, I will. Maybe for 100+ faves? Idk, it depends. Please fave if you read the chapter and comment if you want to be notified for chapter 1, if I continue.

  2. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 9:28pm UTC
    the worst similes
    by high school students.
    (I thought this was so funny xD)
    - Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
    - He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.
    - Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
    - John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
    - She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
    - The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
    - He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
    - The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object.
    -McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.
    -He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at asolar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
    - Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
    -The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.
    - Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.
    - He felt like he was being hunted down like a dog, in a place that hunts dogs, I suppose
    -She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.
    -The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
    -The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.
    -It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.
    -The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
    -Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like “Second Tall Man.”
    - Her pants fit her like a glove, well, maybe more like a mitten, actually.
    -I felt a nameless dread. Well, there probably is a long German name for it, like Geschpooklichkeit or something, but I don’t speak German. Anyway, it’s a dread that nobody knows the name for, like those little square plastic gizmos that close your bread bags. I don’t know the name for those either.
    - She was as unhappy as when someone puts your cake out in the rain, and all the sweet green icing flows down and then you lose the recipe, and on top of that you can’t sing worth a damn.
    - It came down the stairs looking very much like something no one had ever seen before.

  3. annalove26 annalove26 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    What if,
    Only the sticker is made in China.
    Mind=blown.

  4. royalclaymaker royalclaymaker
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    My sister wants to try
    out for my schools
    football team.
    But she is scared that she might not be accepted. Andif she is let on the team, that she may be made fun of.
    Favorite if you think she should try out.
    I will show this to her.
    I think she is great at playing football.
    She tackles pretty hard....
    Nows how to kick a ball... far.
    And nows how to throw a ball in an exact spot.
    PLEASE FAVORITE FOR HER!

  5. jaykitten jaykitten
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    absolutely disgusted right now NOT TOP MENTION CRYING,
    Zayn just deleted his twitter. Why? because of the hate he’s been receiving. I’ve made a post about hate before. I’ve expressed my opinion on hate before. This is absolutely… i can’t even begin to explain how disgusted i am with our generation.
    Why d people think it’s alright to send hate? to post hate on the internet? do they not understand that the internet is not a place for that? do you not understand that EVERYONE can access that hate somehow? what is wrong with you guys? what is wrong with the people sending death threats and hurtful words to others? this doesn’t just apply to the One Direction fandom anymore. this applies to EVERYONE in general.
    People have k!^lled themselves because of hate. Doesn’t that make you want to rip your hair out? What if Zayn committed su.cide right now. How the fawk would you feel? What about all those kids out there holding a blade to their wrists right now because of some message they received on facebook, twitter, tumblhr, myspace, kik or keek or whatever fawk.
    my tumblhr friends friend, Adam, he k^!lled himself because of it. He would have been 19 in january next year on the 8th. But he’s taken his life because some jerks at school picked on him every single day of his life.
    Look at my tumblhr friends sister. She gets picked on every day at school. She doesn’t sleep at night because she’s nervous about returning and facing those bullies. She’s 12 years old. i’ve read a message sent to her from some girl on grade 9 telling her, her baby sister, that she was ugly and pathetic.
    do they not understand how powerful words can be? Sure it’s all funny at first until it sinks deep into you and eats away at your heart.
    i’ve watched people break down because of it. i’ve been one of those people. my sister was one of those people. do you know how hard it is to watch your sister break down into tears in front of you? to wake up the next day and find out your friend took his life? do you know how much that messes you up?
    your ugly, stupid, fugly, a.hole, b((tch, c((nt, go k^!ll yourself, pathetic, waste of a life, you have no talent, you dont belong, no one likes you, you have no friends, etc. imagine if you got those words in your inbox on facebook or tumblhr. imagine being DMed those things on twitter. how sh-tty would you feel?
    its about time we learn a little something about respect, about privacy, about not saying anything unless you have something nice to say.
    i think it’s time for a change.

