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Hopelesscrusher
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August 11, 2012 7:37pm UTC

I hate seeing sweet guys turn into complete jerks.

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ilovemikaylaandmelissa
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August 11, 2012 7:05pm UTC

I Always See Quotes That Say
"Today at the supermarket I was all dressed in sweats and no make up and a little boy perposed with a candy ring."
Well today at Cosco, I was in gym shorts with my hair up and a little boy growled at me.

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ChocoTaco
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August 11, 2012 7:17pm UTC

Hello, I am
Socially
Awkward
format credit: halfempty

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lisalacrosse97
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August 11, 2012 6:05pm UTC

I wonder if
I've ever shown up in the
"People you might like"
box..

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Skimrande
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August 11, 2012 6:49pm UTC

Society: Wouldn't you rather have a flat stomach than that piece of pizza?
Me: I'll take the pizza. How the hell am I supposed to eat a flat stomach anyway?
nmq

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WonderfulLove
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August 11, 2012 7:27pm UTC

How strange it is that people of honest feelings and sensibility, who would not take advantage of a man born without arms or legs or eyes- how such people think nothing of abusing a man born with low intelligence.
-Flowers for Algnernon

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LiliBlackHeart
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August 11, 2012 8:30pm UTC

Format by Liliblackheart
When you're happy
You enjoy the Music
when you're sad
you understand the lyrics
- Frank Ocean
Format by Liliblackheart
Don't you dare to delete the credit

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TheMascaraSeries
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August 11, 2012 4:17pm UTC

She's sitting in her room,
and in her bed she lies.
With the music turned up loud,
to drown out all her cries.
She keeps reading through the texts,
that she knows 'sorry' just won't fix.
And she's dreaming of a place,
where happy endings still exsist.
She keeps going through the photo's,
and all of the memories fade to black.
And the thought keeps running through her mind,
"He'll never take me back."
He's sitting in his bedroom,
lying on his bed.
Reading through the messages,
regretting everything he said.
The x-box is on the floor,
along with every game.
And he used to play with her,
but now it's not the same.
His music's turned up loud,
to drown out all his cries.
And he knows it will never be enough,
to just apologize.
While he starts to think about it more,
he knows he lost his own bestfriend.
And that's when he whispers through his tears,
"She'll never love me again."
MYQUOTE.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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katberndt1
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August 11, 2012 12:13pm UTC

I hate this idea that Chuck Norris has super-human powers. He's and actor not a god, people. If he is really that special, I dare him to magically appear in my house right now, sneak up behind me, and slam my face into my own keyboarhg760360b 603c 30sb c7dsrj

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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XObreeOX
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August 11, 2012 11:40am UTC

*Hears brother singing in the shower*
Me: will you quit singing!!?
My brother: what?
Me: QUIT SINGING.
My brother: WOMAN
My brother: WHEN I AM IN THE SHOWER TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE.
My brother: MY BALLS
My brother: AND MY SOUL
Me: Witty?
My brother: Yeah...

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DarylJr114
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August 11, 2012 11:45am UTC

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Llama69
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August 11, 2012 12:35pm UTC

When my mom goes on a cleaning spree:
Me: I'll be in my bedroom, not making any noise, and pretending that I don't exist.

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Arilena :)*
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August 11, 2012 12:35pm UTC

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WonderfulLove
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August 10, 2012 7:06pm UTC

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vanessacp3
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 9:55pm UTC

Does anybody
remember the movie
Twitches?

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 3:06pm UTC

Apple and Blackberry should team up
and make a cell phone called the "Pie".

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kelseyrc43134
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 11:34pm UTC

OMG
WHAT IF STEVE
IS STEVE FROM
BLUE'S CLUES?!

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YouOnlyLiveOnce_Wildside
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August 10, 2012 8:35pm UTC

Beautiful Soul
Prologue
To put this very simply, my life is a complete disaster. Okay, well.. there ARE people who have it worse and I know that. I mean, my mom has cancer and my dad doesn't have a job. That's pretty hard, right? That's not what this story's about though. I want to please everybody. I know, I know. One of THOSE girls. I hate it when people are mad at me. My entire life I've had people tell me their problems. I'm one of the most trust worthy people you will ever meet. I meet someone and five minutes later I know their life story. I don't know what it is, but people like to tell me their deepest, darkest, scariest secrets. I keep everything to myself.. even my own secrets. They're nothing big and exciting. Considering I told you them at the beginning of this, but no one else knows that. My bestfriend tells me everything and I am in love with him. His name is Blake. He's in love with me too. So why aren't we dating? Well.. because I have a boyfriend. His name is Luke. And um.. I'm in love with Luke too. They absolutely hate eachother. And the thing is.. they go to the same school... I go to one 35 minutes away. And I'm moving there. I. am. in. trouble.
Feedback in the comments would be appreciated! If you want to hear chapter one, comment please!

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