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a_big_white_van

Status: Trying to keep em laughing

Member Since: 15 Aug 2012 03:06pm

Last Seen: 7 Apr 2016 02:29am

Location: everywhere

Gender: M

user id: 325191

26 Quotes
37 Favorites
1,329 Following
809 Followers
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  1. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2014 2:03pm EDT
    Laurie: Daddy, nothing in this house is cheap.
    Eric: Except you.
    Laurie: I am not.
    Eric: Fine. Free, whatever.

  2. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 11:21pm EST
    How turnt up could a turnip turn if a turnip could turn up?

  3. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 7:26pm EST
    Children in the backseat can cause accidents.
    Accidents in the backseat can cause children.

  4. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 10:44pm EDT
    Should I keep a_big_white_van going or shut it down?

  5. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 7:19pm EDT
    Don't read the
    sentence below this.
    You little rebel, I like you.

  6. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 8:50pm EDT
    Cool story bro.Wanna hear mine?It's a fairy tale:once upon a time,I don't give a s***.The end.
    nmf

  7. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 11:48pm EDT
    Can you die from drinking
    too much WATER?
    nmf

  8. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 1:07am EDT
    lazy quote #1079479374
    Admit it you were to lazy to read the number. Just like I'm to lazy to do something interesting with my life.

  9. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 7:23pm EDT
    Got a problem?
    Red Forman's solution t is a swift kick
    in the
    a**.
    nmf

  10. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 11:02am EDT
    Steve and Witty have joined the big white van.
    nmf

  11. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 9:19pm EDT
    FelIow wittians I bet you forget about
    me, but I'm still here in my big white van watching
    YOU !!!
    dont be creeped just a joke. thx
    format by: Converselover

  12. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 9:29pm EDT
    Ed Sheeran is in the big white van!
    nmf

  13. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 10:53pm EDT
    Jake_from_State_Farm has entered the big white van.
    nmf

  14. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 10:48pm EDT
    Following: 1,000

  15. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 7:08pm EDT
    Josh Hutcherson and the Avengers
    have been added to the big white van.

  16. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 2:05am EDT
    following:830
    followers:417
    X(
    The other 413 of you better have a good reason for not following me back!!!

  17. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 1:41am EDT
    Who thinks jake_from_state_farm should get in my van?
    :)
    Format by twilightgirl995

  18. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 1:13am EDT
    Harry Potter,Unicorns,and Spongebob have all been added to the big white van.
    nmf

  19. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 12:11am EDT
    Things in the big white van 2:
    1.Candy
    2.The Entrance To Narnia
    3.One Direction
    4.Your Dreams
    5.Your Future
    6.Wifi
    7.Tom Daley
    8.A Pineapple
    9.A Chicken Named Dudley
    10.Puppies

  20. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 11:54pm EDT
    The van has puppies

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