  6. LolSoTrueQuotes LolSoTrueQuotes
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    Lol So True: #23
    Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
    lolsotrue.com

  7. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    This MAYBE my Last Quote
    The reason i may leave is because i am getting all of my stuffs
    taken away from my mom i guess. Well this is my last year
    of being in High School cause im a Senior. Well after High School
    i will probably wont be going to College cause im just that stupid of a person who cant read or write. Well when you read this. Dont say that i have bad grammar or bad English cause i tried my best for you guys to understand my English cause the truth is. Nobody really taught me how to write a complete sentences so i will try my best for you guys to read and understand this. But my school do have computers cause obivously every school do have computers. I may get on for like few minutes and post quotes. But i dont know. This all depend on how i do in School. its pretty much 50/50 chance. its either i leave Witty or Just wont be on Witty much. So i mean really this maybe not be my last quote but it could happened. So who knows what happened to me. So if this really my last quote. I would like to say to everyone who had read "My Life Story" or "Insecurities" quotes. i would like to say Thank You so much for it. Cause i wasnt going to think its gonna be that much of the people who would read it. But at least I am not alone like everybody in Real Life who put me through hell of my life for 7 years of bullying. I also probably wont be using my phone anymore, like i said my mom most likely will take away my phone. I may get on Witty at school like some point of the day. Like i said, if this is really my last chance to be on Witty i would like to say Thanks You to all of you for having me here on Witty Profiles. Well i should be Thanking to my real life friend Emmie(Theycallherlove) for even showing me this site. So i really just hoping that i wont get my things taken away cause the fact is I Love Witty. I never really want to leave but its may happen. But i would like to Thanks again for all the people i have inspired on my quotes. I dont know how many people i have inspired. Maybe like roughly over 400+ people i have inspired. But "My Life Story" "Insecurities" and "My Song" that i wrote will always be up on my page so if you want to read them then go for it. So this is pretty much all i have to say. So Goodbye all if i leave. But if i leave i will come back eventually.
    Sorry if i confused you guys like i said i tried my best.

  8. JoshuaRice JoshuaRice
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 1:28am UTC
    “Being happy is a choice.”
    its something i read from an interview with demi lovato
    and i had it tattooed on my wrist where i could always see it & remember that as hard as things seem & as awful as i feel,
    i have the power to make things better.
    Happy Birthday Demi

  9. Podrey Podrey
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 1:30am UTC
    "They say when a parent dies, a child feels his own mortality, but when a child dies, it's immortality that a parent loses."
    -JESSICA LANGE

  10. meowlikeacat meowlikeacat
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 1:36am UTC
    Every new day is another chance to change your life
    <3
    Format by twilightgirl995

  11. klee12 klee12
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 1:40am UTC
    Suicide.
    That word got your attention, didn't it?
    Truth is suicide catches everyone’s attention.
    It’s the actions leading up to is that go unnoticed.

  12. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 1:41am UTC
    Who thinks jake_from_state_farm should get in my van?
    :)
    Format by twilightgirl995

  13. guzgirl1996 guzgirl1996
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 1:41am UTC
    It's been 3 weeks
    But I finally went a day
    Without making myself puke

  14. Ginny_Kay Ginny_Kay
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 1:44am UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. cmayl11 cmayl11
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 12:46am UTC
    My Band Teacher...
    Me: *raises hand*
    Teacher: What?
    Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
    Teacher: I don't know, can you?
    Me: MAY I go to the bathroom?
    Teacher: Sure. Maybe sometime next week.
    Me: May I go to the bathroom RIGHT NOW?
    Teacher: Eww, no. That's gross. I would have to call the janitor to clean up.
    Me: In a few moments can I go down the hall, into the bathroom, and PEE?
    Teacher: I don't know.. Can you?

  16. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 12:08am UTC
    Happy Birthday to my inspiration, my idol, my life,my hero.. Demi Lovato. I hope you have the best birthday. We went through so much with you. You went through so much with us. You taught us so many things and we all are just so thankful for everything you gave us with your music and with your words. Happy birthday Demi. Thank you so much. Lovatics love you.Even when noone was there for me, you were , not phycicly. But with youre music, speeches, and everything. I saw you in concert a few times, Everytime i broke down in tears. You mean so much to me, And Youre such an inspiration to us all. You taught us to Stay Strong, That Love is louder then the presure to be perfect, and to not let bullys get to you. Most important, You taught us to rise like a skyscraper.20 years,3 albums,14 music videos,5 tours ,27 awards,millions of fans,And now your 20. Youve made me who i am today.No matter how hard my day was id look up to you, and say "If she can do it, I can too :)". Youre the best idol a person could have. Ive been a lovatic science 2009, and ill be one forever, One day ill meet you an dthank you for everything, But until now, All i can say is thank you for all the tears you stopped, the smiles you caused, the strength you gave, & the lives you saved HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEMI..<3

  17. hithurrimjohnny hithurrimjohnny
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 2:17pm UTC
    I just followed
    a_guy_with_a_knife
    jokes on him.

  18. storypanda99 storypanda99
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me.

  19. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. xogabbbyxo98 xogabbbyxo98
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    Hello, I am
    Forever
    Alone
    format credit: halfempty

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