storypanda99

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MY NEW WITTY IS xxconfetticupcakexx PLEASE GO FOLLOW ME THERE!

storypanda99
posted a quote
March 11, 2013 8:14pm UTC

That awkward moment when....
you accidentally call your teacher "mom"
Format: twilightgirl995

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storypanda99
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 4:32pm UTC

cheesy pickup line #2
you just turned my floppy disk into a hard drive.

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storypanda99
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 8:41pm UTC

cheesy pickup line #1
do you work at little caesars cuz you're hot and i'm ready

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storypanda99
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 2:18pm UTC

hey followers, i have made a new witty account because i hate my username. lol. my new witty is:
xxconfetticupcakexx
please go follow me and i will follow you back again <333
love amanda <33

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storypanda99
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 10:15am UTC

breaking a mirror is 7 years of bad luck?
well breaking a condom is 18.

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storypanda99
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 7:54am UTC

Witty used to be a place where you could vent if something was
wrong without being judged. Witty used to never have this much
swearing. Witty never have very many "jocked" quotes. Witty
never had many people asking for favourites.
I miss old Witty.

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storypanda99
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 12:14pm UTC

Ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah, ting-tang-walla-
walla-bing-bang Ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah,
ting-tang-walla-walla-bang-bang Ooh-
ee-ooh-ah-ah, ting-tang-walla-walla-
bing-bang Ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah, ting-
tang-walla-walla-bang-bang

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storypanda99
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 12:22pm UTC

elf quotes
Buddy: Sounds like somebody needs to sing a Christmas Carol.
Jovie: No way.
Buddy: The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.
Jovie: Thanks, but I don't sing.
Buddy: Oh, well, it's just like talking, except longer and louder, and you move your voice up and down.
Jovie: I *can* sing, I just choose *not* to sing. Especially in front of other people.
Buddy: If you can sing alone, you sing in front of other people. There's no difference.
Jovie: Actually, there's a BIG difference.
Buddy: No there's not. Wait...
[Starts singing loud and off-key]
Buddy: I'm singing/I'm in a store/and I'm siiiiiingiiiiing!/I'm in a store/and I'm siiiiiingiiiiing!
Gimbel's Manager: HEY! There's no singin' in the North Pole!
Buddy: Yes there is!
Gimbel's Manager: No there's not!
Buddy: We sing all the time!
Gimbel's Manager: No you don't!
Buddy: Especially when we build toys!
[Back to Jovie]
Buddy: See?
series?

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storypanda99
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 11:33am UTC

b/tch pUUUUUUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhhhhh lease.

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storypanda99
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 11:30am UTC

Last year, I asked
santa for the sexiest
person ever for
Christmas.... I woke
up in a box.

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storypanda99
posted a quote
December 14, 2012 4:49pm UTC

Rest in heavenly peace to those seven adults and twenty children
that lost their lifes today in the Conneticuit school shooting. Those
children should've lived long happy lifes but they were cut short in
one cruel instant. My prayers and condolences to you. <3

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storypanda99
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 4:27pm UTC

What if, maybe just maybe, YOLO was created by someone who believed December 21st, 2012 is the end of the world?
my quote/nmf

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storypanda99
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 9:42am UTC

So my teacher's are going on strike.
How terrible...
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT,
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME!

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storypanda99
posted a quote
November 25, 2012 4:59pm UTC

Tossing f ood around inmy mouth
Like my tongue is playing vollyball because the food is too hot.

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storypanda99
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 9:03am UTC

People are saying I should be put in a mental hospital for giving my stuffed giraffe that I kidnapped from my friend's locker a Facebook account.
In my defense, Geoffery was lonely and wanted some friends, so I made him a Facebook account to get friends.
true story, bro

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storypanda99
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 4:42pm UTC

The time when "Cool" meant
Constipated
Overweight
Out-of-Style
Loser

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storypanda99
posted a quote
November 17, 2012 11:17am UTC

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storypanda99
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 6:24pm UTC

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Excuse me, I mustache you a question, but I shave it for later.
mq/nmf

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storypanda99
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 4:37pm UTC

Guess what?
I GOT PURPLE PLAY DOUGH FOR HALLOWEEN!
... bet you guys are jealous.

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storypanda99
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 8:04pm UTC

when the teacher says something and you
and your friend think of it in a dirty way.

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