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DarylJr114

Status: I need something to drink.

Member Since: 9 Jul 2012 01:01pm

Last Seen: 31 Mar 2024 02:48pm

Birthday: January 14

Location: Mordor. The door's open.

user id: 316122

62 Quotes
1,027 Favorites
208 Following
187 Followers
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My name is Daryl .

Hi Guys. My name is Daryl, after my dad.

Some people call me DJ. Choose whichever you like :). 

I know people are going to tell me that guys only get followers

because they're guys, but please, don't follow me just for that

reason. That would bug me a little bit. I'm here to make quotes

and stuff, not to get ten trillion followers. 

But on the note of followers, I do always follow back! Or I try

to, so if it doesn't happen right away, please don't be angry at

me :) I'll be working on it.

Now for the about me thing. I'm fourteen, I blow out the candles

on January fourteenth (as you can see by the numbers on my username).

I live in Ohio.

My friends are the coolest: Jake, Kyle, Jared, Cass, Jessie and

TJ. Well me and Cass are a little more than friends :) Almost five

months. You could say I'm popular but I don't consider myself

that.

People at school were talking about Witty Profiles for months

before I made one.

I've lurked for a little while. So like I said earlier, if you want to

flirt or something, please leave. I'm not here to do that.

I've witnessed it happen.

I've seen lots of guys with 900+ followers.

That's okay. Follow me if you want. But not because I was born

a boy.

If you ever need to talk, I'm here.

Thanks for coming to my profile.

Oh, and before I forget! Make sure you check out LivingMyLife's

profile. She's awesome :)

-Daryl


 
 

Things I like:

-Drawing.

-Baseball. I love it. I play first base.

-Fishing.

-Riding my bike.

-Making people laugh.

-Parties.

-Texting.

-Witty (I've lurked for quite awhile)

-The Walking Dead (he's got my name!)

-Pawn Stars.

-Music.

-Eminem.

-Theory of a Deadman.

-Nickelback.

-Hinder.

-Three Days Grace.

-Other bands I'm not going to list.
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Reddit


 

Some other stuff

I like to talk to people. So if you need me I'm here.

GAMES-

Angry Birds

Fruit Ninja

Ski on Neon

Words With Friends

iStunt 2

Temple Run

Draw Something

Kingdom Age


SPORTS:

Baseball.

Football.

That's about it.


OTHER STUFF:

I like playing with my little cousins, they're two and six.

I love Redditing as previously stated.

And I like watching movies! 

There you go, that's all about me. Thanks for coming to my profile!
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^^ That's my wife ^^


^^^ My friend Elly made this for me! ^^^
I'd tap that link.
She's my wife.

 
I am married to Elly. And she's my wife. And my earring makes her ovaries explode. 
I'm also Niall.
Don't Click Here!
  1. DarylJr114 DarylJr114
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 6:29am UTC
    Dumbledore: I'm sorry about your parents, but no spell can reawaken the dead. I trust you know that.
    Dumbledore: Except for the time turner. We'll use that to save Buckbeak.

  2. DarylJr114 DarylJr114
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 9:54am UTC
    I can easily guarantee that half of you are in school and shouldn't be on Witty.
    But we're just rebels like that.

  3. DarylJr114 DarylJr114
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 10:31am UTC
    Last night,
    our football team had a rival game. It was huge.
    And the band played WMYB, and every football play sang along.
    It was epic.

  4. DarylJr114 DarylJr114
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    That painful moment
    when you are sure if someone is just kidding when they say something really hurtful.

  5. DarylJr114 DarylJr114
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    So I made a quote recently about how my girlfriend had stuck up for a guy in my school. She had hit the two boys.
    I got some hate comments, calling her a biitch and stuff.
    Today she apologized. She saw the comments and felt horrible. Today she apologized to those two boys. They apologized to her.
    Happy now?

  6. DarylJr114 DarylJr114
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 11:13am UTC
    When a Witty famous person faves yoir quote and you just... spaz out.

  7. DarylJr114 DarylJr114
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. DarylJr114 DarylJr114
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    What if April Fool's doesn't exist, and it's just been the longest prank in history?

  9. DarylJr114 DarylJr114
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 1:05pm UTC
    What if April Fool's doesn't exist, and it's just been the longest prank in history?

  10. DarylJr114 DarylJr114
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    I hate those times when my fingers just decide not to work and all my text messages come out as "Heyyehwhaydup?,"

  11. DarylJr114 DarylJr114
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    Don't laugh at a man's misery, or he'll make you miserable.

  12. DarylJr114 DarylJr114
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    Mozilla: And then I told him, "Yeah? Well at least my child elements properly!"
    Chrome: Ha! You got him good, man!
    Safari: Hey, long time no see!
    Mozilla: Whoa, hey! I can't remember the last time I saw you and Opera!
    Internet Explorer: HI GUYS!
    Mozilla: F/ck.
    Opera: God, not this guy...
    Chrome: I hope he doesn't say something retar-
    IE: I CAN FIT A SCREWDRIVER IN MY PEEHOLE!
    Chrome: ...Anndd there we go.

  13. DarylJr114 DarylJr114
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    Plot twist: Steve's name is Jim.

  14. DarylJr114 DarylJr114
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. DarylJr114 DarylJr114
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    *Me on computer*
    Computer: Avril Lavigne engaged to Nickelback singer, Chad Kroeger.
    Me:
    Computer:
    Me:
    Computer:
    Me: Well, better start stocking up for the apocalypse.
    mq. Note, I do love Nickelback, it's a joke.

  16. DarylJr114 DarylJr114
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    Helen Keller
    I hope you all like the haircut I gave Miley Cyrus.
    6 hours ago ·1 comment · 10 Likes
    Stevie Wonder I can't see but I think Edward Scissorhands would have
    done better.
    5 hours ago ago · 15 Likes

  17. DarylJr114 DarylJr114
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 9:09am UTC
    *My brother is singing in the shower*
    Me: Stop singing.
    Him: What?
    Me: STOP SINGING. IT'S LAME.
    Him: DARYL. WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS ARE FREE.
    Him: MY BALLS
    Him: AND MY SOUL.
    Me: .... Have you been going on Witty?
    Him:
    Me:
    Him:
    Me:
    Him:
    Me:
    Him: ..... Maybe.

  18. DarylJr114 DarylJr114
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    "How high are you,
    sir?"
    "Around 5'11",
    officer."
    nmq

  19. DarylJr114 DarylJr114
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 12:28pm UTC
    So it's official.
    50 Shades of Grey will be a movie.
    Faith in humanity = lost.

  20. DarylJr114 DarylJr114
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    Vending machines kill 13 people a year.
    How... I.... what.... I don't even...

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